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« Reply #30 on: April 28, 2004, 02:38:12 am »
Can't belief that my anal-ness missed this, but "Dirty Work" starred Norm MacDonald. (Bob Saget directed that).
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« Reply #31 on: April 28, 2004, 03:13:40 am »
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(Bob Saget directed that).


I've always detested Bob Saget (along with everything else associated with Full House).  However, I must give credit where it is due.

Bob Saget has the single funniest moment in the movie "Half Baked".
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« Reply #32 on: April 28, 2004, 03:15:14 am »
Did you ever suck <feet> for pot?!
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« Reply #33 on: April 28, 2004, 03:27:55 am »
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Did you ever suck <feet> for pot?!

Ha, an old boss of mine was actually in Narcotics Anonymous for pot. Because of that, every time he was leaving work, the other managers and I would wait until he was just out of earshot, and ask eachother...well....you get it.
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« Reply #34 on: April 28, 2004, 10:51:50 am »
Not to make light of someone else's addiction, but I really didn't even know they let potheads into Narcotics Anonymous.
Also, when I type that I always feel like I am using the wrong word, as it is not the narcotics themselves that have the problem, cf the lack of Alcohol Anonymous.  

Yeah, then there was the part where grammar's apparently a bigger issue to me than drug addiction.
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« Reply #35 on: April 28, 2004, 06:45:17 pm »
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Not to make light of someone else's addiction, but I really didn't even know they let potheads into Narcotics Anonymous.
Also, when I type that I always feel like I am using the wrong word, as it is not the narcotics themselves that have the problem, cf the lack of Alcohol Anonymous.  

Yeah, then there was the part where grammar's apparently a bigger issue to me than drug addiction.


Maybe they don't let them walk in...but as part of a work-related intervention, I bet they do. Poor bastard.
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« Reply #36 on: April 28, 2004, 07:34:16 pm »
Thank you all, because I've just figured out career plan C (or D or E or whatever...) if I don't get another zoo job and all the other weird ideas don't work out:  I am going to put my degree to work again and start Prescriptive Grammarians Anonymous.
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« Reply #37 on: April 28, 2004, 08:58:23 pm »
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Thank you all, because I've just figured out career plan C (or D or E or whatever...) if I don't get another zoo job and all the other weird ideas don't work out:  I am going to put my degree to work again and start Prescriptive Grammarians Anonymous.

It worked for Bill Walsh.
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« Reply #38 on: April 28, 2004, 09:34:31 pm »
Whoa, that Bill Walsh guy is definitely going to need to be the first one to sign up for my meetings and learn to relax.  Even though you do have to love a guy who'd title a book "The Elephants of Style."

Spelling and punctuation correction will still be allowed, but only once you have achieved advanced levels of acceptance of giving up grammar nitpicking.  There will be doughnuts.
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« Reply #39 on: April 28, 2004, 10:11:19 pm »
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Even though you do have to love a guy who'd title a book "The Elephants of Style."

And Lapsing Into a Comma.
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« Reply #40 on: April 28, 2004, 11:06:10 pm »
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advanced levels of acceptance of giving up grammar nitpicking.


So, what, we're not allowed to call people on, say, not using the subjunctive voice in casual speech?
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« Reply #41 on: April 28, 2004, 11:27:00 pm »
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So, what, we're not allowed to call people on, say, not using the subjunctive voice in casual speech?


Not in English you're not.  Or you don't get any doughnuts.  And some of them are jelly doughnuts.
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« Reply #42 on: April 28, 2004, 11:28:49 pm »
I've been meaning to mention this for sometime.  My grammar is atrocious and I’m always misspelling words, but I’ve never been called on it.  Why is that?  Don't you care enough to correct me when I err?

~Paul
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« Reply #43 on: April 28, 2004, 11:50:41 pm »
Waaaiiiiiit a minute....

so "I'm a Friend of Bill W" is about GRAMMAR??

I'm so confused.
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« Reply #44 on: April 29, 2004, 01:21:28 am »
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I've been meaning to mention this for some time.  My grammar is atrocious, and I’m always misspelling words/, but I’ve never been called on it.  Why is that?  Don't you care enough to correct me when I err?

~Paul


There.  I corrected all the mistakes I could find.  

Do you feel loved?  

Actually, I think it's because you generally follow the rules, so we're willing to let a couple of things slide here and there.  Compared to a lot of people on this here InterWeb, your grammar and spelling fantastic.  

Also, we make special allowances for Texans.  ;)
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