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Author Topic: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.  (Read 14783 times)

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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #45 on: June 14, 2006, 09:30:00 pm »
Sooo... they were going to name a certain piece of our business in a meeting right? 

The suggested name was $businessname Lending Information Technology.

The problem?  Our $businessname starts with a C.

"Uh... guys.. that spells clit."  Uproarious nervous laughter abounds.  Now, just imagine if you will... after the meeting being pulled aside and asked by a woman of nearly 50 what in the hell a clit was. Imagine she's also your boss.  Imagine she has 2 kids so she must presumably get it on.

I really kind of understood her entire life in that moment.
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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #46 on: June 14, 2006, 09:50:33 pm »
I mean... that doesn't mean she wasn't aware of it. She just didn't necessarily know the name.
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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #47 on: June 14, 2006, 09:53:33 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on June 14, 2006, 09:50:33 pm
I mean... that doesn't mean she wasn't aware of it. She just didn't necessarily know the name.

Further conversation for clarity:

"Well.. uh... it's like.. a bit of female anatomy."

"Like... down there?"

"Well kind of.. just the.. um... the button part"

"The button part?"

"Yeah kind of at the.. WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME?  Look it up, seriously."

It was most uncomfortable for all concerned.
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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #48 on: June 14, 2006, 10:03:21 pm »
oh, lord, The button part?

I would have said something like "basically the most sensitive part" and left it at that.

you got into Buttons, man. She was imagining like a little round plastic thing sewn onto her lady-ness. No wonder she was confused!
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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #49 on: June 14, 2006, 10:06:11 pm »
Dude, she must have one.  Why not just have her drop trough and show her?
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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #50 on: June 14, 2006, 10:12:52 pm »
All I know is that is not in my job description, and in this case, nor do I want it to be.

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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #51 on: June 14, 2006, 11:24:52 pm »
Quote from: misterqueue on June 14, 2006, 09:53:33 pm

"the button part"


I must defend Q here.  Unlike the term we were discussing earlier, it is 100% clear what this has to mean.  If it wasn't, then I think that Q is right in, as he seemed to imply, feeling sorry for her that she does not have an ongoing personal acquaintance with the function of the part in question.
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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #52 on: June 14, 2006, 11:31:56 pm »
Quote from: wombat on June 14, 2006, 11:24:52 pm
I must defend Q here.  Unlike the term we were discussing earlier, it is 100% clear what this has to mean.  If it wasn't, then I think that Q is right in, as he seemed to imply, feeling sorry for her that she does not have an ongoing personal acquaintance with the function of the part in question.

As womby is the first woman to respond I think this speaks highly of my descriptive nature.  In other words, screw you guys.

anyway, yes, that poor woman.  I sincerely hope she gave unto her husband a most vicious "talking to".
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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #53 on: June 14, 2006, 11:44:28 pm »
I doubt her husband would be much help here, or she would know.

So here is a woman born presumably in the 50's and somehow throughout the 1960's in America managed to miss finding out what a clitoris is.

Well, her pastor has got to be proud of her anyhow.
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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #54 on: June 14, 2006, 11:55:46 pm »
obviously, we need to write a brief questionnaire to discover her knowledge/her husband's knowledge of the Clitoris.
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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #55 on: June 15, 2006, 12:38:26 am »
1)  Have you ever had multiple orgasms?

End of test.
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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #56 on: June 15, 2006, 12:47:22 am »
My point was more that it not only missed one, it missed TWO people.


Either that or her husband is also a dickhead (figuratively speaking).
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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #57 on: June 15, 2006, 12:51:06 am »
As fun as this discussion has become, I need to address an important issue.

Quote from: CortJstr on June 14, 2006, 01:34:39 pm
Don't you mean 3 successive mentions of salad?

Yes. 

Well, no. Rather, it is what I should have meant.  This is why I should not be allowed near computers in the morning, especially when I am in an empty lab and no one is around to read over my shoulder and tell me I'm being a moron.

I recant my entire post about Onstad's poor writing skills regarding his superfluous mention of salad.  Wombat is right, of course; two uses would have been overkill, but three indicates the development of a theme.

I am sorry to have let you down, TOUAMB.  I hereby pledge to refrain from making snotty grammar-related comments for the rest of the week (until Sunday), no matter how ugly things get.  This is my solemn vow.

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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #58 on: June 15, 2006, 01:13:25 am »
Quote from: misterqueue on June 14, 2006, 09:30:00 pm
Sooo... they were going to name a certain piece of our business in a meeting right? 

The suggested name was $businessname Lending Information Technology.

The problem?  Our $businessname starts with a C.

"Uh... guys.. that spells clit."  Uproarious nervous laughter abounds.  Now, just imagine if you will... after the meeting being pulled aside and asked by a woman of nearly 50 what in the hell a clit was. Imagine she's also your boss.  Imagine she has 2 kids so she must presumably get it on.

I really kind of understood her entire life in that moment.

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I think it comes down to a choice between "The League Against Salivating Monsters" or my own personal preference, which is "The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society". Erm, one drawback with that - the abbreviation is "CLITORIS".

Also, I shall be tempted for the rest of the week to purposely make even worse grammar/spelling errors than those I would just make anyway due to my own sordid ignorance.
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Re: 14 June 2006 -- Vlad, you make prison sound like a man-rape conga line.
« Reply #59 on: June 15, 2006, 01:30:24 am »
Quote from: AlohaDawg on June 14, 2006, 11:44:28 pm
I doubt her husband would be much help here, or she would know.

So here is a woman born presumably in the 50's and somehow throughout the 1960's in America managed to miss finding out what a clitoris is.

Well, her pastor has got to be proud of her anyhow.

Just because she doesn't know what it's called doesn't mean she doesn't know how it works.

I mean, you don't know the exact name for every piece and part of your automobile, but you still drive around, right?
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