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Re: Happy Birthday Apple Gerl
« Reply #15 on: April 06, 2006, 01:34:50 pm »
Quote from: the gooseman on April 06, 2006, 01:29:46 pm
Gerl is not mispelt.

gerl is a cool girl.

and this girl reads achewood, and annoyed the FUCK out of everyone with her Trail of Dead myspace music.

thus she is cool.

Thus she is a gerl.

uuuuuummm... happy birthday noob. you will get a mixtape one day.

Annoying is the new cool, apparently.

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Re: Happy Birthday Apple Gerl
« Reply #16 on: April 06, 2006, 01:41:41 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on April 06, 2006, 01:34:50 pm
Annoying is the new cool, apparently.

~Paul

Oh its been the new cool for some time now. The Gooseman should know.
p.s. mixtape or DIE.
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Re: Happy Birthday Apple Gerl
« Reply #17 on: April 06, 2006, 01:51:38 pm »
if annoying is the new cool, call me fonzy...

oi... thats lame...

hell of lame...
i wasn't even the one with the obnoxious myspace!

anyways...
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Re: Happy Birthday Apple Gerl
« Reply #18 on: April 06, 2006, 02:10:10 pm »
Look, the n00bs are having a lovers spat, isn't that cute...

It's Fonzie fool, get if right.  Oh wait, did you mean to say "if annoying is the new cool call me Fozzy?  Yeah, that sounds about right.

~Paul
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Re: Happy Birthday Apple Gerl
« Reply #19 on: April 06, 2006, 04:04:18 pm »
Well, if Fonzie's prime-time friendly faux-dago sexuality is cool, then... well, maybe I should change my lifestyle.
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Re: Happy Birthday Apple Gerl
« Reply #20 on: April 06, 2006, 04:29:08 pm »
Post count 3 is calling post count 4 a n00b. You gotta love it.

Face it, kids, not a one of you are cool.  You're posting on an internet message board (that alone would kill your chances) about alive stuffed animals and cartoon cats, and are arguing over whether a song played in a MySpace (uncool) profile is cool or not.

There's a whole lotta uncool going on right around here.
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Re: Happy Birthday Apple Gerl
« Reply #21 on: April 06, 2006, 04:37:55 pm »
Quote from: jough on April 06, 2006, 04:29:08 pm
Post count 3 is calling post count 4 a n00b. You gotta love it.

Face it, kids, not a one of you are cool.  You're posting on an internet message board (that alone would kill your chances) about alive stuffed animals and cartoon cats, and are arguing over whether a song played in a MySpace (uncool) profile is cool or not.

There's a whole lotta uncool going on right around here.

Dammit people there's still a tiny amount of cool slipping through. We need a reference to "natural 20," some TMBG lyrics,American Idol predictions, and discussions on overclocking and who could or could not defeat Superman stat.
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Re: Happy Birthday Apple Gerl
« Reply #22 on: April 06, 2006, 04:43:17 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on April 06, 2006, 04:37:55 pm
Dammit people there's still a tiny amount of cool slipping through. We need a reference to "natural 20," some TMBG lyrics,American Idol predictions, and discussions on overclocking and who could or could not defeat Superman stat.

I think this thread eliminated any remaining cool points we may have inadvertently accumulated.
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Re: Happy Birthday Apple Gerl
« Reply #23 on: April 06, 2006, 10:23:45 pm »
I'm glad that that link took me straight to my post

because I was kind of wondering if that was a waste of time. and now I know: I got to lower the coolness level of the whole board!

I'm almost as cool as.. I don't know...  Connor MacLeod, or Julian Bashir, or something.
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Re: Happy Birthday Apple Gerl
« Reply #24 on: April 06, 2006, 11:50:06 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on April 06, 2006, 04:37:55 pm
Dammit people there's still a tiny amount of cool slipping through.

I'll take care of that for you...


*ahem*


I run Gentoo!
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Re: Happy Birthday Apple Gerl
« Reply #25 on: April 06, 2006, 11:51:09 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on April 06, 2006, 10:23:45 pm
I'm glad that that link took me straight to my post

because I was kind of wondering if that was a waste of time. and now I know: I got to lower the coolness level of the whole board!

I'm almost as cool as.. I don't know...  Connor MacLeod, or Julian Bashir, or something.

Your post was only the most salient example of an entire thread of shame; we have all, in our own, unique way, contributed to the collective loss of coolness.

Plus, that post was hilarious; if you had never written it, everyone on the board would be aware that their life was missing something, without knowing precisely what it was.  That something, theinevitable, was My Little Pony/Justice League slash.
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Re: Happy Birthday Apple Gerl
« Reply #26 on: April 07, 2006, 12:33:54 am »
You get a can from me, becaue I forgot to give you one earlier for your excellent slash template.
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Re: Happy Birthday Apple Gerl
« Reply #27 on: April 07, 2006, 07:00:56 am »
I'm pretty sure that John Flansburgh could beat up Superman.

C'mon, you know it's true. He's an epic-level bard!
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Re: Happy Birthday Apple Gerl
« Reply #28 on: April 07, 2006, 11:16:37 am »
I totally agree. Have you seen the size of that man's guitar forearms? He could crush superman's trachea while rocking without a second thought.
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Re: Happy Birthday Apple Gerl
« Reply #29 on: April 07, 2006, 11:21:06 am »
Flans nothing.  Linnell forever... bitches!

I mean seriously, compare Monopuff to State Songs and figure out which one is more listenable?

(Hint: Linnell forever.)

I know this post has no Superman content, that's because Superman is a punkass.
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