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Author Topic: Blood-Vomiting Winos and Toothless Huffer Sluts - 27 April 2006  (Read 6253 times)

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Re: Blood-Vomiting Winos and Toothless Huffer Sluts - 27 April 2006
« Reply #15 on: April 27, 2006, 03:36:21 pm »
Thanks, Ash. I'll take that as a "no shankings today" note.

Anyway, I don't want to flippantly disregard the "fluid hypothesis" re: Teodor's actions, either... really, there's a plethora of things that could be happening here. Teodor's action is large; it could contain multitudes of reasons not to keep touching unsavory hobo porno.

(This is the kind of post that made Onstad want to parody this board, isn't it?)
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Re: Blood-Vomiting Winos and Toothless Huffer Sluts - 27 April 2006
« Reply #16 on: April 27, 2006, 05:49:38 pm »
Quote from: V-Adore on April 27, 2006, 03:36:21 pm
Thanks, Ash. I'll take that as a "no shankings today" note.

Ahhh, the seldom seen shark-shank redemption. It's lovely.

Teodor gets a sudden jolt and stares at his hands. Clearly he found something sticky. Hopefully not warm. I like the idea of that door actually being Justin's closet door and Teodor running into what's left of him living in the dump.
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Re: Blood-Vomiting Winos and Toothless Huffer Sluts - 27 April 2006
« Reply #17 on: April 27, 2006, 06:04:59 pm »
Quote from: side_show on April 27, 2006, 02:08:09 pm
Also, rodger, WTF is up with your avatar?  Do you.. do you have a scary eyeball related theme going on?

Yes, back to the old Googly Eyes in Polish Movie Posters motif. Although the recent Marty Feldman-tribute interlude was in a way related to the theme.
WTF, you ask? Well, I don't know, man, eyes are just awesome. They make you, you know... see things.
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Re: Blood-Vomiting Winos and Toothless Huffer Sluts - 27 April 2006
« Reply #18 on: April 27, 2006, 06:22:09 pm »
Quote from: Roger on April 27, 2006, 06:04:59 pm
eyes are just awesome. They make you, you know... see things.

No, how you gonna see if we don't take out your eyes?

On topic: Coolers won't float forever. Of this I am sure.
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Re: Blood-Vomiting Winos and Toothless Huffer Sluts - 27 April 2006
« Reply #19 on: April 27, 2006, 09:52:12 pm »
Quote from: JudyIsADickSlap on April 27, 2006, 06:22:09 pm
On topic: Coolers won't float forever. Of this I am sure.

Okay, I'll bite. How are you sure of this? Have you attempted this particular shenanigan before?
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Re: Blood-Vomiting Winos and Toothless Huffer Sluts - 27 April 2006
« Reply #20 on: April 27, 2006, 10:01:29 pm »
Quote from: V-Adore on April 27, 2006, 09:52:12 pm
Okay, I'll bite. How are you sure of this? Have you attempted this particular shenanigan before?

Funny you should ask!

In my tender young days as a wee bairn I reacquisitioned a large food cooler from the garage, and stocked it with KitKats, Penguins, and Pombears (disclaimer: not real animals). After several attempts I realised the cat was not getting in the cooler, so off I tromped in the summer sun to the riverside.

Using a rope to tie the cooler safely, I picked up various assorted oddments from upon the riverbed for good luck. Settling in my makeshift vessel with my junk food, I cut the rope with some nail scissors and set off.

I remember some rapids, it kind of all went dark from there.

They never did find the cooler.
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Re: Blood-Vomiting Winos and Toothless Huffer Sluts - 27 April 2006
« Reply #21 on: April 27, 2006, 11:40:54 pm »
And Judy made mine.  I think he's making up the names of the things he put in the cooler, but I don't care.
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Re: FUCK YOU - 27 April 2006
« Reply #22 on: April 28, 2006, 02:29:17 pm »
Did you get a snack in before you went under, Judy?
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Re: FUCK YOU - 27 April 2006
« Reply #23 on: April 28, 2006, 03:39:21 pm »
I'm not sure where "fuck you" shows up in the strip.
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Re: Blood-Vomiting Winos and Toothless Huffer Sluts - 27 April 2006
« Reply #24 on: April 28, 2006, 03:52:57 pm »
Evidently the OP's thread title was changed when the threads were merged because he didn't follow the proper format.  I guess he is unhappy that he is stupid and simple.
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Re: Blood-Vomiting Winos and Toothless Huffer Sluts - 27 April 2006
« Reply #25 on: October 20, 2007, 09:26:07 pm »
I just saw a "Guest" looking at this thread and I thought to myself...

Okay, searching for "Lesbian Bukkake" and getting here or "Naked Celebrities"... okay. I get it.

But did some dude really google "Toothless Huffer Sluts" to get here?

Man.

Man.
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Re: Blood-Vomiting Winos and Toothless Huffer Sluts - 27 April 2006
« Reply #26 on: October 20, 2007, 09:31:07 pm »
"Blood Vomiting Sluts"
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Re: Blood-Vomiting Winos and Toothless Huffer Sluts - 27 April 2006
« Reply #27 on: October 21, 2007, 02:32:38 am »
Hey, where's Judy been?
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Re: Blood-Vomiting Winos and Toothless Huffer Sluts - 27 April 2006
« Reply #28 on: October 22, 2007, 05:15:31 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on October 20, 2007, 09:26:07 pm
I just saw a "Guest" looking at this thread and I thought to myself...

Okay, searching for "Lesbian Bukkake" and getting here or "Naked Celebrities"... okay. I get it.

But did some dude really google "Toothless Huffer Sluts" to get here?

Man.

Man.

That's pretty funny, but part of me wishes your response to this thread, a year and a half after the fact, consisted of a simple "bump." You know, just for the absurdity.
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Re: Blood-Vomiting Winos and Toothless Huffer Sluts - 27 April 2006
« Reply #29 on: October 22, 2007, 08:12:18 am »
This was a year and a half ago?  It feels..  it feels like this comic was fairly recent.  I like to orient myself time-wise based on strictly time-based occurrences, such as cd releases, current ladies, news, or, I would expect, periodic updates.  Apparently achewood is completely separated from that somehow, for me, as this feels like the young otter was blown up by fake airwolf missiles only last week sometime.

I must agree that a simple bump would have been awesome in itself.
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