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Re: PROBLEM: I was unlawfully detained by Octogenarian Receipt Nazis
« Reply #45 on: January 20, 2007, 06:06:13 pm »
The joke is that I can say stuff, and it's sort of like a pizza dough. Then, you guys put things on that pizza dough. Some of you have made EXCELLENT PIZZA.
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Re: PROBLEM: I was unlawfully detained by Octogenarian Receipt Nazis
« Reply #46 on: January 20, 2007, 06:34:05 pm »
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Today, I ate a steak sandwich and also a slice of cake.

The better analogy would be:

"Today, I ate a steak sandwich and also a slice of cake. They were AWFUL and I'm going to put the POOR PEOPLE responsible in PRISON for THE REST OF THEIR LIVES and then I'm going to SUE the RICH PEOPLE who OWN THE RESTAURANT for LOTS AND LOTS OF MONEY. I have lawyers and everything. Also, I am kidding. Also, I am not kidding. The steak was not good despite being the most inexpensive steak I have ever eaten and I hate poor people. Well, I don't hate poor people, that was just a story you helped me tell but I am suing the restaurant. Hello, my name is Eric Bishoff."
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Re: PROBLEM: I was unlawfully detained by Octogenarian Receipt Nazis
« Reply #47 on: January 20, 2007, 06:36:32 pm »
"And then I made pizza from it."
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Re: PROBLEM: I was unlawfully detained by Octogenarian Receipt Nazis
« Reply #48 on: January 20, 2007, 06:56:56 pm »
Wait, no, I think I get it.

The joke is that he is a dick in Wal-Mart, and also he is a dick on the Internet.

Am I closer now? Let me try again.

"Today I ate a steak sandwich. The mustard on the sandwich was you."
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Re: PROBLEM: I was unlawfully detained by Octogenarian Receipt Nazis
« Reply #49 on: January 20, 2007, 07:09:06 pm »
"In Soviet Russia, receipt submits YOU for inspection."
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Re: PROBLEM: I was unlawfully detained by Octogenarian Receipt Nazis
« Reply #50 on: January 20, 2007, 07:25:14 pm »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on January 20, 2007, 06:34:05 pm
The better analogy would be:

"Today, I ate a steak sandwich and also a slice of cake. They were AWFUL and I'm going to put the POOR PEOPLE responsible in PRISON for THE REST OF THEIR LIVES and then I'm going to SUE the RICH PEOPLE who OWN THE RESTAURANT for LOTS AND LOTS OF MONEY. I have lawyers and everything. Also, I am kidding. Also, I am not kidding. The steak was not good despite being the most inexpensive steak I have ever eaten and I hate poor people. Well, I don't hate poor people, that was just a story you helped me tell but I am suing the restaurant. Hello, my name is Eric Bishoff."

You are rad. YOU. ARE. RAD.
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Re: PROBLEM: I was unlawfully detained by Octogenarian Receipt Nazis
« Reply #51 on: January 20, 2007, 07:40:20 pm »
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You are rad. YOU. ARE. RAD.

Oh, pshaw.

If I am rad at all, I am merely the rad chili peppers on your pizza of justice.
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Re: PROBLEM: I was unlawfully detained by Octogenarian Receipt Nazis
« Reply #52 on: January 20, 2007, 08:16:28 pm »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on January 20, 2007, 07:40:20 pm
Oh, pshaw.

If I am rad at all, I am merely the rad chili peppers on your pizza of justice.

Pizza of Justice. That is some poetry right there.
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Re: PROBLEM: I was unlawfully detained by Octogenarian Receipt Nazis
« Reply #53 on: January 20, 2007, 10:56:44 pm »
We can't stop here! This is Dada Country!
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Re: PROBLEM: I was unlawfully detained by Octogenarian Receipt Nazis
« Reply #54 on: January 21, 2007, 01:04:34 am »
Quote from: R2DTrousers on January 20, 2007, 11:09:14 pm
You can keep peeling off lawyers - it's lawyers all the way down.

Damn right!
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Re: PROBLEM: I was unlawfully detained by Octogenarian Receipt Nazis
« Reply #55 on: January 21, 2007, 04:11:46 am »
not a one of my friends here had ever heard the elephants thing. that made me really unhappy. I feel like I have read it in at least a dozen different places.
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Re: PROBLEM: I was unlawfully detained by Octogenarian Receipt Nazis
« Reply #56 on: January 22, 2007, 04:33:53 am »
It is worse than I thought.  We've gone from fan fictions right into the dreaded heart of ACHE-LARP.
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Re: PROBLEM: I was unlawfully detained by Octogenarian Receipt Nazis
« Reply #57 on: January 22, 2007, 05:48:27 am »
Although I would never follow his course of action, I have some sympathy for Fooker's position. Just wanted to throw that out there.
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Re: PROBLEM: I was unlawfully detained by Octogenarian Receipt Nazis
« Reply #58 on: January 22, 2007, 06:20:52 am »
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It is worse than I thought.  We've gone from fan fictions right into the dreaded heart of ACHE-LARP.

Now, again, that's actually an amazingly funny mental image.

Ten or fifteen fat guys and two or three very plain women (who mostly hang out with them because it's the one place they'll be treated as totally hot) all getting together in a basement with Cheetos and Mountain Dew and live-action-roleplaying as... like...

People at a CVS.

Role-playing as people who work the counter, the one lonely security guard napping in the back... role-playing as the lady who freaks out that some cosmetic has gone up a dollar in price... role-playing as the teenage girl who is talking on her cell phone very loudly about standing in line with a bunch of losers... role-playing as the greasy dude trying to pass off a photocopy as a hundred dollar bill... role-playing as a jerk who wants to get all Sophomore-Philosophy-Major about the mild inconvenience of a receipt check...

People role-playing Completely Boring Things.

Y-hw-h? Right after the every blogger does a webcomic? Please get on this fad.

DMV larping. Call-centre-job larping. Waiting while your car gets an oil change larping.

Oh man. It would be so awful to do and so funny to watch.

EDIT: "Aw man, I rolled a one on a twelve-sided die! I gotta stand behind the old man who thinks the Photo Girl can explain Medicare Part B to him! Thankfully, I have a Magazine of Gossip that is +4 against Boredom..."
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Re: PROBLEM: I was unlawfully detained by Octogenarian Receipt Nazis
« Reply #59 on: January 22, 2007, 09:10:39 am »
Are you still on hold?  If so, roll against patience to see if you hang up.

Is your customer still holding?  If so, roll against apathy to see if you answer.  Extra roll against culture to see if you are from India.

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