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Achewood / Re: Stay the fuck quiet during these tasty pancakes 9/20/13
« on: October 03, 2013, 01:02:50 am »
Apparently I am guilt of perpetuating Brunch Culture.  I will not apologize.  It's fuck*ng good and why would anyone cook when they can pay someone else to do it for them?

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Achewood / Re: 6th June, 2007 - TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP *kiss*
« on: June 06, 2007, 05:27:52 pm »
Is anyone else also in love with Molly?  I mean, is she not the ideal girlfriend?

Maybe I just share too many qualities with Roast Beef...

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Achewood / Re: 6.04.07 - lure me out with a rubber Kid Rock CD
« on: June 04, 2007, 05:18:30 pm »
Also, any girl would rather have a diamond.

Definitely true.  All normal women want a humongous diamond, no matter how many African slave children were killed to procure it.

However, you must remember that Molly is from heaven.

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And we constantly run out of toilet paper before the rest of us expect it.

You need to follow these directions.

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Achewood / Re: 23 March 2007 - A nearby town?!
« on: March 23, 2007, 04:03:20 am »
No one else is wondering who the weepy guy is?

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Why isn't Pat on the poll?

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Are the questions Beef talking to himself or are they Molly gently prodding him toward non-total-dysfunction, or has their relationship gotten to the point where that isn't really a meaningful distinction?

I need a Molly.  :-/

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Achewood / Re: February 23, 2007 - Looks Small, Is Small
« on: February 23, 2007, 07:43:52 pm »
Ah, screw it, bring on the fat boobies.

You used the wrong word.

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As a reader of Achewood and a Wikipedia administrator, I'd just like to say...

... well.  I don't really have anything to say, I guess.


People create the equivalent of Ray's Urine probably 500 times a day, though.

Edit: Just look through the Deletion log:

  • 14:49, February 15, 2007 Kukini deleted "Dom Hull" (content was: 'My name is Dom Hull. I iz like 12 yrs old. DAts bout it.' (and the only contributor was 'Dompotatoes'))
  • 14:42, February 15, 2007 Friday deleted "Miles boucher" (content was: '{{db-bio}}Miles Boucher is a smexy mankake. He is into exotic cheeses. And erotic cheeses. He is a student at a school which i will not name for secu...')
  • 14:36, February 15, 2007 Dante Alighieri deleted "Lily Hutson" (content was: '{{db-attack}}Lily Hutson was born November 3, 1990. She has been activly homosexual since the ftih grade. She has dated over 3 million men and transm...')

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Achewood / Re: 13 Sept. 2006 - So, you scorin much dude pussy these days?
« on: September 13, 2006, 05:04:26 pm »
1. Is ray getting fatter?
2. Oh god.  Is female-genital Ray From The Future going to show up in the next strip?

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So there is a bloodline of gayness?  Not to be a homophobe or anything, but isn't that kind of... self-contradicting?

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Achewood / Re: 2006-07-18 - Is Your Boy a Chunkity-Ass Nerd?
« on: July 18, 2006, 05:26:56 am »
Who is going to be the first to try that phone number?

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So wait...  the cartoon cats and stuffed animals have a pet dog?  Like, not an AIBO, but the type that can get pregnant and have problems on the couch?  That we've never seen?

And when these cats and stuffed animals sit on the couch, the couch has to support "hundreds of pounds" of people? 

My suspension bridge of disbelief is swaying in the wind, in a wildly resonant motion.

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Achewood / Re: TWIST CHOMP -- Apr. 7, 2006.
« on: April 08, 2006, 03:02:41 am »
All the arguments on either side notwithstanding, humans lived for thousands of years before refrigerators and some people believe that the utter paranoia with which we protect ourselves from inocuous germs by blah blah blah

You've never had food poisoning, have you?

Both ends, man.  At the same time.

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