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Re: TRIP TO INDIA!
« Reply #75 on: July 14, 2006, 03:13:18 pm »
Paul - if you think about it, whichever way you move you are always in one direction or another that much closer to India.
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Re: TRIP TO INDIA!
« Reply #76 on: July 14, 2006, 05:49:11 pm »
July 14th, 12:46 PM - Having spent the morning doing WASPy things like disinfecting the kitchen counter tops, I am reminded that I am half white.  Maybe I am not an Indian today?
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Re: TRIP TO INDIA!
« Reply #77 on: July 14, 2006, 05:56:45 pm »
Indians don't keep thier counters clean?  That is hella nasty.

~Paul
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Re: TRIP TO INDIA!
« Reply #78 on: July 14, 2006, 10:43:33 pm »
Today I read a short story about an event happening in India. The lack of empathy I felt with the English girl in Delhi further reinforces the inescapable fact that I am neither A) Female or B) In India.

Maybe tomorrow.
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Re: TRIP TO INDIA!
« Reply #79 on: July 14, 2006, 11:42:20 pm »
Quote from: JudyIsADickSlap on July 14, 2006, 10:43:33 pm
Today I read a short story about an event happening in India. The lack of empathy I felt with the English girl in Delhi further reinforces the inescapable fact that I am neither A) Female or B) In India.

Maybe tomorrow.

<Scott Thompson>Oh Mom, by the way, I'm becoming an Indian woman.</Scott Thompson>
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Re: TRIP TO INDIA!
« Reply #80 on: July 15, 2006, 04:35:27 am »
MAYBE today!
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Re: TRIP TO INDIA!
« Reply #81 on: July 15, 2006, 05:18:05 am »
I am back in El Segundo now, and have resumed my standard distance from India.

But soon!

When I make my Ray money (by selling my soul to the devil for a magical Yngwie Malmsteen Signature Strat), we're ALL going to India. 

Or at least the Bombay Cafe down on Pico.

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Re: TRIP TO INDIA!
« Reply #82 on: July 15, 2006, 06:09:46 am »
I'm watching Namaste America on public television. I'm a little closer to India in spirit if not physically.

Update: I Spy has come on, so my spirit has moved from India to 60s Hollywood Japan.
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Re: TRIP TO INDIA!
« Reply #83 on: July 15, 2006, 09:00:46 am »
Quote from: AugustWest on July 08, 2006, 03:45:24 pm
I was in Indiana the other day.  That should be worth something.

India? Na.
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Re: TRIP TO INDIA!
« Reply #84 on: July 15, 2006, 04:40:54 pm »
Quote from: Limmo on July 15, 2006, 05:18:05 am
I am back in El Segundo now, and have resumed my standard distance from India.

I hear that's a popular place for people to leave their wallets.
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Re: TRIP TO INDIA!
« Reply #85 on: July 16, 2006, 10:07:02 am »
Fred Sanford always cracked jokes about El Segundo back in the day, too.
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Re: TRIP TO INDIA!
« Reply #86 on: July 25, 2006, 07:17:52 am »
Quote from: CortJstr on July 15, 2006, 04:40:54 pm
I hear that's a popular place for people to leave their wallets.

Hell of hott fast food ladies.
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Re: TRIP TO INDIA!
« Reply #87 on: July 25, 2006, 07:36:04 am »
Not today!
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Re: TRIP TO INDIA!
« Reply #88 on: July 25, 2006, 08:48:58 am »
I came home, she lifted up my wings, I think that this must be the place.

But it is not India.
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Re: TRIP TO INDIA!
« Reply #89 on: July 25, 2006, 04:36:44 pm »
I have tracked India through vast heathen jungles; sweaty and foreboding.  Though I can hear its hearkening footsteps taunting ahead of me, I have been unable to keep the lumbering beast down enough for me to capture its essence.

I know it will be my death, one day, soon; in this canopy battlefield of my soul.

But for today, no... no India.
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