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Author Topic: 23 June 2006 - Congratulations Cornelius Bear  (Read 7402 times)

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23 June 2006 - Congratulations Cornelius Bear
« on: June 23, 2006, 06:29:56 am »
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=06232006

The bus is a beautiful payoff. It has a monocle and a fierce expression.

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Re: 23 June 2006 - Congratulations Cornelius Bear
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2006, 10:32:25 am »
Notice Lyle in the corner. He has been involved with building automobiles, and subsequently the noises or phrases attributed to the horn of said vehicles. (Christ, I just can't fuck*ng make that sentence work. Apologies to grammar enthusiasts and English speakers everywhere.)

"HERE COMES A HUGE DOILY"

I'd link, but I think everyone here knows what I'm talking about.
« Last Edit: June 23, 2006, 08:01:12 pm by JudyIsADickSlap »
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Re: 23 June 2006 - Congratulations Cornelius Bear
« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2006, 10:39:53 am »
For some reason I can't see Ol' Corny liking Herodotus.  I imagine him saying, "What?  That load of balderdash?  I really can't be bothered."

Maybe he finds it whimsically delightful though, just maybe. 

Lylye-around-the-corner is adorable.  There I said it.  I'm not ashamed.  I'd say it again if you called out my name.

(What the fuck?)
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Re: 23 June 2006 - Congratulations Cornelius Bear
« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2006, 11:59:31 am »
Holy fuck*ng bus!

Also, if you look closely you'll notice that Ray's phone seems to be in further need of replacement. Very nice detail in this strip.
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Re: 23 June 2006 - Congratulations Cornelius Bear
« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2006, 12:01:35 pm »
Quote from: mrdna1 on June 23, 2006, 11:59:31 am
Also, if you look closely you'll notice that Ray's phone seems to be in further need of replacement. Very nice detail in this strip.

Where are his Phone Balls??
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Re: 23 June 2006 - Congratulations Cornelius Bear
« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2006, 12:48:47 pm »
Quote from: MrCB on June 23, 2006, 12:01:35 pm
Where are his Phone Balls??

The Chat Sack is for cell phones. Here Ray is using his hell of jillapidated cordless phone at home.

I mean, I guess you could put a Chat Sack on a cordless but it just would be right. It would be like putting a cherry on top of an ice cream cone.
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Re: 23 June 2006 - Congratulations Cornelius Bear
« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2006, 01:44:01 pm »
"Yeah the idea is that the horn will play Jesu Joy of Man's Desiring"

Pure.  Class.
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Re: 23 June 2006 - Congratulations Cornelius Bear
« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2006, 01:55:06 pm »
The bus has gargoyles!

The lantern looks a lot like Little Nephew's Goth Beacon.
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Re: 23 June 2006 - Congratulations Cornelius Bear
« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2006, 04:24:34 pm »
Does anyone have a small hope that The Old School Bus will become a T-shirt design?
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Re: 23 June 2006 - Congratulations Cornelius Bear
« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2006, 05:39:16 pm »
"The bus has gargoyles!" sounds like... 1940s slang for "bein' crazy".

As though a military officer would ask someone at a check-point...

"Hey, did you hear about the Cubs score last night? That homerun was like... a bus that had gargoyles!"

"But a... Cub is a... child bear..."

"DIE RATZI!" Rat-tat-tat!

Etc.
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Re: 23 June 2006 - Congratulations Cornelius Bear
« Reply #10 on: June 23, 2006, 06:44:34 pm »
I'll admit it: if this became a T-shirt, I would probably buy it. As it stands, it's a really classy payoff to a uneven story arc, and that's awesome. Hell, if this was all just an excuse for Gargoyle Bus, the arc is already vindicated.
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Re: 23 June 2006 - Congratulations Cornelius Bear
« Reply #11 on: June 23, 2006, 07:48:44 pm »
Quote from: JudyIsADickSlap on June 23, 2006, 10:32:25 am
Notice Lyle in the corner. He has been involved with building automobiles and the subsequent noises the horns make before.

The subsequent noises the horns make before.

I'm sorry, I having issues parsing this sentence. What?
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Re: 23 June 2006 - Congratulations Cornelius Bear
« Reply #12 on: June 23, 2006, 07:52:03 pm »
Quote from: AlohaDawg on June 23, 2006, 07:48:44 pm
The subsequent noises the horns make before.

I'm sorry, I having issues parsing this sentence. What?

I believe he meant "and the subsequent noises the horns make, before"

As in, he has done this before (where this = worked on cars and their subsequent horn noises)

Awkward Judy.. didn't you guys invent the language?
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Re: 23 June 2006 - Congratulations Cornelius Bear
« Reply #13 on: June 23, 2006, 07:57:58 pm »
Quote from: AlohaDawg on June 23, 2006, 07:48:44 pm
The subsequent noises the horns make before.

I'm sorry, I having issues parsing this sentence. What?

Bloody hell. This is what an A* in GCSE English gets me. Fixed! In all fairness, I posted just as I had woken up. (You'll probably have noticed that my post quality fluctuates wildly according to local time. Well, pretty much all the time. So that's permanently bad posts, then.)
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Re: 23 June 2006 - Congratulations Cornelius Bear
« Reply #14 on: June 23, 2006, 09:51:38 pm »
This bus is something you would drive to Burning Man.  It would shame everyone there.  I have never wanted to own and modify a school bus more in my life.

If you'll excuse me, I have some internet to search.
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