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V-Adore

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« on: May 02, 2004, 06:26:36 am »
Apparently this got missed, which is a shame, because it's pretty good. (About the humor, anyway; the advice is fairly spotty, in the "Onstad really not trying" way, but hey.)

Best part, in my mind, is either the bit at the end about the nature videos or the vignette about Sober Lyle. Dang.
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« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2004, 04:54:03 pm »
"Papa Andy's Baja Party Urine." Classic.

This is one of the best Ray's ever.
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« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2004, 06:13:56 pm »
Sober Lyle really did it for me, especially "he laid down in a creek for about four hours."  I picture Lyle passed out, face down, inches away from drowning.  And no one seems to care.  Then he's got to have a serious conversation Ray.

Hell, I'd get drunk after that too.
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« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2004, 07:05:36 pm »
I liked the Lyle biz, but also the part right at the start about the IT consultants basically dogging Ray. Ray is taking a tremendous amount of shit lately, off of just everyone. Soon we'll get a strip where it is just Philippe saying "No, fuck you, Ray."

I like the idea of Ray with the top of his head open and a hand pouring margaritas in.
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« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2004, 07:43:52 pm »
This is the finest explanation of Miami Vice ever.

Man, remember how cool that guy was in that show? White canvas shoes with a rattan sole, loose white trousers, pale peach blazer, shooting his Lamborghini Countach through a movie screen-size plate glass window as Phil Collins ducked under a white leather sofa. Early INXS tunes (Listen Like Thieves era) would be playing on the stereo system, until Jan Hammer’s intense music broke in over it all and the dudes had a shooting and kicking fight (which Don always won). Damn. God dammit.
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« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2004, 12:13:16 am »
So what is the best lube for anal, anyway?*










*I only made this comment to make jl vaguely uncomfortable.
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« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2004, 12:45:04 am »
You know what's vaguely uncomfortable?  

NO lube.
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« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2004, 12:46:32 am »
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So what is the best lube for anal, anyway?*



*I only made this comment to make jl vaguely uncomfortable.


[ballbreaking]

Cort, try a few. Which ever one doesn't give your asshole a rash is a good choice.

[/ballbreaking]
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« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2004, 01:33:24 am »
Why is the entire Internet about lube and bad choices for it lately?!

Don't ask. Just don't.
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« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2004, 04:02:06 am »
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Why is the entire Internet about lube and bad choices for it lately?!

Don't ask. Just don't.


you just asked
and then said "don't ask".

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« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2004, 10:25:48 am »
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« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2004, 01:06:25 pm »
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You know what's vaguely uncomfortable?  

NO lube.


I would guess (and it's an uninformed guess, dammit!) that would be more than vaguely uncomfortable.  "Horribly painful" is a phrase that springs to mind.
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« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2004, 04:48:18 pm »
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You know what's vaguely uncomfortable?  

NO lube.


I would guess (and it's an uninformed guess, dammit!) that would be more than vaguely uncomfortable.  "Horribly painful" is a phrase that springs to mind.

It depends. If it's just your own finger then . . .


Nevermind.
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« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2004, 05:22:09 pm »
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So what is the best lube for anal, anyway?*

*I only made this comment to make jl vaguely uncomfortable.


Well, I wouldn't know from *personal* experience, but the girls at Babeland recommend Slippery Stuff or Maximus -- both of which are water-based.  Basically, you want something water-based (and thus condom-safe) and thick.  

No discomfort here, Cort ;)
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« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2004, 07:52:11 pm »
Stick with the old reliables - Astroglide is always a good all-purpose choice.
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