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[AugustWest]

AW proves my point exactly.

If you weren't so adorably cute I'd have to beat you for saying that.

[misterqueue]

I'm a scamp!  Wait.. you hittin' on me sailor?   

[Hobot]

While I am at the beach, you can be sure I will visit Try My Nuts to photograph all the crazy hot sauces.

I kept my promise.

I've seen this one, plus the matching thong for sale here.

As have I.

It's true that hot sauces that I've seen often don't hesitate to dance at the line of moral comfort for me, especially the ones that specifically tell you that they will hurt your ass, refer to shitting, etc.

Saw those, too.

[side_show]

Yeesh!  See, a flaming rectum doesn't make me want to use said condiment, or place said condiment near things I will be eating!

Also, Hobot, now I have a crush on you too.  Thanks for that.

[pmcd9]

Spectacular Hobot, you are our winner.

~Paul

[Ben-San]

Does the yellow police tape indicate the high-scoville Dave's Insanity types?

[theinevitable]

wow,I love those pictures.

also: I really was made uncomfortable by some of those hotsauces. Wow.

[AlohaDawg]

There are just so many of them and with basically the same ingredients (peppers, vinegar) that I can't help but think that there are maybe one or two factories actually making and bottling (with a couple of bottle options) the sauce and another two or three cranking out the whimsical labeling. The stores must be buying them assorted - there can't be a case of each sauce in the backroom, can there?

I've always wondered what the creative and boardroom meetings of such an enterprise would be like.

[pmcd9]

I've always wondered what the creative and boardroom meetings of such an enterprise would be like.

It's probably something like this.

~Paul

[Drygioni]

I've always wondered what the creative and boardroom meetings of such an enterprise would be like.

"My friends, this is some excellent shit"

[theinevitable]

no, man. It will be like the one where Ray looks at his Stew and makes suggestions to a store as to which products to produce. Maybe it was Home Depot?

[Ben-San]

There are just so many of them and with basically the same ingredients (peppers, vinegar) that I can't help but think that there are maybe one or two factories actually making and bottling (with a couple of bottle options) the sauce and another two or three cranking out the whimsical labeling. The stores must be buying them assorted - there can't be a case of each sauce in the backroom, can there?

There are a lot that are just "pepper, salt, vinegar" but you can get some interesting flavors even just by working with the pepper blend. Then you've got various herbs, spices, and fruits that get added in. Probably a lot of what's on those shelves is basically the same, but there is also almost certainly enough variety that sampling the different ones would be interesting.

This does not apply so much to the superhots, which can have any damn ingredients they want but the capsaicin extract will make them impossible to taste.

[V-Adore]

Yeah, I'm with wombat. Nothing named "Rectum Ripper," let alone featuring a label of a flaming rectum, is coming anywhere within 100 feet of my kitchen. The "Sir Fartalot" just confuses me, though. Misguided whimsy?

[side_show]

Upon further investigation I found that in the wild world of hot sauces, there are some extravagently expensive ones.  I wonder what sort of person buys a bottle of sauce just short of $1000? 

[jough]

Apparently you've never tasted thousand dollar hot sauce.