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Author Topic: DOG SHIT DOG SHIT DOG SHIT HELP - 25 April 2006  (Read 9303 times)

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DOG SHIT DOG SHIT DOG SHIT HELP - 25 April 2006
« on: April 25, 2006, 07:45:52 am »
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04252006

Is Beef hitting himself in the head a la Rainman?

Also, more exposition.  Whee.
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Re: DOG SHIT DOG SHIT DOG SHIT HELP - 25 April 2006
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2006, 08:21:59 am »
wow what a shitty thread title.  Should have been this process will



« Last Edit: April 26, 2006, 06:37:18 am by goldenchurchhill »
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Re: DOG SHIT DOG SHIT DOG SHIT HELP - 25 April 2006
« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2006, 08:53:00 am »
i like how phillippe is basically living out an episode of punky brewster.
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Re: DOG SHIT DOG SHIT DOG SHIT HELP - 25 April 2006
« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2006, 10:58:26 am »
I can only wonder if Onstad had this strip in mind when he originally ran the Ray dogshit strip.  If so, I am impressed by his tenacity in saving the Beef strip for so long.  I suppose I'll never know.

Stellar strip.  #1 Cholo.
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Re: DOG SHIT DOG SHIT DOG SHIT HELP - 25 April 2006
« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2006, 11:18:01 am »
Phillipe likes Dale Jr. Man, I hope Teodor gets his chance to shine in this arc. Teodor is so underused!
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Re: DOG SHIT DOG SHIT DOG SHIT HELP - 25 April 2006
« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2006, 11:22:28 am »
hmm.

the idea that he is stuck in a loop is delicious.
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Re: DOG SHIT DOG SHIT DOG SHIT HELP - 25 April 2006
« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2006, 11:54:20 am »
I don't think that this has much of anything to do with Ray stepping in dog crap ... IIRC that "arc" was just a couple Ray-is-nostalgic bits, and it really doesn't tie into Beef's poopphobia.

I just hope Philippe doesn't get stuck in the fridge.
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Re: DOG SHIT DOG SHIT DOG SHIT HELP - 25 April 2006
« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2006, 12:54:04 pm »
Is suffocation even a problem for alive stuffed animals? That said, there are thousands of ways this plan could go screamingly, terribly wrong.

I really like how, in the first panel, you can't see the dog shit at all. It's Ambush Poo, apparently.
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Re: DOG SHIT DOG SHIT DOG SHIT HELP - 25 April 2006
« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2006, 01:21:04 pm »
Oh Beef; have my retarded baby.  What can I say?  I am a sucker for neuroses laden people.

Anyway is it better to be the #1 Cholo?  I mean if you had to be a cholo would you want to be the best cholo?   I think I'd rather be the worst one so that I could be closest to being as non-cholo related as possible.  I suppose it depends on if you're using the word to mean "Peasant" as it means in South America or if it's some sort of urban gangster pride thing.  Confounding!
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Re: DOG SHIT DOG SHIT DOG SHIT HELP - 25 April 2006
« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2006, 01:25:54 pm »
Emeril runs like a girl.
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Re: DOG SHIT DOG SHIT DOG SHIT HELP - 25 April 2006
« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2006, 02:36:46 pm »
Ten points for use of the word "poo".
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Re: DOG SHIT DOG SHIT DOG SHIT HELP - 25 April 2006
« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2006, 02:57:45 pm »
Any character who can survive to the end of a three-hundred-man brawl on his wits alone yet fall into a neurotic loop and pass out over stepping in dog-leavings is my kinda character.
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Re: DOG SHIT DOG SHIT DOG SHIT HELP - 25 April 2006
« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2006, 03:18:03 pm »
Beef is officially me. I get into loops like this in so many situations.

none are as great as this, though.
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Re: DOG SHIT DOG SHIT DOG SHIT HELP - 25 April 2006
« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2006, 03:25:26 pm »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on April 25, 2006, 02:57:45 pm
three-hundred-man brawl

Three Thousand.

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Re: DOG SHIT DOG SHIT DOG SHIT HELP - 25 April 2006
« Reply #14 on: April 25, 2006, 03:30:49 pm »
I have been trapped in a fridge. I was 13, and playing hide and seek. Isn't that always the way.

Onstad, if Phillipe is going to Davy Jones Locker in a fridge, I will have your (second) baby. All 'no I'm sinking, at least the fridge is airtight'. In the next panel, his air-deprived body lies trapped in the fridge, or a submarine blows the fridge up, or something.

On the other hand, he is a stuffed animal, so he wouldn't die of asphyxiation, just be stuck in the fridge forever. ALMOST as amusing, and a good way to kill him off plotwise, not that anyone wants that. Apart from Q, but he's like that smurf who hates everything.

Can stuffed animals go to hell?

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