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[V-Adore]

people, it ain't pee.

Well... okay, the thing is that I don't actually watch this porn, so I can't speak to its authenticity or the authenticity of the female ejaculation in general. However, the sources I've read (ah, yes, let's make this sound official!) seem to indicate that it is not an ubiquitous or even common sexual response, and that even women who ejaculate don't tend to do so consistently. Given this, which seems more likely: that porn films in this "genre" carefully recruit women with this relatively uncommon talent, then shoot and reshoot until they... er, shoot..., or that there's a certain amount of fakery involved?

[Terry]

To solve this issue once and for all, I figure someone here should report to the board with first hand information on the issue. While I love both a) careful tip-toey explanations and b) full on sick fuckery explanations, I reckon a simple 'Yes' or 'No' would suffice lovely like.

(Am I actually suggesting that a stranger does such a thing AND reports to us on it? I blame MisterQueue, his absence has created some sort of black hole into which even common decency and simple courtesy cannot escape.)

[theinevitable]

To solve this issue once and for all, I figure someone here should report to the board with first hand information on the issue.

um, people, it ain't pee.

[wombat]

Well I guess since jl's not around again, it's up to me to provide this link to her favorite shop.

[Nabubrush]

Well I guess since jl's not around again, it's up to me to provide this link to her favorite shop.

Hey look, now I'm fired!

[wombat]

Oh right, read a messageboard thread called "Lesbian Bukkake" at work and then blame your troubles on me.

[Nabubrush]

Oh right, read a messageboard thread called "Lesbian Bukkake" at work and then blame your troubles on me.

Good times!

Seriously, though, as inev says . . . it ain't pee. All you have to do is see it, and remember having peed, and the difference is pretty clear. Now in reality, it's hard to say. On film, though, I'm pretty sure it's (quelle horreur!) usually not real. The simplest explanation is often the correct one.

I wonder if Antonyne Cheops knew anything of it?

[linnea]

Good times!

Seriously, though, as inev says . . . it ain't pee. All you have to do is see it, and remember having peed, and the difference is pretty clear. Now in reality, it's hard to say. On film, though, I'm pretty sure it's (quelle horreur!) usually not real. The simplest explanation is often the correct one.

I wonder if Antonyne Cheops knew anything of it?

Right you are! it ain't pee, researchers have totally controlled for that in their studies. Before things get started, they have the test subjects empty their bladders, and they analyze the urine in a lab. Then they collect the ejaculate, and analyze that. Then they have the partici##### pee again, and the lab analyzes that too. They're markedly different. The ejaculate is a clear fluid produced in the Skene's glands, which is the equivalent of the female prostate. Look it up if you don't believe me.

However, in pr0n flicks I'm sure that they resort to theatrics and fake ejaculate all the time. Or they just make a watersports film and call it ejaculation. Whatever. The porn industry isn't exactly known for its honesty.

[V-Adore]

(...) Then they have the partici****** pee again(...)

In the context of talking about ejaculation, this is easily the best board-censorship incident ever. A thousand years from now, info-archeologists will use this post to confirm that 21st-century culture freely discussed female ejaculation but had a taboo against any mention of trousers.

[littlefallsmets]

I'm not saying that it CAN'T happen like that.

From what I understand of the lady-parts and the range of variance amoungst ladies, it is within the realm of possibility. There is the very rare lady who can do something close to what is framed as explosive-lady-spunking in pornography films.

I'm just saying, if it's in porn, they're probably either peeing, stickin' water up in there or some other sort of bulb-based devicery... even if in real life, it can very very occasionally happened.

Many things that are possible but highly improbable in real life are faked in pornography regularly.

The female orgasm, for example.

[CortJstr]

Many things that are possible but highly improbable in real life are faked in pornography regularly.

The female orgasm, for example.

The female what?

[littlefallsmets]

The female what?

I know, I know. It sounds crazy to me, too.

But apparently, if they stop thinking about England for too long, it can totally happen.

I was told this on the schoolyard once.

[Muse_Of_Fire]

Many things that are possible but highly improbable in real life are faked in pornography regularly.

The female orgasm, for example.

Heh. It's not just in pornography that they're regularly faked, hon.

[Nabubrush]

This is where the loading up on water thing shows up.

[jough]

Man, I came back to the board after a fortnight of absence for THIS?