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[revdj]

The overall feel of this strip was so achewood in so many ways that i cannot put into words because i live in iowa where it is cold and we have only corn and pork to eat.

[Emergent_C]

I want to go home right now, don a turtleneck, and press on my cat's head.

She would immediately know who was doing it, though.

And also, she would not iron my #####.

[Max]

chris onstad is a bastard.  i think this thread proves that.

if those were human #####, wouldn't they be a little wider?  it seems like the dimensions still don't work.

[Bobby Isosceles]

chris onstad is a bastard.  i think this thread proves that.

if those were human ******, wouldn't they be a little wider?  it seems like the dimensions still don't work.

You are new here.

I'm telling you. Ray. Stilts.

[Doc]

I'd vote stilts, its just too easy to see Ray buying them off ebay, the stilts that is, and then getting special stilt ##### designer made.

[Turbo Ninja]

Human trousers or cat trousers, the fact remains that Ray is using a cat-sized iron.  

Meditate on that thought for a moment.

[CortJstr]

Human trousers or cat trousers, the fact remains that Ray is using a cat-sized iron.  

Meditate on that thought for a moment.

I've given up on the size issues. Plot aludes to a people-sized Escalade but in the drawings it looks cat-sized. I've decided to repeat to myself it's just a cartoon and that I should really just relax.

[AugustWest]

I should really just relax.

NEVER!!!!!!

[robot_roll_call]

Human trousers or cat trousers, the fact remains that Ray is using a cat-sized iron.  

Meditate on that thought for a moment.

I've given up on the size issues. Plot aludes to a people-sized Escalade but in the drawings it looks cat-sized. I've decided to repeat to myself it's just a cartoon and that I should really just relax.

I just assume that Ray has the seat jacked up and then has some custom gas and break peddles he can reach. Or maybe he's so rich that things like scale don't apply to him.

I kind of see the whole thing as similar to asking "HEY IN THE TRANSFORMERS MOVIE HOW COME ALL THE DECEPTICONS INCLUDING DEVESTATOR CAN FIT INTO ASTROTRAIN EVEN THOUGH HE IS MUCH SMALLER THAN DEVESTATOR?!"

[Doc]

Or maybe he's so rich that things like scale don't apply to him.

This concept makes me feel fuzzy yet ill at ease.

[Bozack]

I kinda like the idea that, if you become wealthy enough, physical laws no longer constrain you. Like, tomorrow, Bill Gates will find he can simply float through solid walls.

[Bobby Isosceles]

Human trousers or cat trousers, the fact remains that Ray is using a cat-sized iron.  

Meditate on that thought for a moment.

I've given up on the size issues. Plot aludes to a people-sized Escalade but in the drawings it looks cat-sized. I've decided to repeat to myself it's just a cartoon and that I should really just relax.

It's also a good response to use in case Beatrice brings up penile size issues again.

[CortJstr]

I kinda like the idea that, if you become wealthy enough, physical laws no longer constrain you. Like, tomorrow, Bill Gates will find he can simply float through solid walls.

Bill Gates is Shadowcat?

[arkabee]

I kinda like the idea that, if you become wealthy enough, physical laws no longer constrain you. Like, tomorrow, Bill Gates will find he can simply float through solid walls.

Bill Gates is Shadowcat?

fuck you, you've ruined my memories of adolescence.

[Bozack]

Thanks, man. Now I keep seeing him in that fuck*ng COSTUME. I guess I played right into that one, though.
Does Microsoft have any dealings with Lockheed?