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Author Topic: February 8, 2007 - "They just made me watch some videos about not whackin off"  (Read 4724 times)

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February 8, 2007 - "They just made me watch some videos about not whackin off"
« on: February 08, 2007, 12:45:20 am »
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The tiny mammal has been getting terror-laid for years.
« Last Edit: February 08, 2007, 12:48:15 am by V-Adore »
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Re: February 8, 2007 - "They just made me watch some videos about not whackin of
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2007, 12:49:19 am »
The idea that Heaven, for Todd, is like prison without the rape: priceless.
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Re: February 8, 2007 - "They just made me watch some videos about not whackin of
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2007, 12:49:30 am »
wow. gross.

terror-laid.

oh no.
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Re: February 8, 2007 - "They just made me watch some videos about not whackin of
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2007, 12:49:58 am »
If heaven is really just a good place to learn how to make bongs i may have to reconsider this atheism thing...
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Re: February 8, 2007 - "They just made me watch some videos about not whackin off"
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2007, 01:21:43 am »
Quote from: V-Adore on February 08, 2007, 12:49:19 am
The idea that Heaven, for Todd, is like prison without the rape: priceless.

How did Todd even get into heaven? Hell seemed a much better fit for him. I bet he even likes Friendly's.
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Re: February 8, 2007 - "They just made me watch some videos about not whackin of
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2007, 02:03:58 am »
my dad worked at Friendly's.

he brings it up constantly, to the point that you'd think it was the greatest job ever.

"Step aside and let a professional scoop that icecream-- I worked at Friendly's!"
"Do you think I worked at Friendly's for 2 years without learning how to make a banana split? Jesus!"

it's weird as all hell. considering ice-cream is not one of his major interests or goals.
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Re: February 8, 2007 - "They just made me watch some videos about not whackin of
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2007, 02:32:56 am »
Have we ever seen Todd as close up as the third panel?  He's got a Disney sort of look to him that's rather disturbing, all things considered.
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Re: February 8, 2007 - "They just made me watch some videos about not whackin off"
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2007, 03:32:06 am »
I was about to say "Heaven un-burned down..." but then I remembered.

Cartoon cats.
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Re: February 8, 2007 - "They just made me watch some videos about not whackin of
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2007, 03:32:21 am »
Quote from: wombat on February 08, 2007, 02:32:56 am
Have we ever seen Todd as close up as the third panel?  He's got a Disney sort of look to him that's rather disturbing, all things considered.

I was just thinking that. The little bastard is almost cute-looking when zoomed in so closely.
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Re: February 8, 2007 - "They just made me watch some videos about not whackin of
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2007, 03:49:03 am »
Heh heh.  Todd.
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Re: February 8, 2007 - "They just made me watch some videos about not whackin of
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2007, 04:23:48 am »
Quote from: wombat on February 08, 2007, 02:32:56 am
Have we ever seen Todd as close up as the third panel?  He's got a Disney sort of look to him that's rather disturbing, all things considered.

I am sure there was one other time, and I'm also fairly sure it was pretty recently.  Perhaps the one where he dies for America's Funniest Home Videos?

Edit: I was right!  It is this one.
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Re: February 8, 2007 - "They just made me watch some videos about not whackin off"
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2007, 05:16:07 am »
Ah, Todd, that fuckin' guy!
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Re: February 8, 2007 - "They just made me watch some videos about not whackin of
« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2007, 05:32:13 am »
Quote from: jough on February 08, 2007, 05:16:07 am
Ah, Todd, that fuckin' guy!

I was going to call Todd a run-of-the-mill guy. Like "Oh Todd, that guy." But I agree with this statement more.

Also, I think that Todd is not a Cartoon Cat but a Cartoon Squirrel.

Also, I'm not sure how many members of the modern prison population have conveniently Italian sounding name.
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Re: February 8, 2007 - "They just made me watch some videos about not whackin off"
« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2007, 06:17:54 am »
When I saw the exclamation point above Todd's head, I imagined the Metal Gear Solid guard alert sound.

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Re: February 8, 2007 - "They just made me watch some videos about not whackin of
« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2007, 07:16:12 am »
Quote from: Fooker on February 08, 2007, 06:17:54 am
When I saw the exclamation point above Todd's head, I imagined the Metal Gear Solid guard alert sound.
Not to mention the motion lines in panel 3 make him look like the enemy soldiers when they are shaking while you point your gun at them.  Hold that panel long enough and he will drop a little container with a quarter ounce of smack in it and a dog tag with the name "Suckin' Dick on it.
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