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This Chair...

Too hideous.
- 5 (35.7%)
It a Chair, it's cheap, it's comfortable, who cares what it looks like.
- 9 (64.3%)

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Voting closed: May 15, 2004, 04:23:54 pm


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« Reply #15 on: May 16, 2004, 05:27:54 pm »
It is a lovely chair, Paul, and congratulations.
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« Reply #16 on: May 16, 2004, 06:27:53 pm »
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He wants his shirt back.


I'd berate you for even being here, but that comment was worth it. Now, go be a luddite!


Aw c'mon Slink, he cribbed that joke straight out of Friday's strip.  Jough and Onstad are both getting joke writing lessons from David Spade.

But I digress.  What I meant to say was get the hell out of here Jough.  Don't be afraid of the big bad world.  Go find your special purpose, or at least get laid a lot of times and come back and report it.  We're counting on you to tell us what it's like out there.

~Paul
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« Reply #17 on: May 16, 2004, 06:29:36 pm »
Six hours and counting.

I'm still copying things from the new computer to the old one, so I'll be in and out until tonight.

I SWEAR, IF YOU KIDS WRECK THE PLACE WHEN I'M GONE YOU'LL ALL BE GROUNDED FOR A MONTH
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« Reply #18 on: May 16, 2004, 06:30:01 pm »
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It is a lovely chair, Paul, and congratulations.


Thank you Andalucia.  It was your advice that made up my mind for me.

~Paul
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« Reply #19 on: May 16, 2004, 06:31:20 pm »
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Six hours and counting.


Did I misread?  I thought it was Saturday night you were pulling the plug.

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« Reply #20 on: May 16, 2004, 06:32:54 pm »
No, it was Sunday night.  

Monday morning I ship this PC back to HP, so I have to pack it tonight and get it ready so I can stagger out of bed tomorrow and answer the door.

After that, it's all fun and excitement.
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« Reply #21 on: May 16, 2004, 06:33:27 pm »
P.S. Congrats on the new chair.  It'll comfortably seat whomever happens to ride in the back of your pickup truck.
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« Reply #22 on: May 16, 2004, 06:39:17 pm »
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P.S. Congrats on the new chair.  It'll comfortably seat whomever happens to ride in the back of your pickup truck.


Ok I didn't really want to post this picture because it's less flattering than the other two, but since you insist, here it is in my humble abode.

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« Reply #23 on: May 16, 2004, 06:48:25 pm »
And it matches the decor very well...

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« Reply #24 on: May 16, 2004, 06:58:00 pm »
Damnit now I want that chair.
The ergonomics of it remind me of the chairs on the Death Star or something. You have to take a photo from behind it so that we can paint your head white, and lower a black helmet from the ceiling.
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« Reply #25 on: May 16, 2004, 08:18:37 pm »
Mad props on actually buying the chair, man. May it give you many happy hours of sitting enjoyment.
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« Reply #26 on: May 16, 2004, 11:31:17 pm »
I'm still dubious about the chair, but now I want a pickup truck.
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« Reply #27 on: May 17, 2004, 02:11:37 am »
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I'm still dubious about the chair, but now I want a pickup truck.


I can't help you with the truck, but perhaps this will put your mind at ease about the chair.

~Paul

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« Reply #28 on: May 17, 2004, 03:06:08 am »
at ease??

Who put the vermin in charge of the lysol?

Man, I told you that was a porch chair! Now you'll have to feed that kid AND compete with him for chair time.
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« Reply #29 on: May 17, 2004, 03:19:11 am »
I used to have that very same Pink Floyd poster.  If you'd said the chair was going in front of that poster I would have unequivically supported its purchase.  It just fits, somehow.
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