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« Reply #60 on: October 21, 2005, 04:34:41 am »
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I'd prefer to see him descend into nice pete-like plotting of the mother bird's death.


Yes, me too, but in the end this kills the baby bird too.  Noooo!  

Also, I killed an entire nest full of baby robins when I was little.  I never told anyone.   My whole family had been enchanted by the nest full of little robins, then everyone just wondered where the nest went.  I still feel guilty about that upside down nest, their fleshy heads and blind looking eyes.  Sigh.


The Platonic Ideal of Robins has forgiven you.  It is time to let it go.  So speaks The Watcher!
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« Reply #61 on: October 21, 2005, 05:02:05 am »
What... what is that?  It's like some weight lifting from me... I... I feel so alive - so free!  The guilt is gone!  Yay!  Ohh it feels so good to be free! Out into the sun shine-y day, tra, la, la, whee!  Skipping along!  whee!  

Trip! Whoops!  Ahh!  Crash!  

Oh no, help, I've broken my neck, and I can't get up!  Help!  Oh noo!  I let my guard down, for just a moment, and Karma got me.  Nooo!  Noooooooo!  Noooooooooooooooo!  Damn you Watcher!  I should have known not to trust you and your gang of good-looking misfits! I should have known.  I.  Should.  Have.  Known...... Gasp!
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« Reply #62 on: October 21, 2005, 05:38:14 am »
Dangit, Null, why'd you have to go and kill her like that?!

Not cool, dude.

NOT. COOL.






Not cool.
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« Reply #63 on: October 21, 2005, 12:44:34 pm »
Am I the only one who could read Teodor and Ray phone transcriptions ALL DAY LONG?

Seriously... "YOU DO NOT WIN A THING" makes me laugh approximately 80 times a day since I read it.

Those guys are straight-up friends man.
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So it's satire, is it?  Well that changes everything!

Lockjaw is serious times.

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« Reply #64 on: October 21, 2005, 06:23:22 pm »
Nice Pete's party is a recipe for disaster.

~Paul
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« Reply #65 on: October 21, 2005, 09:47:16 pm »
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Dangit, Null, why'd you have to go and kill her like that?!

Not cool, dude.

NOT. COOL.

Not cool.


It is the code of my race that we must never interfere, no matter how many chuckles might thus be obtained.
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« Reply #66 on: October 21, 2005, 10:16:41 pm »
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Where have you BEEN, Johnny Parallelogram, and how did you miss that week-long, mutual slobber-fest he engaged in with one of said homegirls?


What? Someone AbnrmlJstr me the link to that.


Guh. Apparently I am woefully inadequate at finding things to which I refer, but the lengthy saga finds its denouement here.


Who's Mel?
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« Reply #67 on: October 21, 2005, 10:36:38 pm »
Mel, aka Smells, aka Side_show.

Try to keep up.
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« Reply #68 on: October 22, 2005, 12:18:51 am »
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Mel, aka Smells, aka Side_show.

Try to keep up.


But I thought Jough was gay.
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« Reply #69 on: October 22, 2005, 12:20:18 am »
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Mel, aka Smells, aka Side_show.

Try to keep up.


But I thought Jough was gay.

So is Smells which makes them perfect for one another or something.

~Paul
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« Reply #70 on: October 22, 2005, 12:50:22 am »
She ain't GAY...just less particular about how her pu$$y pals accessorize.
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« Reply #71 on: October 22, 2005, 12:39:05 pm »
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She ain't GAY...just less particular about how her pu$$y pals accessorize.


Wait... are you calling her a ho'?
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« Reply #72 on: October 22, 2005, 03:55:00 pm »
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She ain't GAY...just less particular about how her pu$$y pals accessorize.


Insert Gina joke here.
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« Reply #73 on: October 22, 2005, 04:32:07 pm »
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She ain't GAY...just less particular about how her pu$$y pals accessorize.


Wait... are you calling her a ho'?


Ha, ha - well, actually, I'm very particular, since I've enjoyed the exact same set of accessories for nearly four years... But AD is right about life before I found the boy.
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« Reply #74 on: October 23, 2005, 05:57:51 am »
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She ain't GAY...just less particular about how her pu$$y pals accessorize.


Wait... are you calling her a ho'?


Ha, ha - well, actually, I'm very particular, since I've enjoyed the exact same set of accessories four nearly four years... But AD is right about life before I found the boy.


Ah ha!  So you are NOT dead.  So everyone can stop hating me.  At least for "killing" you.  Hating me for everything else is OK.
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