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Author Topic: February 16, 2006 - A leg stump ain't got holes where your urine can go, Ron!  (Read 19596 times)

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Re: February 16, 2006 - A leg stump ain't got holes where your urine can go, Ron
« Reply #45 on: February 16, 2006, 07:30:06 pm »
Quote from: Emergent_C on February 16, 2006, 07:01:03 pm
I've been here more than a year. When do I get to touch your stuff?

Emma, you can touch me anytime you like, but uh, post a picture first.

~Paul
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Re: February 16, 2006 - A leg stump ain't got holes where your urine can go, Ron
« Reply #46 on: February 16, 2006, 08:32:06 pm »
Dude, I only wanted to touch your stuff.

But since you ask so, er, nicely, here's a picture...posted mainly so I can whine that every single thing in it other than myself (yes, including the necklace and shirt) is now at the bottom of Lake Pontchartrain.

::tiny violin::
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Re: February 16, 2006 - A leg stump ain't got holes where your urine can go, Ron!
« Reply #47 on: February 16, 2006, 08:34:32 pm »
Man, what is it with this board where only hottie girls and really dorky guys seem to gravitate?

Also, E_C and other ladies in the future: I would caution against posting too much personal information here.  Achewood tends to draw out the sick fucks (yes, I'm looking at you MisterQueue, but also at myself - I have a little mirror by my desk).
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Re: February 16, 2006 - A leg stump ain't got holes where your urine can go, Ron!
« Reply #48 on: February 16, 2006, 08:52:25 pm »
Oh, you guys aren't all dorky!  There's - um - wait a minute - I'm sure there was someone...
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Re: February 16, 2006 - A leg stump ain't got holes where your urine can go, Ron
« Reply #49 on: February 16, 2006, 08:53:46 pm »
Quote from: jough on February 16, 2006, 08:34:32 pm
Also, E_C and other ladies in the future: I would caution against posting too much personal information here.  Achewood tends to draw out the sick fucks (yes, I'm looking at you MisterQueue, but also at myself - I have a little mirror by my desk).

Now now Jough.  My stalking is mostly harmless.  Just ask Hobot.

(For the record I am not dorky, just creepy and I look like I'm 12.)


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Re: February 16, 2006 - A leg stump ain't got holes where your urine can go, Ron
« Reply #50 on: February 16, 2006, 09:05:12 pm »
Quote from: misterqueue on February 16, 2006, 08:53:46 pm
Now now Jough.  My stalking is mostly harmless.  Just ask Hobot.

(For the record I am not dorky, just creepy and I look like I'm 12.)

Dude, are you posting here in the middle of Algebra or something. What if you get caught? You also look like a guy I knew who like blink-182 way too much. Q, do you own copies of Cheshire Cat and/or Buddha? Are you wearing an Atticus t-shirt? Admitting that you have a problem is the first step.
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Re: February 16, 2006 - A leg stump ain't got holes where your urine can go, Ron
« Reply #51 on: February 16, 2006, 09:12:05 pm »
I'm a bit too old to have ever thought Blink-182 was cool  EVER.

And it's not my fault I don't grow any facial hair.  Blame genes.  BLAME ALL THE GENES!  EVEN GENE SHALIT!  THAT fuck*ng GUY!
« Last Edit: February 16, 2006, 09:41:59 pm by misterqueue »
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Re: February 16, 2006 - A leg stump ain't got holes where your urine can go, Ron!
« Reply #52 on: February 16, 2006, 09:40:59 pm »
Quote from: misterqueue on February 16, 2006, 09:12:05 pm
EVEN GENE SHALLOT!  THAT fuck*ng GUY!

What, is he the movie critic for The Onion?
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Re: February 16, 2006 - A leg stump ain't got holes where your urine can go, Ron
« Reply #53 on: February 16, 2006, 09:43:28 pm »
Damn you AD, mocking my spelling inaccuracies!  Now I had to change it out of complete horror.

Consider this payback:

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Re: February 16, 2006 - A leg stump ain't got holes where your urine can go, Ron
« Reply #54 on: February 16, 2006, 09:45:05 pm »
Quote from: AlohaDawg on February 16, 2006, 09:40:59 pm
What, is he the movie critic for The Onion?

That deserves an onion offense card.

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Re: February 16, 2006 - A leg stump ain't got holes where your urine can go, Ron
« Reply #55 on: February 16, 2006, 09:58:52 pm »
Quote from: misterqueue on February 16, 2006, 07:01:47 pm
Woah.. this thread suddenly got all....  naughty.

Now now. Don't make me smoke some poles.
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Re: February 16, 2006 - A leg stump ain't got holes where your urine can go, Ron
« Reply #56 on: February 16, 2006, 10:14:46 pm »
Quote from: jough on February 16, 2006, 08:34:32 pm
Man, what is it with this board where only hottie girls and really dorky guys seem to gravitate?


Crap, is this going to devolve into all of the dudes posting pictures of themselves wearing cool t-shirts to prove they are not really dorky?  Because if so, I am ready:



 
I cropped the upper section of this picture because the camera caught me in the process of not drinking a Corona properly. In fact, a thin stream of the Mexican nectar is clearly about to settle on my t-shirt. Bruce Lee would call this type of drinking "Clumsy Tiger Style".

Which brings me to an idea for a contest:
Once everyone has inevitably purchased their commemorative GOF shirts, might members post pictures of themselves in the shirts maiming others, and possibly reenacting pivotal scenes from the Achewood arc?  Extra points for punching a woman or a cat, but inexplicably, punching a female cat will get you disqualified.

If my suggestion is too brash (being a rookie and all), I'll back off I swear.  Let me keep my cans.
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Re: February 16, 2006 - A leg stump ain't got holes where your urine can go, Ron
« Reply #57 on: February 16, 2006, 10:31:24 pm »
Corona droplets can quite clearly be seen dribbling down the front of your tasty attire. But, I posit that the picture wasn't cropped for the reason you claim, Mr. thedudeabides85, if that is your real name, but rather because the upper portion shows a Corona bottle en route to impaling your head...THUS you would win your proposed little contest before it even began.

Foiled!
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Re: February 16, 2006 - A leg stump ain't got holes where your urine can go, Ron
« Reply #58 on: February 16, 2006, 10:43:31 pm »
thedudeabides85, you are clearly doing bicep curls and wearing a T shirt just to show off your well toned arms.

And I like the sound of your idea, though my newbie opinion is worthless.
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Re: February 16, 2006 - A leg stump ain't got holes where your urine can go, Ron
« Reply #59 on: February 16, 2006, 10:45:37 pm »
Quote from: thedudeabides85 on February 16, 2006, 10:14:46 pm

If my suggestion is too brash (being a rookie and all), I'll back off I swear.  Let me keep my cans.


This just goes to show that dudes who share our birthday clearly rock.
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