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March 7, 2006- How bad did they do him. Talk to me.
« on: March 07, 2006, 05:23:45 am »
Today, he makes us sad.

My hopes are shattered.

(hopefulness)Unless this is some kinda ruse on the part of these two clowns. (/hopefulness)


EDIT: link fixed, as subtly suggested.
« Last Edit: March 07, 2006, 05:44:46 am by Jeepers »
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Re: March 7, 2006- How bad did they do him. Talk to me.
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2006, 05:31:05 am »
GODAMNIT!  LINK!

I had to press Alt+T for a new tab and then scroll through recently viewed pages beginning with 'A' to view the comic!  And believe me, there are a lot!  You're making me work here!

Poor Beef.
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Re: March 7, 2006- How bad did they do him. Talk to me.
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2006, 05:31:58 am »
Damn you 'Stad.  Damn you to hell and back. 

Although the emphasis on "and thank YOU, flavorless overcooked turkey" did make me chuckle.  Oh Ray, even when being a completely homicidal psychotic fuck, you still have some taste.  Awww.. bless.
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Re: March 7, 2006- How bad did they do him. Talk to me.
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2006, 05:32:28 am »
Noooooo! Noooooooooooooooo!





The thumbs-up made me laugh pretty hard, though.
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Re: March 7, 2006- How bad did they do him. Talk to me.
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2006, 05:40:20 am »
If Beef ain't gonna win this fight, then Ray best start tearing bodies apart left and right.
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Re: March 7, 2006- How bad did they do him. Talk to me.
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2006, 05:50:06 am »
Quote from: Hobot on March 07, 2006, 05:32:28 am
Noooooo! Noooooooooooooooo!





The thumbs-up made me laugh pretty hard, though.

God damn you. this was to be my exact post down to the number of "o"s.
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Re: March 7, 2006- How bad did they do him. Talk to me.
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2006, 05:56:43 am »
Okay, I had to register just to throw out my theory...

Aint no way in hells that Beef got thrown out and Onstad didn't show it.  That is way too good of a dramatic moment to not draw. 

So my thoughts:
1.  Beef knows Ray fugues
2.  Beef has been helping/using Ray to beat the crap out of people
3.  When Ray fugues he gets really good at accomplishing said task
4.  Beef getting taken out = Ray Fuguein' time

Therefore:  Beef is playin' Ray.  Playin' him like a goddamn banjo.

Plus, the two dudes are totally way too relaxed.  They are all "Oh, our BOC leader just slept all day and the dude who was actually runnin' things got taken out.  I guess I'll just hang around next to this tampon-dildo lookin' thing."

No, seriously.  What is that?
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That's like comparin' a lunatic to a pissed man with goals.

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Re: March 7, 2006- How bad did they do him. Talk to me.
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2006, 06:02:28 am »
First panel is pure art.  Notice the fat cat on the far right, apparently struck by the barbarity of the procedings such that he can do little more than fall upon his knees and wail about his part in this.


I'm going to say that Beef has set up old Ray, but he's really out.  He knows that nothing would light a fire under Ray's ass to win the GOF like his tightest dogg since old times taking a beating from a bunch of guys who follow around the kind of dude that makes country music CDs for K-Mart people.
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Re: March 7, 2006- How bad did they do him. Talk to me.
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2006, 06:06:31 am »
Quote from: Cynicar on March 07, 2006, 05:56:43 am
No, seriously.  What is that?

You mean Beef's glasses?
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Re: March 7, 2006- How bad did they do him. Talk to me.
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2006, 06:14:02 am »
Quote from: oball on March 07, 2006, 06:06:31 am
You mean Beef's glasses?

*rechecks and squints*

Yes...  That would be Beef's glasses...  and not what my gutter-mind came up with.

Well that makes a helluva lot more sense. I thought it was some sort of sign from the Cody Travis dudes.  You know, an expression of masculinity to mark their group?
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Re: March 7, 2006- How bad did they do him. Talk to me.
« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2006, 06:30:00 am »
Quote from: Mattgiraffe on March 07, 2006, 05:50:06 am
God damn you. this was to be my exact post down to the number of "o"s.

Great minds think alike (and so do ours).
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Re: March 7, 2006- How bad did they do him. Talk to me.
« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2006, 06:32:51 am »
I also say setup. I bet there aren't 50 blokes left. Cody didn't need anyone to tell him there was another general. But there's bound to be a few badass dudes left. I say Ray gets 'em.
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Re: March 7, 2006- How bad did they do him. Talk to me.
« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2006, 06:45:57 am »

Ah.  Just when you think he couldn't come up with something brilliant, he does.  He DOES dammit!

Of course, this just fits.

Beef must die.  It's what he does.  Beef is like Kenny, he gets killed.  I think he knew it all along.


Ray didn't.  He's like us, he never remembers or adds 2 and 2.  Oh Chris.  Oh Chris.  You've been saving this for us, haven't you, you beautiful scheming fuck*ng genius!?

Poor Beef.  How close are we to #9?  I bet he expected it all along.  Beef, you are rad.

Beef's death will drive Ray over the top.  He will kick ass in an astounding way, just wait and see.  And Beef will be back to support him, for at least a few more times.  Roast Beef.   Roast Beef.  This world was never made for one as beautiful as you.
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Re: March 7, 2006- How bad did they do him. Talk to me.
« Reply #13 on: March 07, 2006, 06:53:06 am »
Not on the sofa, August.
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Re: March 7, 2006- How bad did they do him. Talk to me.
« Reply #14 on: March 07, 2006, 07:21:41 am »
Maybe all that studying Beef had been doing was just so he could see the Tenmen at their most exclusive venue.

Having accomplished his mission, he can now let Ray go totally sickhouse on their asses.  Ray will likely claw someone's whole body off.

GOF: all about retaliation.
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