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« Reply #30 on: July 13, 2005, 03:07:18 am »
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with you uptight people.


Dude, I'm going to stop making sexually suggestive comments about sour cream if you keep this up.
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« Reply #31 on: July 13, 2005, 03:35:24 am »
The only good one I've seen around here was during Burger King's aggressive promotion of its ALL ANGUS BURGER. Not really worth mentioning but I did anyway.
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« Reply #32 on: July 13, 2005, 03:49:35 am »
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The only good one I've seen around here was during Burger King's aggressive promotion of its ALL ANGUS BURGER. Not really worth mentioning but I did anyway.


Well?  How did the sign read?
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« Reply #33 on: July 13, 2005, 04:07:37 am »
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The only good one I've seen around here was during Burger King's aggressive promotion of its ALL ANGUS BURGER. Not really worth mentioning but I did anyway.


Well?  How did the sign read?


*ahem*

ALL ANUS BURGER

Shame on you for even having to ask. Admittedly, "ALL ANGST BURGER" would have been just as funny, if a little trickier to pull off.

Speaking of the Angus Burger : I recently started dipping into Manhunt? That violent video game that got so much press and I slagged off based entirely on its reviews until I actually played it? And it's really quite soothing to imagine that blowjob who played "Dr. Angus" in the commercials for said burger in place of the stabbee in some of those, er, cut-scenes.
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« Reply #34 on: July 13, 2005, 04:22:33 am »
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ALL ANUS BURGER


I had a recent plan of rearranging the sign in front of the local floral nursery/produce stand advertising annuals and perennials into something possibly involving the phrase "anal c*ckes". Sadly, now the sign only involves various misspelled melons, like watemlons and cantalops.
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« Reply #35 on: July 13, 2005, 04:36:38 am »
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I had a recent plan of rearranging the sign in front of the local floral nursery/produce stand advertising annuals and perennials into something possibly involving the phrase "anal c*ckes". Sadly, now the sign only involves various misspelled melons, like watemlons and cantalops.


Dude, when all those bourgeois fuck*ng squares pull into the nursery parking lot and then quickly find out that there are, in fact, no Watemlons or Cantalops for sale, well, that is a far, far better and deeper burn than simply making them read the words "anal c*ckes".
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« Reply #36 on: July 13, 2005, 04:36:58 am »
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Shame on you for even having to ask. Admittedly, "ALL ANGST BURGER" would have been just as funny, if a little trickier to pull off.


Really, I was only kidding.
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« Reply #37 on: July 13, 2005, 04:37:52 am »
On my buss ride to university, every day I would pass the same sign for a place that sold windows "QUALITY GLASS AT ROCK BOTTOM PRICES" which was, I swear, every second day changed to "QUALITY ASS," then changed back, and it went on that way for years.  I always wondered, why did the store owners keep this up?  Why not change the sign?
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« Reply #38 on: July 13, 2005, 04:40:11 am »
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I always wondered, why did the store owners keep this up?  Why not change the sign?


How many synonyms for glass are there?
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« Reply #39 on: July 13, 2005, 04:40:24 am »
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On my buss ride to university, every day I would pass the same sign for a place that sold windows "QUALITY GLASS AT ROCK BOTTOM PRICES" which was, I swear, every second day changed to "QUALITY ASS," then changed back, and it went on that way for years.  I always wondered, why did the store owners keep this up?  Why not change the sign?


Because then they win.
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« Reply #40 on: July 13, 2005, 04:58:15 am »
Sexually suggestive comments are useless if the only visual we have to accompany them are of a cat dressed in a suit.

Anyway, yeah, signs are funny.  Whee.
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« Reply #41 on: July 13, 2005, 05:09:43 am »
Jough I just brought you all the stuff in your wish list.  No, really.
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« Reply #42 on: July 13, 2005, 05:16:44 am »
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I had a recent plan of rearranging the sign in front of the local floral nursery/produce stand advertising annuals and perennials into something possibly involving the phrase "anal c*ckes". Sadly, now the sign only involves various misspelled melons, like watemlons and cantalops.


Dude, when all those bourgeois fuck*ng squares pull into the nursery parking lot and then quickly find out that there are, in fact, no Watemlons or Cantalops for sale, well, that is a far, far better and deeper burn than simply making them read the words "anal c*ckes".


Dude, growing beautiful and/or delicious things out of the soil with your own hands is neither SQUARE nor BOURGOUIS![/b]

fuck*ng city boy.
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« Reply #43 on: July 13, 2005, 05:37:15 am »
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I had a recent plan of rearranging the sign in front of the local floral nursery/produce stand advertising annuals and perennials into something possibly involving the phrase "anal c*ckes". Sadly, now the sign only involves various misspelled melons, like watemlons and cantalops.


Dude, when all those bourgeois fuck*ng squares pull into the nursery parking lot and then quickly find out that there are, in fact, no Watemlons or Cantalops for sale, well, that is a far, far better and deeper burn than simply making them read the words "anal c*ckes".


Dude, growing beautiful and/or delicious things out of the soil with your own hands is neither SQUARE nor BOURGOUIS![/b]


Dude, these people ain't growing shit with shit. These people are trying to eliminate the middleman by buying relatively down-to-earth produce from Real Live Green Thumbs; they want to wear the fanciest of pa[size=0] [/size]nts without readily point-outable pretense.

Bah. Is both SQUARE and BORUGEOSISIE[/b].
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« Reply #44 on: July 13, 2005, 07:43:04 am »
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Sexually suggestive comments are useless if the only visual we have to accompany them are of a cat dressed in a suit.


Useless to you maybe.
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