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July 3, 2006: BITCHES don't you DARE LISTEN
« on: July 03, 2006, 04:08:06 am »
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=07032006

what's flour water again?

So for the I don't know how many times time I missed out on getting a Birthday Strip. This will officially be my birthday strip even though it's off by one day because it's pretty awesome.

I get gastronomic distress kind of often these days and it sucks, because half of it is I eat Bad Foods pretty often and the other half is I'm kind of nervous sometimes when I'm out with friends so I only really get embarrassing problems when it's the most public situation.
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Re: July 3, 2006: BITCHES don't you DARE LISTEN
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2006, 04:13:03 am »
Those last three panels had me in hysterics.

Note to self: use "pimp skitters" and/or "sinner's ass" to describe any digestive malfeasance I have in the future.
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Re: July 3, 2006: BITCHES don't you DARE LISTEN
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2006, 04:22:27 am »
Flour water is just water with some flour dissolved in it?

Or is it beer?
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Re: July 3, 2006: BITCHES don't you DARE LISTEN
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2006, 06:12:55 am »
I would say it is water with flour in it.

was Snoop Dog a pimp? I was not aware of this.
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Re: July 3, 2006: BITCHES don't you DARE LISTEN
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2006, 06:29:23 am »
I met a pimp today, and he said that he made more money than his "bitches".  Him and his friends were also the first people in Oklahoma I have seen with teeth grills.  But seriously, pimps ain't cool.
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Re: July 3, 2006: BITCHES don't you DARE LISTEN
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2006, 06:56:41 am »
It's faster to find a beach towel and get two hos to hold it between your legs than it is to find a public restroom?
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Re: July 3, 2006: BITCHES don't you DARE LISTEN
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2006, 08:01:50 am »
This comic relies on the diarrhea-ridden rapper archetype.
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Re: July 3, 2006: BITCHES don't you DARE LISTEN
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2006, 08:20:09 am »
Quote from: ananke on July 03, 2006, 06:56:41 am
It's faster to find a beach towel and get two hos to hold it between your legs than it is to find a public restroom?

Snoop Dogg always has hos, and obviously he's also a dude who always knows where his towel is.

Or was that Mos Def?
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Re: July 3, 2006: BITCHES don't you DARE LISTEN
« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2006, 08:28:04 am »
I'm assuming the title came from the alt-text, I cannot know this for certain as it seems Onstad has caved to the religious right who are trying to steal our freedoms!!!

Sass is a woefully underused word, I want to bring that one back into common circulation starting right now.

I'd like to hear about some nice Pimps that do right by their ho's you know? Dental, Maternity Leave, all nurturing and supportive of decisions that lead to future non-ho career paths, all that jazz.
Embracing only the abusive pimp stereotype hurts us all.
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Re: July 3, 2006: BITCHES don't you DARE LISTEN
« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2006, 09:44:42 am »
It appears that Onstad has changed the alt-text this morning. I can only suppose that he thinks that the word 'dare' is not a big part of gangster parlance.

Anyone else think the implied pronunciation of Ray's uncle Gérard's name is kind of funny?
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Re: July 3, 2006: BITCHES don't you DARE LISTEN
« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2006, 10:11:19 am »
This is far too many colloquialisms in the morning for me.


Heh.. sass gut.
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Re: July 3, 2006: BITCHES don't you DARE LISTEN
« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2006, 12:35:47 pm »
Can't you just imagine a Good Ol' Boy sitting down around the fire at his logging camp. big bushy white beard and checkshirt. Sittin' there with with a corncob pipe jammed firmly between his teeth, pouring himself a few fingers of prime moonshine "For to calmin' down ma sass gut"

Actually, that sounds kinda like Lyle
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Re: July 3, 2006: BITCHES don't you DARE LISTEN
« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2006, 12:36:55 pm »
Quote from: KeithHernandez on July 03, 2006, 06:29:23 am
I met a pimp today, and he said that he made more money than his "bitches".

What, from selling his own body? I'm confused on this one.

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But seriously, pimps ain't cool.

They're certainly not.
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Re: July 3, 2006: BITCHES don't you DARE LISTEN
« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2006, 12:39:44 pm »
Quote from: oball on July 03, 2006, 08:20:09 am
Snoop Dogg always has hos, and obviously he's also a dude who always knows where his towel is.

Or was that Mos Def?

I thought that was Ford Prefect.
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Re: July 3, 2006: BITCHES don't you DARE LISTEN
« Reply #14 on: July 03, 2006, 12:44:07 pm »
Quote from: MrCB on July 03, 2006, 12:35:47 pm
Can't you just imagine a Good Ol' Boy

Actually, that sounds kinda like Lyle

Lyle would never drive the General Lee.   And not just because of his bad choice of tattoos.

The Lyle, he is many things, but he is not a Good Ol' Boy is all I am saying.
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