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[pmcd9]

While innocently driving down a street near my house I passed a shop and what I saw through the glass so astounded me I had toto stop and take a picture.  Now you too can look and be astounded.



Maybe you didn't notice...



Here's a closer look.





Astounded I say.

~Paul

[jough]

What?  Brides can't be patriotic?

[jay-ell]

Only in Texas.

[V-Adore]

Look, you just know someone is going to want to get married on July 4th. When they do... that dress will be there.

[andalucia]

Oh lord.  That makes me glad to be Canadian.

[V-Adore]

Oh lord.  That makes me glad to be Canadian.

See, now I want to be married in a Canadian-flag dress. Big red stripes down the sides, and the maple leaf to add bosom interest!

... Look, it's no stupider than the women who get married in dresses with giant bows on the butts. Or at least it's a healthier stupid.

[andalucia]

... Big red stripes down the sides...

That would definitely make the dress go very fast.

[AlohaDawg]

Oh lord.  That makes me glad to be Canadian.

See, now I want to be married in a Canadian-flag dress. Big red stripes down the sides, and the maple leaf to add bosom interest!

... Look, it's no stupider than the women who get married in dresses with giant bows on the butts. Or at least it's a healthier stupid.

You gotta marry a guy who comes with 'bosom interest' factory installed. You just gotta.

[V-Adore]

You gotta marry a guy who comes with 'bosom interest' factory installed. You just gotta.

I have significant doubts that this is going to be any kind of problem at all.

[Nabubrush]

Oh lord.  That makes me glad to be Canadian.

See, now I want to be married in a Canadian-flag dress. Big red stripes down the sides, and the maple leaf to add bosom interest!

... Look, it's no stupider than the women who get married in dresses with giant bows on the butts. Or at least it's a healthier stupid.

But the giant bow on the butt adds bottom interest.

(I don't need to add bottom interest; I have a lot of bottom interest built-in.)

[V-Adore]

But the giant bow on the butt adds bottom interest.

In theory. In practice, it really just seems to add a giant bow on the butt. (Of course, I don't precisely have what you might call bottom interest, so caveat emptor.)

(I don't need to add bottom interest; I have a lot of bottom interest built-in.)

More power to you, man. More power to you.

[side_show]

I am about to be the maid of honour in my bestfriend's wedding, and she directed me to this wonderful site:

This one's a prom dress, but there are lots of bad wedding dresses too.
http://www.uglydress.com/pregpromdres.html

[andalucia]

In theory.  In practice, it really just seems to add a giant bow on the butt. (Of course, I don't precisely have what you might call bottom interest, so caveat emptor.).

Best retort, and weirdest usage of caveat emptor ever.

[pmcd9]

Most Misguided Prom Dress Ever

Had I known that taking those pictures would lead to this I would have kept on driving.

~Paul

[V-Adore]

In theory.  In practice, it really just seems to add a giant bow on the butt. (Of course, I don't precisely have what you might call bottom interest, so caveat emptor.).

Best retort, and weirdest usage of caveat emptor ever.

Well, I was looking for a more appropriate bit of dog-Latin, but I couldn't make "caveat butt-ogler" into anything actually funny. Que sera sera.