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Happy Birthday Hobot!!
« on: April 21, 2006, 03:58:05 am »
Since it is midnight where she is I figure this is a good time to say it, so Happy Birthday Hobot!  I give unto you a million HUUUUUGS! (Or less, however you enjoy.)


I hope it is basically the best day ever!
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Re: Happy Birthday Hobot!!
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2006, 04:05:46 am »
What, no spankings?
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Re: Happy Birthday Hobot!!
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2006, 04:07:54 am »
Quote from: CortJstr on April 21, 2006, 04:05:46 am
What, no spankings?

Those were implied.. implied
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Re: Happy Birthday Hobot!!
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2006, 04:12:56 am »
Thank you!  It still doesn't feel like my birthday, since I have yet to go to bed, but I will try to make this a good day upon waking.

EDIT: How many spankings do I get?
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Re: Happy Birthday Hobot!!
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2006, 04:16:01 am »
Quote from: Hobot on April 21, 2006, 04:12:56 am
EDIT: How many spankings do I get?

As many as it takes.*



*Or you take, you know, whatever you want; it's your birthday after all.


SALACIOUS!
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Re: Happy Birthday Hobot!!
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2006, 04:24:01 am »
Happy birthday! Don't let that sick fuck spank you too hard, now, y'hear?
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Re: Happy Birthday Hobot!!
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2006, 04:38:00 am »
It's taking all my strength not to go on a needless castle of anthrax tangent here.

Meanwhile you guys either need to get a room or a webcam. Friendship is about sharing damnit.

Ok enough of my bitching, Hobot, you are the lovliest face on a crepe (or taco roll or whatever) I have ever seen and I hope you stay that way instead of being horribly ravaged by merciless time like the rest of us will be.
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Re: Happy Birthday Hobot!!
« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2006, 05:11:25 am »
I thought starting birthday threads was my job.  MY JOB!!!

Happy Birthday Hobot.  Since Senor Sick Fuck started this thread instead of me we are already discussing your bottom and the nature of the spankings you will be receiving and how they will sting your teenaged bottom and turn it a pleasant rosy pink color and the sound of the hand repeatedly smacking your bottom and making your bottom quiver and the noises you will make such as moans and excited whelps.  But I'm not going to participate in that.

I only wish to tell you happy birthday and hope for you a day filled with joy and happiness and fun and friends and family.

~Paul
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Re: Happy Birthday Hobot!!
« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2006, 05:13:32 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on April 21, 2006, 05:11:25 am
I thought starting birthday threads was my job.  MY JOB!!!

In this case I had to steal your thunder sir Paul.  I am sorry about this, but know that I still love you like a brother.
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Re: Happy Birthday Hobot!!
« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2006, 05:14:35 am »
Paul got a little creepier than usual on that last post.

Well, Happy Birthday, Hobot-one.  Today we have changed the forum header JUST FOR YOU.  This is only the second time this has happened in the history of the board, so of course everyone else will resent you for it.

Cheers.

A propos of nothing, today is also my paternal grandmother's 80th birthday.
« Last Edit: April 21, 2006, 05:20:28 am by jough »
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Re: Happy Birthday Hobot!!
« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2006, 05:59:36 am »
What kind of pinata should we get Hobot?
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Re: Happy Birthday Hobot!!
« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2006, 11:39:52 am »
Quote from: AugustWest on April 21, 2006, 05:59:36 am
What kind of pinata should we get Hobot?

An ultraviolent one? Toss back a couple of molokos and paint the town red. With blood.

Happy birthday!
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Re: Happy Birthday Hobot!!
« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2006, 11:49:03 am »
Happy Day for you, Hobot. I hope nice things happen to you today.


I'm getting really creeped out by the 3 dozen little floating Hobot heads staring at me in the background on the top. Am I the only one?
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Re: Happy Birthday Hobot!!
« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2006, 12:41:50 pm »
Quote from: Doc on April 21, 2006, 04:38:00 am
It's taking all my strength not to go on a needless castle of anthrax tangent here.


Oh come on.  What kind of a thread is it that doesn't wander off onto a tangent? What kind of a gift is that?

And, I can't see the new header.  I guess it's only for the guys.
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Re: Happy Birthday Hobot!!
« Reply #14 on: April 21, 2006, 12:53:17 pm »
Quote from: wombat on April 21, 2006, 12:41:50 pm
Oh come on.  What kind of a thread is it that doesn't wander off onto a tangent? What kind of a gift is that?

And, I can't see the new header.  I guess it's only for the guys.

CTRL + F5 if you are in windows womby.
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