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Self-introductions are my least favorite thing...
« on: February 01, 2006, 08:42:06 pm »
Or at least they're up there on the list.

I'm a college student and have been reading Achewood for about a year and a half now. But I've also read the archives while at my boring job, so I'm at least caught up.

My favorite is Philippe and we'd be best friends if he was "real"...Huuugs are on my list of favorite things.

I have been pushed the extreme of being an avid Achewood message board reader by my boyfriend, acoxcae.

And it's true, I hate vanilla ice cream with real vanilla bean specks.
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Re: Self-introductions are my least favorite thing...
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2006, 08:45:46 pm »
And to think that we were suggesting that he dump your non-vanilla-bean-speck-lovin'-ass.

Welcome to the board, SS.   Alex is one of the least crap-dudes we have here, so if he vouches for you you're already ahead of the game.
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Re: Self-introductions are my least favorite thing...
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2006, 09:16:33 pm »
Welcome, sunnystar. I personally did not advocate your getting dumped because of ice cream preferences, I'd like to note.
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Re: Self-introductions are my least favorite thing...
« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2006, 09:20:39 pm »
Me neither, please do not go back an search.


Also welcome.
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Re: Self-introductions are my least favorite thing...
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2006, 09:23:31 pm »
Well, thanks for the welcomes.

Special thanks to V-Adore for not advocating the dumpage of me.

Also, hooray for being ahead of the game by being associated with Alex, as jough points out...I believe that puts me at least a point in the lead...or at least a few tiny cans of Dr. Pepper...
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Re: Self-introductions are my least favorite thing...
« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2006, 09:39:34 pm »
It was my idea that A Cox dump you.  I may be wrong about you, but why take the chance.  C'mon, won't eat ice cream because it has specks in it?  WTF?

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Re: Self-introductions are my least favorite thing...
« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2006, 09:41:57 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on February 01, 2006, 09:39:34 pm
It was my idea that A Cox dump you.  I may be wrong about you, but why take the chance.  C'mon, won't eat ice cream because it has specks in it?  WTF?

~Paul

I have eaten it. That's the problem. It was grainy. I accused the specks. Alex says I should give it another chance because it may have just been that particular carton of ice cream that was bad. And maybe to prove you all wrong I will eat some soon and inform you of its now greatness.
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Re: Self-introductions are my least favorite thing...
« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2006, 10:08:59 pm »
Provide pictures of the event and all will be forgiven.

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Re: Self-introductions are my least favorite thing...
« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2006, 10:12:12 pm »
The specks do not make the ice cream grainy.  I reccommend that you go out and buy some ice cream tonight and report back.  Otherwise you will never hear the end of this.
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Re: Self-introductions are my least favorite thing...
« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2006, 10:54:05 pm »
Quote from: wombat on February 01, 2006, 10:12:12 pm
The specks do not make the ice cream grainy.  I reccommend that you go out and buy some ice cream tonight and report back.  Otherwise you will never hear the end of this.

Really, you won't. Someone without a signature might make the subject the topic of one until you do.

It might be me.
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Re: Self-introductions are my least favorite thing...
« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2006, 11:21:36 pm »
This really could be one of those "tests of the relationship" thingies. For some reason, I'm thinking of 'The Princess and the Pea' here.
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Re: Self-introductions are my least favorite thing...
« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2006, 11:37:52 pm »
Quote from: lprkn on February 01, 2006, 11:21:36 pm
This really could be one of those "tests of the relationship" thingies. For some reason, I'm thinking of 'The Princess and the Pea' here.

Nah, it's not testing our relationship. It's testing the board. Little do they know....
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Re: Self-introductions are my least favorite thing...
« Reply #12 on: February 02, 2006, 12:00:58 am »
I knew I should've studied!



(Cut to an 80's style montage of Miles quizzing me at various locales around a suburbinite town)

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Q: Uh uh.. BARBED c*ck!
miles: correct, but slow, continues, wombat
Q: Tiny Cans?
miles: correct, but we would've also accepted giraffe placenta

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« Reply #13 on: February 02, 2006, 12:24:12 am »
Giraffe placenta?!
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Re: Self-introductions are my least favorite thing...
« Reply #14 on: February 02, 2006, 12:32:43 am »
Quote from: wombat on February 02, 2006, 12:24:12 am
Giraffe placenta?!

Don't make me search, I proved I can do it on chan, and I can do it even faster here.
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