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« Reply #15 on: September 05, 2003, 08:34:23 am »
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I confess...  I am unfamiliar with the term.


Anyone.... anyone?


I was too. I discover thanks to the dictionary entry that it's because we have a different, and possibly more fitting word - Feltch.
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« Reply #16 on: September 05, 2003, 06:33:02 pm »
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I was too. I discover thanks to the dictionary entry that it's because we have a different, and possibly more fitting word - Feltch.


Oh, dude, you don't even want to know what "Felching" is on this side of the pond then....

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Felch




It's sad that I know that these words mean BEFORE I look them up. Would you believe that this used to be WORK RELATED!
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« Reply #17 on: September 05, 2003, 06:56:28 pm »
I'm with AlohaDawg.  Felching is something entirely different, tho I had never heard of it being done with a straw...I had always heard that it was a special brand of rimming.  
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« Reply #18 on: September 05, 2003, 08:43:14 pm »
No, the straw is necessary.  Unless you can really get your tongue up in the anal cavity.






I've said too much.
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« Reply #19 on: September 05, 2003, 08:58:14 pm »
I'm not even going to ask how you know that.  

I'm guessing Shiela taught you.
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« Reply #20 on: September 05, 2003, 09:41:03 pm »
Oh my...
I think I prefer British sex slang! We don't even have a word for that, as far as I know, which as far as that goes isn't very far indeed!
Ack! Last time I eat and read this board!!
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« Reply #21 on: September 05, 2003, 11:30:34 pm »
See, I had always heard "felching" as a synonym for "gerbilling." Isn't it incredible how slang mutates?
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« Reply #22 on: September 05, 2003, 11:36:56 pm »
Felching definitely invovles a straw. Queefing is definitely real. Now then, how long before somebody brings up scat?
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« Reply #23 on: September 06, 2003, 12:13:01 am »
You would probably bring up some scat if you got slapped on the back in mid-felch and accidentally swallowed. You might bring up lunch too.

There is also the (only) semi-mythical "Steamer" to consider.
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« Reply #24 on: September 06, 2003, 01:07:50 am »
Wow, I've learned so much from this thread. So, so much.

So, are we now officially the Dirtiest Dudes In Town?
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« Reply #25 on: September 06, 2003, 01:38:56 am »
Perhaps even the Dirtiest Sanchezes around.

That's enough now.
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« Reply #26 on: September 06, 2003, 06:39:01 am »
Honey, this shit is just the basics.

Now if you wanted to talk getting a "lucky pierre" or being the "bob on" then we can start to get nazzzty.

Then of course there are the comical slangs: the "dirty sanchez" or the "houdini."

There's also the "sorry sally" but that's less of a sex act and more an act of violence.
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« Reply #27 on: September 06, 2003, 03:02:56 pm »
And don't forget the "donkey punch" that often comes up in Liberty Meadows
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« Reply #28 on: September 06, 2003, 08:09:50 pm »
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And don't forget the "donkey punch" that often comes up in Liberty Meadows

Has anyone ever successfully performed the "donkey punch?" And, if so, has anyone who's ever successfully performed the "donkey punch" ever gotten laid again without having to relocate to a different city?

(Theoretical question, folks. Theoretical. I don't think I want a testimonial.)
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« Reply #29 on: September 06, 2003, 10:48:34 pm »
So, if someone admits donkey punching someone are we allowed to wildly judge them? Let's hope so!
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