Thanks all.

I don't have anything clever to say today.  Sorry.

But I do mean it when I say thanks.

So apparently I have been asked to present the award for "best n00b" (as I once understood the internet parlance was wont to call it). 

This is basically a similar award as the one I got back in the dark ages, but at that time it was a secret award only chosen by an elite cabal.  (I understand no less than 3 babies and one cockerel were killed in the divining of the winner, which is, honestly, fitting.)  I hope this explains why, I, a name none of the partici##### know, am presenting this instead of someone actually relevant to any of them.

I suppose this is the point where I'm supposed to break down each of the people nominated and say something pleasant about them.  However, since I'm no longer active I have no evidence of them being pleasant in any way.  I have been assured, despite this, that they are all fine upstanding people with good dental work and fierce determination.   Okay.. no one said that, but let's just pretend.  In all seriousness, it is good to see that the community here continues to thrive despite the comic itself having about 3 new entries every month or so (give or take a night of 'stad binge drinking).

But, much like the Principal at a High School prom, you didn't come here to listen to me ramble incessantly about the process or nominees, so without further ado, I present you your winner Bluemoon 72!  When I was told that she would proffer body parts if she won, my first thought was "hove some dignity", but I soon realized I wasn't Old Hat enough to haze the new blood and that I should probably just say my thing and leave.

So here's to you Bluemoon 72.  May you go on to great things!  Why just look at the previous winner and surely you'll have a longstanding "career" here.

Okay.. bad example.

Still though, you won "Best Newbie" on a message board about cartoon cats, and no one can ever take that away from you right?

Best Wishes All!

Love,
-Q

P.S. In 4 years from now, get whoever the damn hell you vote in as "Not Forgotten" to do this, instead of the forgotten, you slags.
P.P.S. Wombie, I am onto you.  Don't think you won't pay.

At SD Zoo, joy feels you!

Not to make you my nemesis or anything Ash, though the position really DOES need filling, but the SD zoo... sucks foursquare balls compared to ours.  Also, ours is free.

SD zoo = Boo.

Not that I'm turning that into a chant or anything.. just sayin' is all.

Okay, so wait, are you two like a couple now?

I only ask because I want to take credit for it, although if you ever break up then I'll insist that you met someplace else.

TOMORROW: HOBOT AND MISTERQUEUE POST A TOGETHER PHOTO

Jeezus christ you people can't let a thing go.

Here, fuckers.

Inev: commence freaking the fuck out.

This is the last you'll hear from me.  Love you all.  *blows kisses*

Hrm.. is it just me or is it a bad idea to have a post-liquor urine engine?  I'd be all such as "WOOO!  DRINKIN' AND DRIVIN' 4EVER!"  I might even get that stenciled on the outside of my car is some vague taggin' script.  Then I'd be like.. "Los Santos 4 Realz Homies!"  I don't- I don't even know where I'm going with this.

Today made me chuckle but not as much as Friday, that's all.


(OMG! 2,000 posts in less than a year?  That seems excessive.  Maybe I will take a posting hiatus until my year comes up on Sept 15th.  Yes, this sounds like an idea.  I mean, I'll still be here, but it is like I will be mute until my year is up and this seems more reasonable.  Have fun kids.)

Well, I guess they will still keep on doing whatever sells Astrology columns in the newspaper, as Bloomberg writes:

Well it's good to see they're as relevant as ever.  I mean, I was really worried there for a second! 

I am very distressed by this.  I understand that there is no reasonable definition of planet that lets in Pluto and not a lot of other stupid things.  But tradition is also important. There is no reason the definition can't have, like, a grandfather clause or something like that.

Just another reason I hate academics.

You think YOU'RE distressed?  Imagine the Astrologists!  What will they do now?! 

It's not just the imaginary blowing, it's, I mean, it would be one thing if they were strangers, you know? 

So what you're saying is you are opposed to friends helping friends but would see no problem with Ray gettin' a little gloryhole action?

This is suddenly shining a new light on you womby.