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« Reply #45 on: November 11, 2005, 08:32:12 pm »
Yeah, the title of this thread is becoming oddly apropos.
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« Reply #46 on: November 11, 2005, 08:47:03 pm »
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Yeah, the title of this thread is becoming oddly apropos.


Hrm.. I'm not sure but I think V should be offended by that.
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« Reply #47 on: November 11, 2005, 09:06:27 pm »
Getting back on topic, I just got nearly a hundred dollars in German sausage as a birthday present. And that is truly Rad.

Also, for whoever started this thread and wanted sausage info:
http://www.ext.nodak.edu/extpubs/yf/foods/he176w.htm - subsitute with tofu or portabella mushrooms for the meat.

Wikipedia confirms most sausage casings are cellulose these days.
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« Reply #48 on: November 11, 2005, 09:11:31 pm »
i worked at a jimmie dean plant for three nights.
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« Reply #49 on: November 11, 2005, 09:15:25 pm »
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i worked at a jimmie dean plant for three nights.


I can see a modern day retelling of the Jesus/Dumuzi myth here...
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« Reply #50 on: November 11, 2005, 11:40:48 pm »
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i worked at a jimmie dean plant for three nights.


Gina once took a WHOLE JIMMY DEAN PLANT...

...eh, never mind. It's no fun doing it by yourself (ain't THAT the truth).
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« Reply #51 on: November 11, 2005, 11:51:13 pm »
Yeah.. then it's just masturbation...





much like self-improvement
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« Reply #52 on: November 14, 2005, 03:10:41 pm »
I am never coming HERE again.
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« Reply #53 on: November 14, 2005, 04:38:25 pm »
Could you give your account to Gina?

Tell her you can't come here anymore because you asked about our sausage.
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« Reply #54 on: November 14, 2005, 05:04:04 pm »
Awesome - so now Bozack can post those photos of you and you'll never see them!
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« Reply #55 on: November 14, 2005, 05:46:41 pm »
That was a weird inflection.. never coming HERE again I mean.

Does that imply you're coming other places?  Inquiring minds wanna know.
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« Reply #56 on: November 15, 2005, 03:58:02 am »
Bozack you need to talk to your girlfriend.  Does she actually think she's gonna find another group of internet guys that are less degenerate than us?  No, the answer is no she is not.  We love you B, don't leave us.  We promise from now on we'll always take the high road.  Sometimes a sausage is just a sausage.  That's what you want to hear right?  Speaking of sausage, last night I had some really fine venison sausage.  It was good.  It was in link form, but the links were smaller than you're typical sausage link.  Kinda like Bozacks wang is smaller than your typical wang*.  Oh Damn, I can't believe I just wrote that.  Dammit what was I thinking.  Well shit I guess B's gone forever now.  Forgive me Beatrice I tried, God knows I tried, but comparing a sausage link to genetalia is genetically encoded in the male brain**.  It's just something we have to do.

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« Reply #57 on: November 15, 2005, 01:57:50 pm »
Damnit Paul, I really want to add something, I mean so many wonderful double entendres to play off but I think you've already won the thread so.... oh well.
Good show sir.
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« Reply #58 on: November 16, 2005, 12:20:29 am »
OKAY.
WE HAVE COME TO AN AGREEMENT.
I am allowed to post the picture, but I had to Photoshop it to reflect my actual view as I took it. Let me explain what that view was.
I was INCREDIBLY high.
I was so high that, a few minutes before, we were in the woods smoking, and I threw up in my mouth, a fair amount (I have no idea why that happened), and spat it out onto the forest floor. I then said, "Whoa! I just threw up!", and everyone I was with spent three minutes trying to cope with that idea.
So here is the photo. Enjoy.
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« Reply #59 on: November 16, 2005, 12:23:04 am »
OH NO!
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