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« Reply #30 on: May 06, 2004, 12:19:21 pm »
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My husband has a large c*ck!



But, compared to what?
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« Reply #31 on: May 06, 2004, 02:16:30 pm »
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My husband has a large c*ck!

I don't have anything to add here, I just felt like quoting this since everyone else is having so much fun with it. Also, my money is always on the simple, strangely compelling, and yet somehow horrifying "boy-part".

Also, I think that whenever anyone responds to either Pedro or JL in the future, they should be required to start the post with the above quote.
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« Reply #32 on: May 06, 2004, 02:20:45 pm »
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My husband has a large c*ck!

Thing I feel this thread, and particularly Pedro, should know:

I have spent all of today with "The Boy With The Arab Strap" in my head, except with "Carnal Stump" substituted for "Arab Strap." All day.

"dum dum dum... she was laid on her back with the boy with the carnal stump... with the boy from the caarnal stuump..."

(EDIT: Fixed now.)
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« Reply #33 on: May 06, 2004, 02:26:53 pm »
Your post would have been much more effective with
Quote from: "jldunston"
My husband has a large c*ck!
in it somewhere.
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« Reply #34 on: May 06, 2004, 02:55:21 pm »
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Your post would have been much more effective with
Quote from: "jldunston"
My husband has a large c*ck!
in it somewhere.

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« Reply #35 on: May 06, 2004, 03:22:26 pm »
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My husband has a large c*ck!



But, compared to what?


Pedro has the biggest wang of anybody I've ever had sex with.  

And that's the truth.
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« Reply #36 on: May 06, 2004, 03:50:03 pm »
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My husband has a large c*ck!



But, compared to what?


Pedro has the biggest wang of anybody I've ever had sex with.  

And that's the truth.

But size doesn't count, right?

Right?
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« Reply #37 on: May 06, 2004, 04:05:31 pm »
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But size doesn't count, right? Right?


It's not the size of the c*ck.  It's the depth of the pu$$y.
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« Reply #38 on: May 06, 2004, 04:09:23 pm »
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My husband has a large c*ck!



But, compared to what?


Pedro has the biggest wang of anybody I've ever had sex with.  

And that's the truth.


Heh. I guess when you put it that way...

Of course, by that definition, he'd also have the smallest wang of anybody you'd had sex with, no?
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« Reply #39 on: May 06, 2004, 04:31:10 pm »
Wow. And I thought my last post was offensive.
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« Reply #40 on: May 06, 2004, 04:35:49 pm »
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Pedro has the biggest wang of anybody I've ever had sex with.  

And that's the truth.

Heh. I guess when you put it that way...

Of course, by that definition, he'd also have the smallest wang of anybody you'd had sex with, no?

This is like that whole World's Shorest Tall Man thing in the Phantom Tollbooth.
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« Reply #41 on: May 06, 2004, 05:09:33 pm »
I'm waiting for Pedro to post a haiku about JLD's pu$$y now. Or for this conversation to shut the hell up already. Preferably the latter.

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« Reply #42 on: May 06, 2004, 08:24:01 pm »
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Hey, weren't you the one who was prevented from going into detail about a certain piercing a while back?

That was MY c*ck. I'm perfectly cool with MY c*ck; we're quite close friends.
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« Reply #43 on: May 06, 2004, 09:27:18 pm »
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My husband has a large c*ck!



But, compared to what?


Pedro has the biggest wang of anybody I've ever had sex with.  

And that's the truth.


Heh. I guess when you put it that way...

Of course, by that definition, he'd also have the smallest wang of anybody you'd had sex with, no?


We choose not to think of it in that context.  It's much better for our marriage that way.

[Edit: When I told Pedro I was going to post this, he said, "I'm going to tell everybody you used to be a ho."]
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« Reply #44 on: May 06, 2004, 09:31:31 pm »
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[Edit: When I told Pedro I was going to post this, he said, "I'm going to tell everybody you used to be a ho."]


We knew that already.
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