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Author Topic: Everyone Should Wear A Bra, Even If Their Boobs Are Crummy - 21 April 2006  (Read 10316 times)

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Re: Everyone Should Wear A Bra, Even If Their Boobs Are Crummy - 21 April 2006
« Reply #15 on: April 21, 2006, 03:41:25 pm »
As Philippe is proving, communism leads to totalitarian government and apathetic citizenry.

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Re: Everyone Should Wear A Bra, Even If Their Boobs Are Crummy - 21 April 2006
« Reply #16 on: April 21, 2006, 03:59:02 pm »
Man ... after all these cliffhanger Fridays and ten-million-panel strips and multiple storylines I feel somewhat let down that we only get six panels and a tangible punchline today. :'(
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Re: Everyone Should Wear A Bra, Even If Their Boobs Are Crummy - 21 April 2006
« Reply #17 on: April 21, 2006, 04:29:21 pm »
Quote from: jough on April 21, 2006, 03:37:15 pm
Q just hates everything and everyone.  He has no love in his heart.  Even his stalking is bourne out of hate. It's all just anger and hate, and then he suicides.

THE END

Q hates me; hates me to HELL.
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Re: Everyone Should Wear A Bra, Even If Their Boobs Are Crummy - 21 April 2006
« Reply #18 on: April 21, 2006, 04:36:38 pm »
Shhh... he's about to suicide himself. 

Watch as the majestic Q unfolds his plumage in a strange mating/death ritual of pure hate.  The Q will mount his mate, scream " fuck yooooou, bee'aaaatch!" and upon coitus, be devoured whole by his mate.  Nature is cruel.
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Re: Everyone Should Wear A Bra, Even If Their Boobs Are Crummy - 21 April 2006
« Reply #19 on: April 21, 2006, 04:56:56 pm »
Poor, poor Phillipe.

Phillipe is growing stronk like man. He is bossing everyone about, complaining about their lack of effort to help him while giving no consideration to anyone elses needs, and insulting a female's breasts. Stronk like man.

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Re: Everyone Should Wear A Bra, Even If Their Boobs Are Crummy - 21 April 2006
« Reply #20 on: April 21, 2006, 04:58:04 pm »
Quote from: FlipConstantine on April 21, 2006, 06:28:08 am
Worst...dumps...Ever!

I would like to see what it looks like for a guy to have scabs on his teeth.

I made sure I read the whole thread before responding so's I didn't offend by responding with a response that had already been responded, so I feel fairly confident that I am the first one to post this:



This is what it looks like for a guy to have scabs on his teeth.
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Re: Everyone Should Wear A Bra, Even If Their Boobs Are Crummy - 21 April 2006
« Reply #21 on: April 21, 2006, 05:26:00 pm »
wow.

wow. I love the little shaver.

also: I managed to bring up meconium in a conversation. it was pretty exciting.
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Re: Everyone Should Wear A Bra, Even If Their Boobs Are Crummy - 21 April 2006
« Reply #22 on: April 21, 2006, 11:09:01 pm »
Quote from: V-Adore on April 21, 2006, 03:28:32 pm
several strips' worth of Philippe being gang-raped by hobos.


I am pretty sure that is coming next. This is the story arc where phillipe finally kicks the bucket.
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Re: Everyone Should Wear A Bra, Even If Their Boobs Are Crummy - 21 April 2006
« Reply #23 on: April 22, 2006, 05:08:01 am »
I'm a big fan of the unspoken war in the formatting of the dates for these posts. Well, spoken now, I suppose. American annotation or European annotation, like oil and water with no mustard intermediary to emulsify their differences.

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Re: Everyone Should Wear A Bra, Even If Their Boobs Are Crummy - 21 April 2006
« Reply #24 on: April 22, 2006, 11:26:49 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on April 22, 2006, 05:08:01 am
I'm a big fan of the unspoken war in the formatting of the dates for these posts. Well, spoken now, I suppose. American annotation or European annotation, like oil and water with no mustard intermediary to emulsify their differences.

But if we crack an egg on top of them, and whisk them together in a bowl for long enough, we'll get delicious mayonnaise.
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Re: Everyone Should Wear A Bra, Even If Their Boobs Are Crummy - 21 April 2006
« Reply #25 on: April 22, 2006, 03:21:27 pm »
The scenery reminds me of Tin Tin. So, how about that time Phillipe did not become president. I'm sure he's only a mean sherriff because all he's had to eat in a day is chapstick, but man. This strip makes me not want to be a junkie hobo. On account of the meanness of the stuffed otter.
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Re: Everyone Should Wear A Bra, Even If Their Boobs Are Crummy - 21 April 2006
« Reply #26 on: April 22, 2006, 05:38:12 pm »
i met a girl who had the distinct appearance of a junkie yesterday.

she was essentially terrifying. her goal seemed to be to get me drunk in her dorm room, so I blew that popsicle stand.
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Re: Everyone Should Wear A Bra, Even If Their Boobs Are Crummy - 21 April 2006
« Reply #27 on: April 22, 2006, 05:46:54 pm »
Wow.. there's a lot of me-talk in this thread and I wasn't even here.


imagine that.
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Re: Everyone Should Wear A Bra, Even If Their Boobs Are Crummy - 21 April 2006
« Reply #28 on: April 22, 2006, 06:45:42 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on April 22, 2006, 05:38:12 pm
i met a girl who had the distinct appearance of a junkie yesterday.

she was essentially terrifying. her goal seemed to be to get me drunk in her dorm room, so I blew that popsicle stand.

But... how were the boobs?
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Re: Everyone Should Wear A Bra, Even If Their Boobs Are Crummy - 21 April 2006
« Reply #29 on: April 22, 2006, 07:04:28 pm »
oh my god, I did not even notice.

what if the girl had non-crummy boobs!? I did not consider this factor. I think she did. I think they were pretty nice.
still, the story is long, but if the genders had been reversed, I definitely could have said she was going to rape me. I would not have been right, but that was the vibe I was getting. An after-school special vibe, for sure.
our roughly 10-minute  conversation was composed of her trying to get me to drink more, arguing with me to try to get me to drink more, and trying to convince me to go up to her room with her.

so then I just went back to the dorm where I'm staying. As far as I can tell, every single guy in the dorm had a lady-friend come to sleep over. I didn't see any sleeping bags, so I'm not sure how this worked out. I guess co-ed sleepovers are ok, as long as your mom doesn't find out.

I was amazed by the non-awkwardness of it. Girls were just like "yeah, ok Dan, nice to meet you. Goodnight!"

I guess I'm just wierd, though.
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