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« Reply #30 on: August 08, 2003, 01:48:01 am »
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BLAH BLAH FREE BLAH BLAH BLAH NO RIGHT TO BITCH BLAH BLAH BLAH FREE BLAH BLAH.



I believe I would pay to have the memory of that mess removed from my head.  Awful, simply awful, and the song was awful too.

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« Reply #31 on: August 08, 2003, 01:51:28 am »
The song's grown on me, actually.  No, it's not *good*, but it's mega-cheesy and really bad, and somehow that makes it a little pathetic.

Which right now seems like a funny *idea* even if in practice the song was not funny.
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« Reply #32 on: August 08, 2003, 02:29:30 am »
The song made me laugh (well, grin, at least) so it served its purpose for one reader (listener?) at least.  I always thought I was a snob, but now I'm not so sure.
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« Reply #33 on: August 08, 2003, 02:59:45 am »
You know, sometimes I have a lot of stuff going on in my life, so I don't check my favorite comics for like 2 weeks. Then, if I read some of them and they don't appeal to me, it is no big deal. I certainly don't blame anyone for bitching about it, although I, personally, am trying to move away from the "bitching about things" lifestyle and to the "doing something about those things that I can control" lifestyle. Honestly, though, I wouldn't say that every Achewood in the past has been gold, and this is probably just a patch that some folks aren't liking. I like the fact he is trying some different stuff. Maybe he doesn't care as much about having fans as he does about being able to do whatever he wants.

For instance, I like the Rolling Stones, but I can't advise buying "Steel Wheels" or "Bridges to Babylon." Doesn't mean that they suck, doesn't mean that they shouldn't have been released, just means I don't like them. But I'm not going to complain about it (other than right here, for the purpose of flailing about trying to make a point).
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« Reply #34 on: August 08, 2003, 02:59:52 am »
Everything I wanted to say has already been said. I just wanted to make sure nobody thought I was dead.
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« Reply #35 on: August 08, 2003, 03:00:40 am »
Thank God, I was beginning to wonder about that.
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« Reply #36 on: August 08, 2003, 03:52:15 am »
Hmmm....
Ithink Onstad may need a holiday ,like a couple of months, to let his mind fallow.
Ok, it's kind of like you have sponge soaked with beer and at first when you wring it out in to your glass/mouth it's good and liquidy but as the sponge gets drier, and the harder you try to twist out beery goodness, the fount is mere droplets of spongy tasting dregs. Onstad may need some time to go resoak his sponge in the puddle of inspiration, and possibly beer.
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« Reply #37 on: August 08, 2003, 03:56:20 am »
JESUS GOD ALERT THE PRESSES

MONKEYB IS A FREAKING POET

No, seriously, did you read the Esquire article by Dan Rather or what? Ha!
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« Reply #38 on: August 08, 2003, 04:26:34 am »
no,just cold medication and a migraine.
what's with the "et" ? I didn't type that in (i think,but at this point i could be wrong),it was a space like this,  .
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« Reply #39 on: August 08, 2003, 04:28:30 am »
ok ,no "et" is "and",why am i being translated in to french?
how the hell did this thing know i was canadian?
spookiness.
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« Reply #40 on: August 08, 2003, 04:31:13 am »
damnit!
what in the sweet sweet heckola?
gonna try that again...
a*n*d
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« Reply #41 on: August 08, 2003, 04:33:37 am »
pssst... it's "El Guapo" poking around y having fun.
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« Reply #42 on: August 08, 2003, 04:42:42 am »
I'm just going on a bender and censoring/replacing common words every hour or so.

GUESS WHICH ONE IT IS NOW!
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« Reply #43 on: August 08, 2003, 04:46:53 am »
NICE.

VERY VERY NICE.

Gods, it must be fun to moderate your own messageboard.

One more post and I'm BLISTER! Yay.

[edit: just noticed the phrase-substitution as well. Dildohead would be proud.]
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« Reply #44 on: August 08, 2003, 04:48:03 am »
It is not so much fun, but I try to entertain myself.

What word will I change next???

BUM BUM BUUUUUUUUM
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