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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #15 on: July 04, 2006, 05:54:22 am »
um, I have seen a picture of Q. I think.

it is pretty guessable.
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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #16 on: July 04, 2006, 12:20:27 pm »
Quote from: Doc on July 04, 2006, 05:19:11 am
I'm guessing there's even odds the most of the folks who have been round a while know what AW looks like but for newer folk like myself would you mind not saying who is who when you post? I'd like the chance to guess, see if the insanity of Q is visible in his eyes without needing to be told it's there.

If he does this terrible thing, it will be painfully obvious.
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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #17 on: July 04, 2006, 05:02:22 pm »
Doc: Mr. looks like a young lad, Aug looks like a better kept Phillip Seymour Hoffman.  The difference will be obvious.
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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #18 on: July 04, 2006, 05:56:09 pm »
Q looks like Adorable McCutey##### and August looks like the person who you will trust with your life when you have been thrown in jail for a murder you did not commit.  Don't listen to all the stuff about how he really works on lawyering for state government stuff or whatever his cover story is these days.
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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #19 on: July 04, 2006, 05:59:11 pm »
Quote from: wombat on July 04, 2006, 05:56:09 pm
Q looks like Adorable McCutey****** and August looks like the person who you will trust with your life when you have been thrown in jail for a murder you did not commit.  Don't listen to all the stuff about how he really works on lawyering for state government stuff or whatever his cover story is these days.

I do not look like that!

AugustWest looks like he could take two shots to the gut and two fingers of bourbon just to fight for that red-headed dame what walked into his office a few years hence.  He only keeps two friends: His lead briefcase and a briefcase fulla lead.  He is, AugustWest: Film Noir Attorney At Law!
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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #20 on: July 04, 2006, 06:13:45 pm »
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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #21 on: July 04, 2006, 06:17:43 pm »
Ok then - Q looks like the guy who's sharing your cell when you get thrown into jail for the murder you did not commit.  The guy who August will refuse to represent.

Is that better?
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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #22 on: July 04, 2006, 06:19:06 pm »
Ha, ha.

Aug looks all friendly, Mr. looks like he's eight and was just told he can't have any ice cream.  Awsome.

Also, Mr. I've said it before, I'll say it again, you look like my SO's long lost twin.  It is fucked up how much you look like him.  He even has the exact same shirt.  It is so messed up to me.  
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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #23 on: July 04, 2006, 06:32:02 pm »
man, q, you look different with Hair.
didn't you formerly have less hair?
I feel like you had less hair before.
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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #24 on: July 04, 2006, 06:34:15 pm »
Quote from: wombat on July 04, 2006, 05:56:09 pm
Q looks like Adorable McCutey******

Sorry, couldn't help myself.

Q, I have no idea why you did not want that picture to be shown; you look like a cross between Joe Cole and Orneryboy in that pose, which is just beyond great. You do look distinctly disgruntled at the whole situation, though. I can imagine August was trying to coax you into the 'hands on hips' position, but you were having none of it. Come to think of it, you two would make the perfect 'buddy movie'. Basically, I am talking too much!

August, you look SAFE. And I don't mean that in the hip-hop sense.
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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #25 on: July 04, 2006, 06:39:32 pm »
oh man, I am so making a fanfic about aug and Q meeting up. it will be Buddy Movie to the max.

it will be intense
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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #26 on: July 04, 2006, 06:44:36 pm »
It would actually be a pretty good picture if I wasn't all Earl Hickey in it.
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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #27 on: July 04, 2006, 06:51:28 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on July 04, 2006, 06:39:32 pm
oh man, I am so making a fanfic about aug and Q meeting up. it will be Buddy Movie to the max.

it will be intense

Back off, sunshine. If anyone is going to be writing fan-fiction, it's going to be me!

(I am posting too much today. Can someone please confirm this.)
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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #28 on: July 04, 2006, 07:04:10 pm »
I had only seen said photo in the sun with terrible lighting.

Basically I am all surly about a picture being taken of me, especially while wearing jeans.  And yes I do look 8 and I am sorry to have creeped you out by my similaritude with known persons Smells.


TI: Yes, I shaved my head naught but two months prior.  My hair grows really really fast.  (It was also red before I shaved it, as flickr can attest to)

Aug Looks weirdly like Sean Connery in the Indiana Jones movies here.  I don't know what he's complaining about.


As for me: Worst. Picture. Ever.
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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #29 on: July 04, 2006, 07:37:15 pm »
August you are looking rather trim.  Giving up alcohol has done wonders for your gut.

~Paul
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