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[AlohaDawg]

Just my $.02 on the bun thing, this issue is important socially and should be debated on its merits.

Dawg, it is clear that the winner is based solely on mass (what a mass of gas they pass), and neither actual breadth width or shapeliness.

Few are the women I've admired based on the combination of heaviness of ass and gas produced. A number Ass-ymptotic to the axis, in fact.

By that criteria those joke greeting cards you can buy at headshops and spencer's gifts would be pornography, all folds of flesh spilling over swimwear. I guess you have to imagine the emissions.

If you want.

[misterqueue]

Few are the women I've admired based on the combination of heaviness of ass and gas produced. A number Ass-ymptotic to the axis, in fact.

awww hell.. I wasn't speaking such as my personal preferrence on the backside bongos, just speaking of Philippe's general query to Karen, the Animal Afficionado.

Damn damn damn... there's really no good way out of this corner I've painted myself into is there?  

*Imagines a horrible life filled with 'fattie joke strippers' visiting me at all hours as sent by friends who really meant well.. really they did; breaks down sobbing*

[MattFish]

You know, I didn't think Philippe Times could get much more inane and random, but I guess I was wrong.

What would you say to a ghost voice asking you if you'd like to meet God? How would you address it? "Why, sure, ghost voice"?

Aren't round burgers already curved? Crescent shaped hamburgers are easy to make, just bite into them.

[AlohaDawg]

awww hell.. I wasn't speaking such as my personal preferrence on the backside bongos, just speaking of Philippe's general query to Karen, the Animal Afficionado.
Damn damn damn... there's really no good way out of this corner I've painted myself into is there?  

*Imagines a horrible life filled with 'fattie joke strippers' visiting me at all hours as sent by friends who really meant well.. really they did; breaks down sobbing*

You forgot about the part where you pay them to fart on you as well. And your friends will also set you up with girls with 'great personality'. If you like boobs, though, you'll do OK (although the nipples could the size of sunnyside up ostrich eggs and be on the far underside of the boob facing in)

[Choop]

Why isn't this crap split and locked yet?

Damn, Dawg. This is imagery I don't want in my head.

I yearn for the days when I was allowed to issue Onion Offense cards.

[AlohaDawg]

For the sake of my estimable friend and long distance drinking buddy Choop, I'm holding fire.

And damn, man, I was just starting to roll...

[pmcd9]

A roll is like a bun and also very much like a pun.

~Paul

[AlohaDawg]

I thought it was Jough's roll to point out buns around here.

[misterqueue]

Dammit.. when we degenerate into bad puns another child in the world starves to death for just cents a day.

People.. think of the children please!  (Just not while glazing some buns.. have some decency for once!)

[side_show]

meh.  Friday filler anyone?  sigh.

[Mantonio]

meh.  Friday filler anyone?  sigh.

MORE TODD, LIEBOT & MR. BEAR, PLEASE!

[Todd]

Christ, does everybody here whine like a woman?

[Bozack]

Christ, does everybody here whine like a woman?

Well, I do, but only when my pu$$y hurts.

[V-Adore]

Christ, does everybody here whine like a woman?

Well, I do, but only when my pu$$y hurts.

I tell you, you should have someone look at that. Those centipedes can do long-term damage.

[jough]

Christ, does everybody here whine like a woman?

Nope.  Just you.