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[sailor]

Concept:

A sad, mad person who cannot be happy has tried to tell you using INSANELY GOOD AND FINAL LOGIC WORTHY OF COLLEGE that he does not understand today's cartoon. That is his right. Can people please stop emailing me that he is a miserable barnacle on the hull of all that is good? I'm getting tired of that.

I already know,
/C

Are you people really emailing 'stad to complain about jough or is this a joke? that's like complaining to the power company cuz you can't get laid.

[Bobby Isosceles]

Concept:

A sad, mad person who cannot be happy has tried to tell you using INSANELY GOOD AND FINAL LOGIC WORTHY OF COLLEGE that he does not understand today's cartoon. That is his right. Can people please stop emailing me that he is a miserable barnacle on the hull of all that is good? I'm getting tired of that.

I already know,
/C

Are you people really emailing 'stad to complain about jough or is this a joke? that's like complaining to the power company cuz you can't get laid.

"Seriously dude, brown it out a little! I need low light to hide my eczema!"

[jough]

Concept:

A sad, mad person who cannot be happy has tried to tell you using INSANELY GOOD AND FINAL LOGIC WORTHY OF COLLEGE that he does not understand today's cartoon. That is his right. Can people please stop emailing me that he is a miserable barnacle on the hull of all that is good? I'm getting tired of that.

I already know,
/C

Is this referring to me?

I understand the cartoon alright.  I understand that it is not funny.

And are people really e-mailing you to complain?  

I swear, people, if you do not have anything productive to do I can assign you some work.  We've got a lot of it here.

-- J.

[andalucia]

Yeah, I read that as Chris getting emails pertaining to Jough.  But then I assumed that I was just illiterate somehow, and moved on.  If that's actually the case, that's really strange and kind of amusing.

[Bobby Isosceles]

Concept:

A sad, mad person who cannot be happy has tried to tell you using INSANELY GOOD AND FINAL LOGIC WORTHY OF COLLEGE that he does not understand today's cartoon. That is his right. Can people please stop emailing me that he is a miserable barnacle on the hull of all that is good? I'm getting tired of that.

I already know,
/C

Is this referring to me?

I understand the cartoon alright.  I understand that it is not funny.

And are people really e-mailing you to complain?  

I swear, people, if you do not have anything productive to do I can assign you some work.  We've got a lot of it here.

-- J.

Why are you sad and mad Jough? Is it because no one knows how your name is pronounced? Can we standardize on one?

[palm trees]

after loggin on after a small absence, i noticed this thread was 3 pages long. "oh" i thought, "everyone else must think it's as nut-bustingly funny as i did".

hmm.

[jough]

I am neither sad nor mad!  Chris is just pissy that I did not find this ONE PARTICULAR strip funny.

The next day's strip, while surely not a gut-buster, was at least weird and interesting enough to have been worth my time reading it (plus we got those nice drawings of Lou Reed and Leo DiCaprio).

[Bobby Isosceles]

I am neither sad nor mad!

One giraffe
Two giraffe
Red giraffe
Blue giraffe

Black giraffe
Blue giraffe
Old giraffe
New giraffe

This one has a little star.
This one has a little car.
My, what a lot of giraffe there are.

Yes. Some are red
And some are blue
And some are old
And some are new.

Some are sad
And some are glad
And some are very, very bad.

Why are they sad and glad and bad?
I do not know.
Go ask your Dad.

[Formica]

For the record, I will continue to address Jough as jefe, the traditional title for mexican ranchero landowners. I'd like to thank Tom Clancy for introducing me to this term.

[AugustWest]

I am neither sad nor mad!

One giraffe
Two giraffe
Red giraffe
Blue giraffe

Black giraffe
Blue giraffe
Old giraffe
New giraffe

This one has a little star.
This one has a little car.
My, what a lot of giraffe there are.

Yes. Some are red
And some are blue
And some are old
And some are new.

Some are sad
And some are glad
And some are very, very bad.

Why are they sad and glad and bad?
I do not know.
Go ask your Dad.

Bobby, you have my eternal respect for preaching the gospel of the much beloved St. Theodore of Geisel.

[Bobby Isosceles]

I am neither sad nor mad!

One giraffe
Two giraffe
Red giraffe
Blue giraffe

Black giraffe
Blue giraffe
Old giraffe
New giraffe

This one has a little star.
This one has a little car.
My, what a lot of giraffe there are.

Yes. Some are red
And some are blue
And some are old
And some are new.

Some are sad
And some are glad
And some are very, very bad.

Why are they sad and glad and bad?
I do not know.
Go ask your Dad.

Bobby, you have my eternal respect for preaching the gospel of the much beloved St. Theodore of Geisel.

For those of you wondering about who that is in my icon:

This one, I think, is called a Yink.
He likes to wink.
He likes to drink.
The likes to drink and drink and drink.
The thing he likes to drink is tequila ink.
The tequila ink he likes to drink is pink.
He likes to wink and drink pink tequila ink.
SO ...
If you have a lot of tequila ink
Then you should get a Yink, I think.

[Carlos del Vaca]

At our house, we play out back.
We play a game called Ring the Gack.
Would you like to play this game?  Come down!
We have the only Gack in town.


I have a 17-month old.  I'll go toe-to-toe on the Suessisms with anybody.

[Bobby Isosceles]

At our house, we play out back.
We play a game called Ring the Gack.
Would you like to play this game?  Come down!
We have the only Gack in town.


I have a 17-month old.  I'll go toe-to-toe on the Suessisms with anybody.

This one here is called a Nook.
On his head he has a hook.
On the hook there is a book.
On the book is "How to Cook."

But a Nook can't read, so a Nook can't cook.
So what good to a Nook is a hook cook book!

It's scary how much of this I remember.

[Carlos del Vaca]

My favorite is "Fox in Socks."

And when tweedle beetles battle with their paddles in a bottle and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles...

[Gimpson]

I have a 17-month old.  I'll go toe-to-toe on the Suessisms with anybody.

Oh, It's like that?