i'm so very, very sorry that i have caused psychological relapses in people on the internet.
unfortunately,
i seem to have that effect.
regardless,
paul,
i agree.
my problem with nickelback is not my normal "oh, i hate this band, they suck."
--
ok, i went and sat in a corner and breathed for about 5 minutes to calm down.
merely typing their name causes,
problems.
no,
my problem with them is that i _really_ hate them.
whenever the newest song comes on the radio,
my hand clenches and i draw the resultant fist back.
this is not good,
i work with people,
in public places,
places i have no control over the radio at.
"hi, i'm here to fix your computer"
"PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T HIT ME!!!!"
"huh-what?! oh, sorry, could you turn the radio off?"
see, this is a Problem.
i tried sticking lit cigarettes into my ears,
before arriving at customer sites,
to lessen the chance of me hearing Them.
alas,
i have developed a Mutant Power that allows me to hear the song even without working ears.
it's quite disturbing.
i,
i,
i...
sadly,
i would make out with all of the backstreet boys if nickelback would just go to the motherfuck*ng cornfield.