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Author Topic: March 30, 2006 -- The Taxi Driver! Toughest haircut possible!  (Read 22356 times)

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Re: March 30, 2006 -- The Taxi Driver! Toughest haircut possible!
« Reply #75 on: March 31, 2006, 10:10:20 pm »
Oh touche. 
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Re: March 30, 2006 -- The Taxi Driver! Toughest haircut possible!
« Reply #76 on: March 31, 2006, 10:28:42 pm »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on March 31, 2006, 10:00:46 pm
This reminds me of a Very Bad Joke that only Roast Beef would enjoy:

If you're not a part of the solution, you're a part of the precipitant.


I always heard it as "precipitate", but this works just as well yes.
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Re: March 30, 2006 -- The Taxi Driver! Toughest haircut possible!
« Reply #77 on: March 31, 2006, 10:37:41 pm »
Quote from: misterqueue on March 31, 2006, 10:28:42 pm

I always heard it as "precipitate", but this works just as well yes.

I'd do another "car of pain" interjection here, but we've already had one this thread.  Damn.
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Re: March 30, 2006 -- The Taxi Driver! Toughest haircut possible!
« Reply #78 on: March 31, 2006, 10:55:29 pm »
we're on eastern pain time and its misterqueue o'clock?
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Re: March 30, 2006 -- The Taxi Driver! Toughest haircut possible!
« Reply #79 on: March 31, 2006, 11:01:34 pm »
It's man time and you have all come real.  Tiny cans all around then.
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Re: March 30, 2006 -- The Taxi Driver! Toughest haircut possible!
« Reply #80 on: March 31, 2006, 11:03:59 pm »
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Re: March 30, 2006 -- The Taxi Driver! Toughest haircut possible!
« Reply #81 on: March 31, 2006, 11:07:05 pm »
Quote from: Crun on March 31, 2006, 10:55:29 pm
we're on eastern pain time and its misterqueue o'clock?

No, 'cause Q doesn't have a mustache.

I'd heard the precipitate joke attributed to Steven Wright several years ago but I've never actually heard him say it so I don't know who actually wrote it.
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Re: March 30, 2006 -- The Taxi Driver! Toughest haircut possible!
« Reply #82 on: March 31, 2006, 11:09:56 pm »
I only assumed he had a 'stache, what with such bombast.  This turn of events is disappointing.

I hadn't heard it attributed to cap'n monotone, but if that's true, its another feather in his fantastic chapeau.  Would that we could all visit that habberdashery...

So who's drinkin'?!
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Re: March 30, 2006 -- The Taxi Driver! Toughest haircut possible!
« Reply #83 on: March 31, 2006, 11:11:59 pm »
Quote from: Crun on March 31, 2006, 11:09:56 pm
I only assumed he had a 'stache, what with such bombast.  This turn of events is disappointing.

So who's drinkin'?!

I am babyfaced.  I couldn't grow a stache if I hot glued a ferret to my lip.  Seriously.


I am not drinkin'... yet, but after work I may be thinking about cracking into a little vodka.  Just a little.
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Re: March 30, 2006 -- The Taxi Driver! Toughest haircut possible!
« Reply #84 on: March 31, 2006, 11:15:15 pm »
In my experience, there's no such thing as "a little" vodka.
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Re: March 30, 2006 -- The Taxi Driver! Toughest haircut possible!
« Reply #85 on: March 31, 2006, 11:18:13 pm »
A little vodka, yes.  A little Jager, no.  (it tells me to do... things)
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Re: March 30, 2006 -- The Taxi Driver! Toughest haircut possible!
« Reply #86 on: March 31, 2006, 11:29:05 pm »
Quote from: Crun on March 31, 2006, 09:25:30 pm

 I could read and read, but what's the fun in that?

Someone doesn't think that every word that's ever dropped from our keyboards around here is deathless, apparently.
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Re: March 30, 2006 -- The Taxi Driver! Toughest haircut possible!
« Reply #87 on: April 01, 2006, 01:26:40 am »
Quote from: smick on March 30, 2006, 09:56:23 pm
I might not be alone in thinking that you may want to light it on fire and throw it at a wheelied out jeep.

Become the ruling body!


This inspired me. Here is an illustration of it.
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Re: March 30, 2006 -- The Taxi Driver! Toughest haircut possible!
« Reply #88 on: April 01, 2006, 03:52:48 am »
is that throwing "at" or "out of"?  I'm not sure if that's a hand out the window...

EDIT: noticed the motion lines...
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Re: March 30, 2006 -- The Taxi Driver! Toughest haircut possible!
« Reply #89 on: April 01, 2006, 08:40:58 pm »
Great, now I want a t-shirt with that BECOME THE RULING BODY graphic. Swinehund, you rock my world.

Also, I think the precipitate joke is funny. I'm not really a good person, I think.
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