Heisenberg gets stopped by a cop.
"Excuse me sir," the cop says as he reaches the car. "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"No, but I'm certain I was heading South" he replied
A neutron walks into a bar and says "How much for a drink?".
The bartender replies: "For you, there's no charge".
How many Surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Chicken foot.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain goat?
Goats & mosquitos don't multiply! One's a scalar & ones a vector!
A physicist, a biologist and a mathematician were talking together outside a building on campus when they noticed two people entering the building. Some time later three people exited.
The biologist said, "The must have procreated."
The physicist said, "My initial observation must have been incorrect."
The mathematician said, "If one more person enters that building there will be zero people inside."
Q: What is a milliHelen?
A: The amount of beauty that will launch one ship.
What does the "H." in Jesus H. Christ stand for?
Haploid
3 statisticians are out bowhunting. They spot a deer. The first one shoots, and his arrow lands 3 feet to the right of the deer. The second one shoots, and his arrow lands 3 feet to the left of the deer. The third one says, "We got him!"
recursive
re·cur·sive
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1: see recursive
Three friends from med school meet at their 10 year reunion and decide to go duck hunting the next morning.
When they arrive, the first, a general practioner, says that they must be careful to shoot only ducks because of the game laws. At that moment some unidentified birds fly overhead.
the second, a surgeon, stands up and blasts away with his shotgun, downing one of the birds.
After the dog retrieves the fowl, he turns to the third, a pathologist, and says, "Is this a duck?"
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