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« Reply #30 on: May 21, 2004, 04:56:15 pm »
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This strip does emote a feeling, something like Van Gogh's 'Cafe at Night'. You totally want to just pull up a chair.

or roll up in a roller coaster car with a horn that says "I'm a big fag" and plays music.
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« Reply #31 on: May 21, 2004, 08:13:24 pm »
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And there'd be these theatre-type things with floor shows by Animalicious and Nightlife Mingus and Robert Johnson.


Don't forget Blood Beagle. Or Sex Funeral. One dollar for a shot of scope, anyone?
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« Reply #32 on: May 21, 2004, 08:15:07 pm »
Of course, the *****s would have to dress up like former Presidents. Lie Bot would be Nixon, Vlad would be Clinton, Andy would be Coolige and Chucklebot would be, um, Carter, I guess.
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« Reply #33 on: May 21, 2004, 08:41:47 pm »
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Of course, the *****s would have to dress up like former Presidents. Lie Bot would be Nixon, Vlad would be Clinton, Andy would be Coolige and Chucklebot would be, um, Carter, I guess.


Taft.  For heaven's sake, Chucklebot would be William Howard TAFT.
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« Reply #34 on: May 21, 2004, 08:47:05 pm »
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Of course, the *****s would have to dress up like former Presidents. Lie Bot would be Nixon, Vlad would be Clinton, Andy would be Coolige and Chucklebot would be, um, Carter, I guess.


Taft.  For heaven's sake, Chucklebot would be William Howard TAFT.


/smacks head.  

Of COURSE!  After all, Taft makes me chuckle.  Taft makes all of us chuckle.  Plus, Chucklebot's pretty damn fat.  How does a ***** get fat, btw?
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« Reply #35 on: May 21, 2004, 09:01:47 pm »
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How does a robot get fat, btw?


A great question!  Little known fact: robots get fat by masturbating.

It's true.  I read it on Snopes.
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« Reply #36 on: May 21, 2004, 09:35:25 pm »
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A great question!  Little known fact: robots get fat by masturbating.


Wow.....I don't...I don't know what to say. Pedro, YOU. ARE. RAD.
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« Reply #37 on: May 22, 2004, 01:08:15 am »
I would make Chucklebot Buchanan, myself. He was probably gay, and he's definitely laughabe.
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« Reply #38 on: May 22, 2004, 09:09:33 am »
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I would make Chucklebot Buchanan, myself. He was probably gay, and he's definitely laughabe.


Butt! Butt! Chucklebot's all loveable and stuff.  Old James Buchanan, on the other hand, was a pretty loathsome fellow, what being all weak-kneed against those southron secessionists and all.
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« Reply #39 on: May 22, 2004, 01:40:00 pm »
I was slightly disturbed that Roast Beef wasn't in the middle.

It makes my T-Shirt obsolite.
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« Reply #40 on: May 24, 2004, 06:07:57 pm »
All I'm saying is that I hope one of my non-Achewood-reading friends (which, sadly, is most of them) hits me with a mom joke sometime in the near future, cause I'm just going to cold bust out with the hot bloody fat.

You know what I'm saying?

I showed this cartoon to my wife. She didn't understand why I thought it was so funny.
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