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potato power is untraceable power (4.16.04)
« on: April 14, 2004, 07:47:41 am »
one day i'm going to write a slow jam called girl, i got that refresh action.
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potato power is untraceable power (4.16.04)
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2004, 10:27:47 am »
So is the pot for consumption or do you put your ear to one leaf and talk into another to communicate with the angels?
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potato power is untraceable power (4.16.04)
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2004, 11:20:53 am »
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So is the pot for consumption or do you put your ear to one leaf and talk into another to communicate with the angels?


I think whatever you do with it, it'll still come out as unfunny.
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potato power is untraceable power (4.16.04)
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2004, 11:44:43 am »
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I think whatever you do with it, it'll still come out as unfunny.


Meow!

I don't always think they have to be funny though. I quite like this without it being funny.
I don't know.
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potato power is untraceable power (4.16.04)
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2004, 12:05:39 pm »
I mostly like how fiction is veering dangerously close to truth here. You just know that someone out there has actually written this diatribe, or something dangerously close to it.

Anyway, this isn't that funny in and of itself, but I'll keep waiting to see what Onstad's planning to do with it. All's well that ends well, eh?
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potato power is untraceable power (4.16.04)
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2004, 12:15:28 pm »
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I mostly like how fiction is veering dangerously close to truth here. You just know that someone out there has actually written this diatribe, or something dangerously close to it.


Of course- for example, Dianetics, by L. Ron Hubbard.

Ray done gone all crazy on that fingernail schnapps.
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potato power is untraceable power (4.16.04)
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2004, 02:10:47 pm »
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I mostly like how fiction is veering dangerously close to truth here. You just know that someone out there has actually written this diatribe, or something dangerously close to it.


Of course- for example, Dianetics, by L. Ron Hubbard.

I was thinking of the vast archives of alt.sci.physics.new-theories, myself, but anything goes.
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potato power is untraceable power (4.16.04)
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2004, 04:26:46 pm »
I'm normally one of those accused of fawning over anything he posts, but today gets a resounding "meh" from me.
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potato power is untraceable power (4.16.04)
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2004, 04:38:48 pm »
Ray's outfit reminds me of Brown Paper Pete.  You know the legend of Brown Paper Pete, right?  He was a notorious criminal who was eventually captured and hanged in the Old West.  They called him Brown Paper Pete because of his strange style of dress.  He wore a brown paper hat, a brown paper shirt, brown paper chaps, even brown paper shoes.  

Do you know what they hanged him for?  






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potato power is untraceable power (4.16.04)
« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2004, 04:45:02 pm »
Boo to that!
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potato power is untraceable power (4.16.04)
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2004, 06:48:56 pm »
JLD, you are my hero. I'm passing that bugger on.
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potato power is untraceable power (4.16.04)
« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2004, 06:50:41 pm »
That reminds me of a time a pirate walked into my bar...with a STEERING WHEEL STICKING OUT OF HIS #####!
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potato power is untraceable power (4.16.04)
« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2004, 06:52:35 pm »
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That reminds me of a time a pirate walked into my bar...with a STEERING WHEEL STICKING OUT OF HIS *****!

Arrrrr, it be drivin' 'is nuts?

(I read that first as "steering wheel sticking out of his *****," which makes me just wonder how hard Chucklebot parties.)
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potato power is untraceable power (4.16.04)
« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2004, 08:09:42 pm »
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(I read that first as "steering wheel sticking out of his #####," which makes me just wonder how hard Chucklebot parties.)


Me too.  I like days when the threads quickly surpass the comic in humour.
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potato power is untraceable power (4.16.04)
« Reply #14 on: April 14, 2004, 08:29:44 pm »
Arrrr! This wheel be drivin me nuts! I'll have to remember that one. I'm getting good mileage from  Brown Paper Pete, too.

I like both these jokes.

Also the answer to the cannabis leaf to the ear question:

First you have to shove the potato up your....

never mind.

two weeks off usually brings the funny. I'll be a little more patient. I mean, I lasted through the abduction of Phillippe, so I can take anything.
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