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Achewood => Achewood => Topic started by: Bobby Isosceles on January 04, 2010, 09:09:56 pm
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I sure want some waffles. (http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01042010)
Maybe I will make some, after I take 50mg Lycopene to avoid the Becoming.
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Thank heavens it was annotated.
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Maybe its not intentional "historical variety bar" grooming so much as extreme right-handedness.
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It's a condition many people live with every day. It's like my brain is Houston, and my left hand is Voyager 2.
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I've always thought lycopene was a fun word. Not "smock" fun, but still fun.
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Not "smock" fun,
I never thought of it before, but you're absolutely right. "Smock" is a fun word.
Smock!
Smocksmocksmocksmocksmocksmock
SMOCK!
Heh. Time to go annoy the wife and kids!
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F that, Guacaomle is the most fun word. If you dont have fun saying guacamole, you're not doing it right.
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Seven syllables, at least.
goo-WOCK'-a MOL-ay...ay...ay
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I get uncomfortable when people have too much fun saying guacamole.
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For some reason it bugs me when people shorten it to "guac" because it's like, where's the fun in that?
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I sure want some waffles. (http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01042010)
Maybe I will make some, after I take 50mg Lycopene to avoid the Becoming.
Lies! Filthy, filthy lies! You were offered waffles and declined them! You lied on THE INTERNETS!
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I never thought of it before, but you're absolutely right. "Smock" is a fun word.
Smock!
Smocksmocksmocksmocksmocksmock
SMOCK!
Heh. Time to go annoy the wife and kids!
Don't knock my smock or I'll clean your clock </Hobbes>
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Personally, I'm partial to "shrapnel."
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Perspicacious.
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sesquipedalian
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Flense
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Mongooses. Stare at it for a while.
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gazebo.
gaaaaah-zeeeeeeeeeee-BOW.
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moustachioed
(i pronounce guacamole as "whack-a-mole", just like the mallet game, because contrary to all my best efforts i am in fact turning into my father)
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Mellaril
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For some reason it bugs me when people shorten it to "guac" because it's like, where's the fun in that?
I used to work with a dude that always called it ROCKamole. I would like to say this was one of his most annoying traits, but sadly I can't.
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Did they just legalize pot or something?
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Floccinaucihilipilificatrix. (seriously.)
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Floccinaucihilipilificatrix. (seriously.)
nerd
also, the fun words:
x heretofore
x wherewithal
x duder(as opposed to "dude")
x effing
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Woody
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Dodecahedron
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gazebo.
gaaaaah-zeeeeeeeeeee-BOW.
Ma-ca-da-mi-a.
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x heretofore
x wherewithal
x duder(as opposed to "dude")
x effing
Hee, don't forget obeisance!
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Floccinaucihilipilificatrix
Wait, I am having trouble parsing this one.
a woman who estimates the worth of objects as nothing?
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Plinth.
Also, I have trouble interpreting cartoons like this one because, being a systematist, my go-to interpretation for this type of diagram is that it's a genealogical tree. Which, I'm sure you can see, would cause problems with the parsing of this cartoon.
And furthermore, I think lycopene only exists in a useful-to-humans form in cooked tomatoes, not fresh ones.
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I would have bet money on "Pervasive and unquenchable curiosity about the universe".
Also, I love how meatus sounds like a euphemism, and yet is not one.
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"bibulous" is a ridiculous word.
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Wait, I am having trouble parsing this one.
a woman who estimates the worth of objects as nothing?
Dammmmn, you're really good. A woman who treats her husband as worth nothing, as I remember it from the OED.
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Back in college, we had a saying:
"All women are lesbians after their fourth beer."
Hell, it was theater - that worked on some of the dudes, too.
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Any dude who was gay after four beers was gay before the first beer.
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Ah, yes, because female sexuality is fluid and dynamic, and male sexuality is rigid and unchanging.
I forgot for a minute that ladies can only be gay for other ladies so long as it suits the interests of the dominant gender.
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I didnt even say a word about women, chill out, yeesh. I dont know what women do, or why they do it (or how they take benign statements about men and force them into offensive ones about women). I'm just saying I dont know any male without gay tendencies who suddenly does gay things after four beers.
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Ah, yes, because female sexuality is fluid and dynamic, and male sexuality is rigid and unchanging.
I forgot for a minute that ladies can only be gay for other ladies so long as it suits the interests of the dominant gender.
THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
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i bet you do and they keep it hidden from you for reasons
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THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
Oh, but it is.
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Lincoln likes waffles. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6U5W3pavJY)
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Any dude PERSON who was gay after four beers was gay before the first beer.
I fixed it. Now everone can stop yelling.
(It freaks me out when people fight in front of me, because I come from Circumstances. Like, to the point of tears, I'm not kidding.)
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I was just joking, trying to get a rise out of ACap, is all.
Yeesh, you guys. Being all serious.
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I fixed it. Now everone can stop yelling.
(It freaks me out when people fight in front of me, because I come from Circumstances. Like, to the point of tears, I'm not kidding.)
I have such a deep soft spot for men from Circumstances. I read this and just wanted to give you hella hugs.
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Troll(op)
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im glad we are all back to hugging and stuff.
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Sloppiest makeouts
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so long as we stop short of maximum cuddles
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I'll try not to get it in your hair.
That is always a lie.
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I just want to know if there are any dudes who go full on gay after four beers. Like in the middle of the party they put Abba on the stereo and start giving interior decorating tips.
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I think it takes more than four drinks, but Pedro once woke up on the floor the morning after a party being spooned by an otherwise extremely straight (and very attractive) man. He was very weirded out, but manged to extricate himself without waking the other dude, and we agreed to never speak of it again.
Until now.
But yeah, I was really just being combative, but I do think that there are guys who are latently bisexual who could be convinced to get up to dude-on-dude shenanigans as long as they have the fog of booze to blame it on later. Not many, but they do exist. Yeah, they're bi when sober, too, but they'd never act on those urges until you get some liquid courage in them.
Ladies, on the other hand, are more likely to make out with other ladies because dudes dig it, whether or not they are in fact harboring actual bisexual feelings. I know several girls who have gotten it on with ladies to please their men, which does not make them lesbians so much as actresses.
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I once woke up after a similar party facing the bottom of a wicker chair (from the underside). Confusing. Also, I had no #####. They were draped over the railing outside, on account of someone spilling their beer on me. Apparently, I did not resist the removal of ##### (perhaps because the floor under the wicker chair was so comfortable). My friends swear that nothing untoward happened to me.
But you wonder, you know?
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wait, I've forgotten the filters
which one is pants and which one is robot
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#####
*****
%%%%%
$$$$$
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(i pronounce guacamole as "whack-a-mole", just like the mallet game, because contrary to all my best efforts i am in fact turning into my father)
I go full out and call it "whack-a-mole-game" as a sort of one-off rhyming slang because I am turning into me.
Also, it can't be said enough:
Prisencolinensinainciusol
But the conversation has gone elsewhere.
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I once woke up after a similar party facing the bottom of a wicker chair (from the underside). Confusing. Also, I had no #####. They were draped over the railing outside, on account of someone spilling their beer on me. Apparently, I did not resist the removal of ##### (perhaps because the floor under the wicker chair was so comfortable). My friends swear that nothing untoward happened to me.
But you wonder, you know?
Do you think maybe you did it asleep style?
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gazebo.
gaaaaah-zeeeeeeeeeee-BOW.
Gaze-bo. (http://www.homestarrunner.com/ween03.html)
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Curmudgeon: the word that sounds like what it is.
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Do you think maybe you did it asleep style?
Oh no. The perp confessed. He spilt half a pitcher over my legs, and felt remorseful. Someone convinced him it would be humane to wash my #####, so 2 or 3 of them got them off me and they put them in the wash machine. Unfortunately the dryer was broken, so they hung the ##### over the rail to "dry". At night. They were still soaked the next morning, but one of the apartment dwellers loaned me some sweats.
Ahh, early 20's.
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They made your wet ##### wetter. And for a longer period of time. Because they loved you.
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Curmudgeon: the word that sounds like what it is.
Which brings us to onomatopoeia, the funny sounding word that means funny sounding words.
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funicular - it's the mountain lift with the fun built in
bellicose
haberdashery - reminds me of poppycock but it's a store
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Cobbler a solid word. Both a tasty campfire treat, and a dude who fixes shoes.
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Spigot.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uuCNAwXGaQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uuCNAwXGaQ)
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Brobdingnagian.
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haberdashery - reminds me of poppycock but it's a store
In the same line of thinking, "sartorial".
Back when I was working retail at a high-end (mostly men's) clothing store (http://www.billyreid.com), I would tell people that I was a habberdasher. Certainly sounded better than, "I work at the mall".
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Dammmmn, you're really good. A woman who treats her husband as worth nothing, as I remember it from the OED.
I knew a different version of the same word, without the -trix on it. So I was working from knowing the word, not like... being awesome at Latin.
Prisencolinensinainciusol
YES. YES. that drum beat. yeahhh.