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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #510 on: July 19, 2006, 01:29:08 pm »
Quote from: jough on July 19, 2006, 01:16:51 pm
We all were, Cort.  Well, not that dumb fuck MisterQueue, but as long as we keep him tethered to the clothesline he can't wander too far.

Play nice, Jough.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #511 on: July 19, 2006, 01:40:47 pm »
That is playing nice.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #512 on: July 19, 2006, 01:59:48 pm »
I'm picturing Mike Myers in his "Phillip the hyper hypo" getup. Only with Orson Welles' face. Very confusing.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #513 on: July 19, 2006, 02:46:39 pm »
Quote from: Mite on July 19, 2006, 01:59:48 pm
I'm picturing Mike Myers in his "Phillip the hyper hypo" getup. Only with Orson Welles' face. Very confusing.

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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #514 on: July 19, 2006, 02:57:54 pm »
Quote from: Hobot on July 19, 2006, 01:29:08 pm
Play nice, Jough.

Surely you've been around here long enough to realize that from Jough that was basically the equivalent of a big wet sloppy kiss.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #515 on: July 19, 2006, 03:11:09 pm »
Quote from: wombat on July 19, 2006, 02:57:54 pm
Surely you've been around here long enough to realize that from Jough that was basically the equivalent of a big wet sloppy kiss.

Shh!  It's cute when she gets all protective.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #516 on: July 19, 2006, 05:07:11 pm »
Quote from: wombat on July 19, 2006, 02:57:54 pm
Surely you've been around here long enough to realize that from Jough that was basically the equivalent of a big wet sloppy kiss.

Well sure, if he said such a thing to anyone else I would marvel at his restraint, but I have to stand up for Q.  We have that special kind of bond that only Internet-stalking can create.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #517 on: July 19, 2006, 05:16:06 pm »
hob'-- another of my friends is in your area.

Except this one would fall in love with you and stalk you. So, um, do you want another stalker? He is very persistent, and only sometimes a dick about it.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #518 on: July 19, 2006, 05:25:33 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on July 19, 2006, 05:16:06 pm
hob'-- another of my friends is in your area.

Except this one would fall in love with you and stalk you. So, um, do you want another stalker? He is very persistent, and only sometimes a dick about it.

Tempting, but I think I'll pass.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #519 on: July 19, 2006, 05:36:56 pm »
yeah, too bad. he would have enjoyed it.

the most fun part: he has a girlfriend, and this has not stopped him from his Stalking.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #520 on: July 23, 2006, 02:27:29 am »
Current toddler status, 7/21: Oh man, tomorrow she is totally going to dance to the Gnarls Barkley website. Later we will explain that Gnarls Barkley is a tiny French Bulldog the size of a Coke can, and that he can get on an airplane without showing any identification to anyone.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #521 on: July 25, 2006, 08:45:18 am »
Current toddler status, 7/24: I was preoccupied during the small amount of time we spent together today. Later, this made me sad. I'm talking Radiohead sad.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #522 on: July 26, 2006, 04:34:12 pm »
Man, Radiohead sad is like the worst kind of sad.

My boss came into work one day, it was a bleary, gray day out, he had walked and was wearing a rain slicker, with rivulets of rain cascading off and his head phones.  I asked him how he was doing and he was all chipper and smiling.  I said something to the effect that he must not be effected by the weather.  He said it was either that or that listening to great music made him happy.  I asked him what he was listening to.  Radiohead.  How can one walk in the rain, on a gray cloudy day, listening to Radiohead and not be made depressed?  My brain can't work around this.  But for some reason, the strangeness of it made me happy.
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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #523 on: July 26, 2006, 04:44:46 pm »
Quote from: side_show on July 26, 2006, 04:34:12 pm
How can one walk in the rain, on a gray cloudy day, listening to Radiohead and not be made depressed?

The themes of many of Radioheads songs involve sadness, but the awesomeness of the music and lyrical poetry overcome the sad themes creating a positive happy experience for the listener.

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My brain can't work around this.  But for some reason, the strangeness of it made me happy.

See, it even made you happy.

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Re: Baby updates - ongoing
« Reply #524 on: July 30, 2006, 09:43:30 am »
Current toddler status, 7/29: Today was the first day she wanted to hold my hand while walking. If you think that sounds cheesy, you can go fuck yourself.
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