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« Reply #15 on: January 18, 2006, 02:48:20 am »
I don't want to jizz on ANYBODY. But, I kind of think that removing Dr Pepper's should be known as....wait, no. No no no. That is a bad idea.
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« Reply #16 on: January 18, 2006, 03:47:00 am »
Quote from: Bozack on January 18, 2006, 02:48:20 am
I don't want to jizz on ANYBODY. But, I kind of think that removing Dr Pepper's should be known as....wait, no. No no no. That is a bad idea.

What?  Bukkaki-fying?  How bad could it be?!


And if there's no one you want to jizz on/in, then you're a better man than I am.  MUCH better.
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« Reply #17 on: January 18, 2006, 04:13:25 am »
Quote from: me on January 17, 2006, 09:15:23 pm
You mean Jough?


I am totally going to have -MaxInt Dr Peppers by tomorrow

Huh. I only went down 6 cans for this. Excellent display of restraint.
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« Reply #18 on: January 18, 2006, 04:33:34 am »
I only took five of them - I guess someone else took one, Cort.
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« Reply #19 on: January 18, 2006, 07:36:59 am »
I have to agree with mom there that just being nominated for an award is an enormous honour in and of itself.  Had I not entered my real email address when I registered, I never would have known.  Thank you all so much. 

By the by, after that strip came out in December where Chris stomps past Teodor in his boxers, (with those funny ankles,) I finally decided to just email him and see if he was as frightened of diabetes as Ray.  Would you know, he said he had a 'little of the christmas cheer' lingering.  That's all.  That's the big mystery.  Chris Onstad is a slightly chubby man. 

Whether I win or lose the distinction of "Worst N00b 2005", later this year I'll re-register from a different ip and just crush the opposition.  ( I can vote for myself once on my way out, right?)
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« Reply #20 on: January 18, 2006, 08:11:12 am »
You can vote for yourself, but I doubt you'll "win" as you were far from the worst noob this year.

But really, it's a dishonour just being nominated.
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« Reply #21 on: January 18, 2006, 03:26:23 pm »
It sort of an interesting quandary - we're saying these people suck, but that they suck so bad they deserve and award.  I don't know what to think about that.
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« Reply #22 on: January 18, 2006, 05:29:01 pm »
Quote from: side_show on January 18, 2006, 03:26:23 pm
It sort of an interesting quandary - we're saying these people suck, but that they suck so bad they deserve and award.  I don't know what to think about that.

Really, were we expecting any of them back?

I think we'll make a rule next year that getting banned takes you out of the running. That would prevent people from coming here just to be idiots for an imaginary award. We want sincere N00b stupidity around here. No poseurs.
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« Reply #23 on: January 18, 2006, 05:34:17 pm »
Quote from: AlohaDawg on January 18, 2006, 05:29:01 pm
Really, were we expecting any of them back?

I think we'll make a rule next year that getting banned takes you out of the running. That would prevent people from coming here just to be idiots for an imaginary award. We want sincere N00b stupidity around here. No poseurs.

Dammit, there goes my chances on yet another category.  At least I don't have to start running around acting like a cock or talking in a faux accent generator I guess.  So yay to that.
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« Reply #24 on: January 18, 2006, 05:45:14 pm »
Quote from: misterqueue on January 18, 2006, 05:34:17 pm
Dammit, there goes my chances on yet another category.  At least I don't have to start running around acting like a cock or talking in a faux accent generator I guess.  So yay to that.

I like how Foghorn Leghorn would do BOTH of those things, on account of being a Southern Cock.
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« Reply #25 on: February 09, 2006, 02:46:57 pm »
Discovered while researching the Pinball thread... How did we overlook this guy.

~Paul
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« Reply #26 on: February 09, 2006, 03:08:19 pm »
Yeah, he just sort of sucks.  He's not outstandingly sucky.  Hence no nomination.
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« Reply #27 on: February 09, 2006, 06:14:46 pm »
I'm confused, are you talking about that JeremyW guy? I read that whole thread and I didn't see any outstanding terribleness. I mean besides starting a slightly lame thread, but we all have done that at some point. Am I missing something?
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« Reply #28 on: February 09, 2006, 06:34:13 pm »
If you click on his profile you can read all his posts, it's just basically that he contributed nothing and did a lot of stating the obvious.  I think he called someone a jerk at some point, and also it is implied, since JeremyW had the same avatar as a guy who had just been banned from the board - "Is Like Moxie," I think who was ... maybe... a real dick.  I seem to remember him admitting it, or Jough checked and he was posting from the same IP or something.  I don't remember, and I'm too lazy to look it up.
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« Reply #29 on: February 09, 2006, 07:46:31 pm »
Quote from: Hobo Frenzy on February 09, 2006, 06:14:46 pm
I'm confused, are you talking about that JeremyW guy? I read that whole thread and I didn't see any outstanding terribleness. I mean besides starting a slightly lame thread, but we all have done that at some point. Am I missing something?

He only joined to hawk his comic and got indignant when we didn't like it.

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