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« Reply #45 on: October 18, 2005, 04:26:25 pm »
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I don't buy it.  I sure don't know any vegans who'd be offended by armpit hair.  However, if I have been unwittingly ruining the shopping experience of jerks when I wear sleeveless shirts, so much the better.

As has already been said better, I don't think it generalizes to the entire vegan experience, just to Pat (who is vegan to give him a license to be self-righteous), for whom this absolutely makes sense.

And yes, when are he and Nice Pete just going to kiss already? Geez.
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« Reply #46 on: October 19, 2005, 03:31:28 am »
Oh no, Phillipe really is going to kill a baby bird!
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« Reply #47 on: October 19, 2005, 06:13:14 am »
I'd prefer to see him descend into nice pete-like plotting of the mother bird's death.
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« Reply #48 on: October 19, 2005, 05:09:23 pm »
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I usually just skim all of the posts here to make sure no one is misbehaving or calling one of my homegirls a bitch or something, so when I first started reading your post I thought you were writing yourself, Null, and not quoting Pat.

Or is this pitiable Achewood fanfic?  Is there anyone we should call...?


You have homegirls??


Where have you BEEN, Johnny Parallelogram, and how did you miss that week-long, mutual slobber-fest he engaged in with one of said homegirls?
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« Reply #49 on: October 19, 2005, 06:28:33 pm »
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I usually just skim all of the posts here to make sure no one is misbehaving or calling one of my homegirls a bitch or something, so when I first started reading your post I thought you were writing yourself, Null, and not quoting Pat.

Or is this pitiable Achewood fanfic?  Is there anyone we should call...?


You have homegirls??


Where have you BEEN, Johnny Parallelogram, and how did you miss that week-long, mutual slobber-fest he engaged in with one of said homegirls?


What? Someone AbnrmlJstr me the link to that.
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« Reply #50 on: October 19, 2005, 07:14:34 pm »
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I don't buy it.  I sure don't know any vegans who'd be offended by armpit hair.  However, if I have been unwittingly ruining the shopping experience of jerks when I wear sleeveless shirts, so much the better.


Hahaha. I just imagined you shopping, turning to look at someone and just hell of shouting "DEAL WITH MY ARMPITS, ASSHOLE!"

I am also happy that Chris has a beard. Beard-wearers, unite! I'm trying to slowly nurse mine back to health, after the Great Interview Purging of September. Behold the glory that one was.

Note- the patchy little mustache is gone; I've decided that one has to walk (beard) before one can run (mustache).
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« Reply #51 on: October 19, 2005, 07:20:08 pm »
The only logical response to that is to drop trou, give 'em the Texas Redeye and shout "deal with my Asshole, Armpits"!

If you're inclined to do such a thing.
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« Reply #52 on: October 19, 2005, 07:55:33 pm »
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I am also happy that Chris has a beard. Beard-wearers, unite! I'm trying to slowly nurse mine back to health, after the Great Interview Purging of September. Behold the glory that one was.

Note- the patchy little mustache is gone; I've decided that one has to walk (beard) before one can run (mustache).


Erm, but Chris said he didn't have a beard.  He noted that his beard belief was thus only "theoretical."

Sorry.
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« Reply #53 on: October 19, 2005, 10:57:26 pm »
In the hopes of landing employment I too, a week ago, have shaven and shorn. Long hair is gone along with mustache and goatee. I feel naked but I look, like, 10 years younger.
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« Reply #54 on: October 20, 2005, 01:43:47 pm »
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Quote from: "Emergent_C"
Where have you BEEN, Johnny Parallelogram, and how did you miss that week-long, mutual slobber-fest he engaged in with one of said homegirls?


What? Someone AbnrmlJstr me the link to that.


Guh. Apparently I am woefully inadequate at finding things to which I refer, but the lengthy saga finds its denouement here.
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« Reply #55 on: October 20, 2005, 10:36:35 pm »
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I'd prefer to see him descend into nice pete-like plotting of the mother bird's death.


Yes, me too, but in the end this kills the baby bird too.  Noooo!  

Also, I killed an entire nest full of baby robins when I was little.  I never told anyone.   My whole family had been enchanted by the nest full of little robins, then everyone just wondered where the nest went.  I still feel guilty about that upside down nest, their fleshy heads and blind looking eyes.  Sigh.
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« Reply #56 on: October 21, 2005, 12:23:44 am »
Jesus. I just read a Philip K. Dick story about a man who, as a boy, helped his cat kill a bird. It's amazingly fucked, and is called "I Hope I Shall Arrive Soon." It's available in this volume, which I picked up on a whim. It is filled with amazingly kickass pieces. I suggest you purchase it POST HASTE.
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« Reply #57 on: October 21, 2005, 12:50:20 am »
I had a beard last week.  I was on vacation and I didn't shave the whole time.

~Paul

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« Reply #58 on: October 21, 2005, 12:51:42 am »
Dang Paul, you look like Nice Pete's crazier brother in that picture.
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« Reply #59 on: October 21, 2005, 01:19:59 am »
It's new Deserted Island Paul. With life-like Cannibal Action
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