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The Isosceles Lock 5/03/04
« Reply #15 on: May 03, 2004, 08:34:13 pm »
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Mama Mia!  You'd have to be some kind of Dancing Queen to pull that off, Fernando.  Trying something like that would be my Waterloo.  That's more Knowing Me, Knowing You than I care for.  The only way I'd go for something like that is Money, Money, Money, cause that's The Name of the Game.

/belaboring it just slightly.

Yikes!


Has anybody seen my killing stick? I have sudden, GREAT, need of it.


Seconded.
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« Reply #16 on: May 03, 2004, 09:25:08 pm »
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Jesus, man, I need bizarre diagrams just sitting around my house, all ready for display.

"What? You've never heard of a RUSTY TROMBONE?"
FWWZWAP!

I'm going to spring the RUSTY TROMBONE on my sweetie as soon as she gets home from school tonight.
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« Reply #17 on: May 04, 2004, 12:56:22 am »
I did not notice, upon first viewing, the link to bjorn.jpg
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« Reply #18 on: May 04, 2004, 02:54:59 am »
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I did not notice, upon first viewing, the link to bjorn.jpg

And it's signed.
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« Reply #19 on: May 04, 2004, 03:00:05 am »
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I'm going to spring the RUSTY TROMBONE on my sweetie as soon as she gets home from school tonight.


If you do she'll be sweet no more.

~Paul
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« Reply #20 on: May 04, 2004, 03:04:31 am »
Quite true, Paul - I had initially assumed that this was just something from Bozack's fevered mind; something that just sounded naughty.
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« Reply #21 on: May 04, 2004, 05:30:33 am »
And now it's a DIFFERENT picture. Is it random or does he just keep changing it?
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« Reply #22 on: May 04, 2004, 06:03:44 am »
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Quite true, Paul - I had initially assumed that this was just something from Bozack's fevered mind; something that just sounded naughty.


Haha, OH NO! The Rusty Trombone lives and breathes, like the Abraham Lincoln! The Swedish Fire-Breathing Dragon! The Swedish Rodeo! The Cleveland Steamer! The Roman Shower! The Dirty Sanchez! The Floopy! The Dutch Oven! The Tony Danza! You'd usually have to go to high school to learn about all of these, but I can teach you RIGHT NOW!

EDIT: Wow, I really AM Todd.
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« Reply #23 on: May 04, 2004, 11:33:20 am »
I have totally been going to all the wrong high schools thus far.
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« Reply #24 on: May 04, 2004, 02:59:11 pm »
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Quite true, Paul - I had initially assumed that this was just something from Bozack's fevered mind; something that just sounded naughty.


Haha, OH NO! The Rusty Trombone lives and breathes, like the Abraham Lincoln! The Swedish Fire-Breathing Dragon! The Swedish Rodeo! The Cleveland Steamer! The Roman Shower! The Dirty Sanchez! The Floopy! The Dutch Oven! The Tony Danza! You'd usually have to go to high school to learn about all of these, but I can teach you RIGHT NOW!

EDIT: Wow, I really AM Todd.

Wait just a minute - the Dutch Oven? That ain't in the same league as my reading of the Rusty Trombone. Also, the Rusty Trombone shouldn't actually be what the definitions I saw say it is, but I won't get into detail about that. Incidentally, of those ten items, how many have you performed? And have you ever performed more than one on the same person, or does the performance of one pretty much ensure the end of the relationship?
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« Reply #25 on: May 04, 2004, 03:12:29 pm »
oh hell no i do not perform any of the listed activities, you'd probably get incarcerated. I am sure there are laws.
Yeah, the Dutch Oven was a last-minute addition to round out the cast.
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The Isosceles Lock 5/03/04
« Reply #26 on: May 04, 2004, 03:13:49 pm »
Oh good, you're all done with this topic then.

I'll lock up.
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