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« Reply #15 on: May 24, 2004, 09:54:37 am »
Whoa.  Those of us up here in the pathetic North didn't even realize anything was amiss.  I thought that tomato plant looked perfectly normal for May.

Maybe I should take that job in Atlanta if they offer it to me after all.
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« Reply #16 on: May 25, 2004, 10:47:41 am »
I assumed this thread would be about lycopene and its cancer-fighting attributes. The heartwarming family story and the shaved dome (I approve) work just as well, though.
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« Reply #17 on: May 26, 2004, 01:33:11 am »
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chrono-synclastic infundilubum

I think I love you. Let's have some sort of torrid Internet tryst that we will both regret eventually on some level, but holy crap, the word "infundibulum."
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« Reply #18 on: May 26, 2004, 05:22:40 am »
Steady V-Adore. Can we share him?

Mmmmm - mildly esoteric, post-modern reference dropping...
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« Reply #19 on: May 26, 2004, 05:50:16 am »
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Steady V-Adore. Can we share him?

Mmmmm - mildly esoteric, post-modern reference dropping...

No arguments here. I'm perfectly amenable.

Besides, by and large I find it best not to argue with Motel 6 kinds of girls when it comes to matters such as these.
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« Reply #20 on: May 26, 2004, 11:32:05 am »
Hands off, you young whippersnappers, and go to your rooms. He's already mine.
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« Reply #21 on: May 26, 2004, 11:41:20 am »
Psst! V-adore! Just wait til she falls asleep in the recliner, then we can sneak back out!
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« Reply #22 on: May 26, 2004, 12:18:26 pm »
WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE?

Jeez, he even spelled it wrong and got you ladies all twisted into a writhing pile of moist!

Please arrange meetings/dates/secret-society-orgies/&c. via PM. August, I expect you to keep a far better grip on your harem.
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« Reply #23 on: May 26, 2004, 12:55:01 pm »
Ladies, ladies -- calm yourselves, please.  There's plenty of me to go around.   After all, August is a long month.
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« Reply #24 on: May 26, 2004, 02:14:36 pm »
Well that clinches it, Choopernickel is definitely not getting invited to join me and Nabu and Asherdan's great fancy-breakfast-making polygamous marriage commune in Utah.
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« Reply #25 on: May 26, 2004, 03:26:52 pm »
Polygamists need not apply. I'm a one-woman man, baby. Besides, my missus already makes the best coffee cake in existence, and it complements my frittatas perfectly. I've got all of my marital and breakfastly needs covered.
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« Reply #26 on: May 26, 2004, 04:23:43 pm »
Ain't he sweet?  Couldn't you just die?
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« Reply #27 on: May 26, 2004, 04:45:24 pm »
Well you could at least post the dang recipes, then.
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« Reply #28 on: May 26, 2004, 05:03:23 pm »
As you wish, at least for the frittata. If I can coax the coffee cake recipe out of milady, I'll post it when I can.
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« Reply #29 on: May 26, 2004, 08:56:31 pm »
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Jeez, he even spelled it wrong and got you ladies all twisted into a writhing pile of moist!

::squints at screen::

::runs to bookcase::

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Well, I'll be danged, he did. And I apologize for excessive nerdish excitation; until the boy gets here (5 weeks from now!) I gotta take my pleasures where I can.
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