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[V-Adore]

I think my self conciousness regarding dump taking in public restrooms has something to do with the restrooms I encountered during the later part of elementry school and junior high.  It seems that some of the boys would use the stalls to commit acts of vandalism.  The school administrators, geniuses they were, decided the best way to counter these wanton acts of destruction by REMOVING THE FRICKING DOORS FROM THE FRICKING STALLS I SHIT YOU NOT!

I have been to schools like this, although I was lucky enough not to ever have attended one. Bathrooming in them tends to involve a massive amount of use of the honor system, a.k.a. "we're all going to stare at the wall while Mandi goes and then pretend we didn't have to because THIS SCHOOL IS A DYSFUNCTIONAL MUTANT."

(I realize that this is not a good thing in any bathroom, but for girls' bathrooms this was even more unnerving, as without urinals we have absolutely no culture of doing anything while anyone is watching, aside from washing your hands and combing your hair.)

[linnea]

I have been to schools like this, although I was lucky enough not to ever have attended one. Bathrooming in them tends to involve a massive amount of use of the honor system, a.k.a. "we're all going to stare at the wall while Mandi goes and then pretend we didn't have to because THIS SCHOOL IS A DYSFUNCTIONAL MUTANT."

(I realize that this is not a good thing in any bathroom, but for girls' bathrooms this was even more unnerving, as without urinals we have absolutely no culture of doing anything while anyone is watching, aside from washing your hands and combing your hair.)

Ugh. When I was at the Pike Street Market in Seattle, I tried to use the public restrooms. They had cut away almost the entire stall door in every fuck*ng stall. It was terrible. I have no idea why they did that. Walking by it was impossible to not see people. Damn, it was humiliating.

[TALKYdude]

When I lived in San Francisco I loved the self cleaning public restrooms there. I gladly paid my quarter for up to 20 minutes of №2 in private, clean surroundings.

[Mantonio]

I think my self conciousness regarding dump taking in public restrooms has something to do with the restrooms I encountered during the later part of elementry school and junior high.  It seems that some of the boys would use the stalls to commit acts of vandalism.  The school administrators, geniuses they were, decided the best way to counter these wanton acts of destruction by REMOVING THE FRICKING DOORS FROM THE FRICKING STALLS I SHIT YOU NOT!

I have been to schools like this, although I was lucky enough not to ever have attended one. Bathrooming in them tends to involve a massive amount of use of the honor system, a.k.a. "we're all going to stare at the wall while Mandi goes and then pretend we didn't have to because THIS SCHOOL IS A DYSFUNCTIONAL MUTANT."

These are the same dysfunctional mutants that think asthma inhaler's are drug paraphenalia and self defense against bullies is assault.  Oh, and if those same bullies happen to break into your locker and steal your school books, they'll charge YOU for the cost of those books at the end of the year.

[jough]

I to this day cannot take a dump in a public place.

This vacation I have just been holding it in pretty much the entire time.  When I do poo it comes out in a tight little square brick, suitable for framing.

My Catholic elementary school did not have doors on the stalls. For some reason this seemed perfectly normal to me, although for another reason I also never went #2 at school.

A friend of mine used to LOVE to jerk off in pretty much every private stall he could find - we would be out driving around and he would point out places that he jerked off in - sometimes he'd mention things like "See that "Baby Gap" over there? I jerked off in that bathroom TWICE in each of the four stalls."

This revelation also sounded perfectly normal coming from this friend.

[side_show]

A friend of mine used to LOVE to jerk off in pretty much every private stall he could find - we would be out driving around and he would point out places that he jerked off in - sometimes he'd mention things like "See that "Baby Gap" over there? I jerked off in that bathroom TWICE in each of the four stalls."

This revelation also sounded perfectly normal coming from this friend.

To take this a step further, my SO, works a outdoor job in the suburbs.  Rich people will not let lawn care people into their houses to pee - it's just the way it is.  

So I'm driving, he's the passenger - for some reason the car is the place for these sort of revelations I guess -and we are driving in a fairly ritzy neighbourhood, and my guy goes:  "See that house there?  I own that house."  Being that we are both genearally goofs with each other practiacally all the time, I simply ignore the statement, assuming that he will explain, which he does not.  We continue to drive.  "And see that house there?  I own that house too."  "Oh, yeah, sure you do."  "No, I own it."  "Really.  ...wait.  Did you pee on those houses?"  Silence.  "You did, didn't you?  You peed on those houses!  Why!"  "Well, there's no where else to go!"  Silence, driving.

Since then, I've surveyed other outdoor workers, and aparently this is common - so if you own a house, be sure to pee around your territory often, as some city worker or landscape worker may own your house right now.

[Va]

I'm convinced that workday poops are the reason that cell phone games were invented.

The Gameboy Advance SE is also nice for these mini-vacations.

[Mantonio]

I to this day cannot take a dump in a public place.

This vacation I have just been holding it in pretty much the entire time.  When I do poo it comes out in a tight little square brick, suitable for framing.

Careful, lest this happen to you.

Edited to fix URL (again.  and again.  aw fuck it.)