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Author Topic: March 30, 2006 -- The Taxi Driver! Toughest haircut possible!  (Read 22378 times)

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Re: March 30, 2006 -- The Taxi Driver! Toughest haircut possible!
« Reply #60 on: March 31, 2006, 08:11:54 pm »
Mad Props for the PBF avatar.  That shit is like the bastard child of Charles Aadams.

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Re: March 30, 2006 -- The Taxi Driver! Toughest haircut possible!
« Reply #61 on: March 31, 2006, 08:27:04 pm »
Quote from: Crun on March 31, 2006, 07:46:21 pm
But hey, if its a merry band of hooligans around here, i'll definitely stick around and banter it up. 

However, you will note if you read the entire messageboard archives that it is generally preferred if you read the entire messageboard archives.  Just sayin'.
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Re: March 30, 2006 -- The Taxi Driver! Toughest haircut possible!
« Reply #62 on: March 31, 2006, 08:36:09 pm »
I can barely keep up with the current threads, let alone all of the history of the archives - although I would suggest reading a forum at least a little to get the tone and feel for how the culture works before drawing any conclusions or assuming that the board now belongs to you because you know how to type "achewood forum" in Google.

Anyway, only losers people like MisterQueue manage to read the entirety of the archives before posting.  Most of us don't have that much free time commitment.
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Re: March 30, 2006 -- The Taxi Driver! Toughest haircut possible!
« Reply #63 on: March 31, 2006, 08:39:25 pm »
Don't blame me, blame Anarchy!*



* Or OCD.


You down with OCD?
Yeah you know me.
Yeah you know me.
Yeah you know me.
Yeah you know me.
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So it's satire, is it?  Well that changes everything!

Lockjaw is serious times.

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Re: March 30, 2006 -- The Taxi Driver! Toughest haircut possible!
« Reply #64 on: March 31, 2006, 09:00:49 pm »
Quote from: jough on March 31, 2006, 08:36:09 pm
I can barely keep up with the current threads, let alone all of the history of the archives

Says the person with the highest post-count. Although it's pretty clear that if Q had been here since Day 1 his post-count would be so drastically far ahead that light leaving it right now would not reach me for several years.
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Re: March 30, 2006 -- The Taxi Driver! Toughest haircut possible!
« Reply #65 on: March 31, 2006, 09:07:26 pm »
I really don't think it's fair to expect other newbies to live up to Q's performance; truly, he is the platonic ideal of newbie, and all others are just shadows on the wall of the cave. So, y'know, no pressure.

Just to break up the sameness of the two previous opinions: I have no feelings about Emeril and Spongebath whatsoever. So there!
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Re: March 30, 2006 -- The Taxi Driver! Toughest haircut possible!
« Reply #66 on: March 31, 2006, 09:15:20 pm »
Oh.  you guys!

Now to change the topic and quickly before I get some weird big Newbie head.  (When does the newbie title drop off by the way?  After a year?  I need to know these things.)

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Re: March 30, 2006 -- The Taxi Driver! Toughest haircut possible!
« Reply #67 on: March 31, 2006, 09:15:40 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on March 31, 2006, 09:00:49 pm
Says the person with the highest post-count.

I said I couldn't keep up with reading all of the threads, not posting to them.
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Re: March 30, 2006 -- The Taxi Driver! Toughest haircut possible!
« Reply #68 on: March 31, 2006, 09:19:51 pm »
Quote from: Crun on March 31, 2006, 07:46:21 pm
Hey, fair 'nuf.  I didn't know if this was gonna be a forum like ctrl+alt+del, where a discouraging word is nigh upon ban-worthy.

Oh, to the contrary. These people bitch a ton.
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Re: March 30, 2006 -- The Taxi Driver! Toughest haircut possible!
« Reply #69 on: March 31, 2006, 09:20:03 pm »
Quote from: misterqueue on March 31, 2006, 09:15:20 pm
Now to change the topic and quickly before I get some weird big Newbie head.  (When does the newbie title drop off by the way?  After a year?  I need to know these things.)

"Newbie" is relative. Much like how someone can still be a child to his mother well into middle age, you'll always be a newbie to me.

(Great, now I have "She's Always a Woman To Me" in my head. Eegah!)
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Re: March 30, 2006 -- The Taxi Driver! Toughest haircut possible!
« Reply #70 on: March 31, 2006, 09:22:26 pm »
Quote from: jough on March 31, 2006, 09:15:40 pm
I said I couldn't keep up with reading all of the threads, not posting to them.

Jough is part of the problem and proud of it.
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Re: March 30, 2006 -- The Taxi Driver! Toughest haircut possible!
« Reply #71 on: March 31, 2006, 09:25:30 pm »
I've heard "lurk more" put many ways, but rarely with the verbosity displayed above. 

Yeah, I know, I could read and read, but what's the fun in that?  I likes to mix it up.  And like I said, the very appearance of Emeril got my dander up, bringing me here. 

BTW, beer in hand, the weekend has been greenlighted.  Stinkin' bastiches, couldn't find anybody willing to brave the wind for a round of nine and twelve.
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Re: March 30, 2006 -- The Taxi Driver! Toughest haircut possible!
« Reply #72 on: March 31, 2006, 09:38:46 pm »
Jough:  Yeah, Emeril and Spongebob suck.  They bring nothing to the party.

Until they start dancing.
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Re: March 30, 2006 -- The Taxi Driver! Toughest haircut possible!
« Reply #73 on: March 31, 2006, 09:44:05 pm »
The only dancin' I care to see is gothic dance, gothic dance (bela legosi's dead).
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Re: March 30, 2006 -- The Taxi Driver! Toughest haircut possible!
« Reply #74 on: March 31, 2006, 10:00:46 pm »
Quote from: wombat on March 31, 2006, 09:22:26 pm
Jough is part of the problem and proud of it.

This reminds me of a Very Bad Joke that only Roast Beef would enjoy:

If you're not a part of the solution, you're a part of the precipitant.
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