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Re: Pretend Sports
« Reply #735 on: September 21, 2007, 07:37:05 pm »

Yeah, but, I'm all for putting Bush on the periphery.

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Re: Pretend Sports
« Reply #736 on: September 21, 2007, 08:50:18 pm »
I am excited for the 2-0 start of my Packers, but I think that the Chargers have a little something to prove, and will most likely prove it this week.  At least this will keep our young team from getting too full of themselves.
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Re: Pretend Sports
« Reply #737 on: September 21, 2007, 09:12:51 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on September 21, 2007, 09:02:00 pm
I feed you wolves softballs just to see how hard you can smash it out of the park.

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Re: Pretend Sports
« Reply #738 on: September 22, 2007, 02:49:10 pm »
It probably looks like I'm destroying Keith in the baseball finals right now, but a closer look at the stats reveals just how precarious my lead is:

3 runs
1 HR
1 SB
1 W
5 K
0.08 WHIP

A decent-sized gust of wind in the other direction, and I'm looking at a 7-3 deficit. God, I wish the final was only one week. I don't feel so great about the sustainability of this lead.
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Re: Pretend Sports
« Reply #739 on: September 23, 2007, 09:49:38 pm »
The interesting thing about Pretend Football is that every week, I seem to have the combination of players necessary to win that week and it is just that I use the wrong guys.

It's fascinating.
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Re: Pretend Sports
« Reply #740 on: September 23, 2007, 10:05:10 pm »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on September 23, 2007, 09:49:38 pm
The interesting thing about Pretend Football is that every week, I seem to have the combination of players necessary to win that week and it is just that I use the wrong guys.

It's fascinating.

This is the beauty and horror of pretend football.
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Re: Pretend Sports
« Reply #741 on: September 24, 2007, 03:15:07 am »
Quote from: Lister on September 23, 2007, 10:05:10 pm
This is the beauty and horror of pretend football.

Stupid unpredictable Donovan McNabb...
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Re: Pretend Sports
« Reply #742 on: September 24, 2007, 10:22:28 am »
High score 2 weeks running. Motherfuck*ng Walrus pwned jall.
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Re: Pretend Sports
« Reply #743 on: September 24, 2007, 11:43:45 am »
actually, we are tied and both have a guy who catches passes from Brees playing tonight.  Mine is a tight end, so you will probably win, but still.
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Re: Pretend Sports
« Reply #744 on: September 25, 2007, 03:54:37 pm »
There are 49 running backs with better numbers than Maurice Jones-Drew, yet he remains on the can't cut list. 

I'm not quite ready to dump him yet, but if he can't at least put put a 50 yard game sometime soon I'm going to need that roster spot.
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Re: Pretend Sports
« Reply #745 on: September 26, 2007, 04:06:53 am »
As bad as my team looked after the auto-draft, I was afraid to further modify it for fear I'd only mess things up even worse. Figures I'm third place now. Only in the screwy NFL.
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Re: Pretend Sports
« Reply #746 on: September 26, 2007, 04:25:21 pm »
I would also like to mention that my lead in the baseball final is down to 6-3 after being up by 9-1 as recently as Thursday. Is it worth it to make the final round only to see your team choke in historic fashion? I'm awaiting the answer.
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Re: Pretend Sports
« Reply #747 on: September 26, 2007, 08:38:48 pm »
Quote from: melack on September 26, 2007, 04:06:53 am
As bad as my team looked after the auto-draft, I was afraid to further modify it for fear I'd only mess things up even worse. Figures I'm third place now. Only in the screwy NFL.
I'm still cautiously watching my auto-drafted team and seeing how the whole fantasy system works.  I've switched kickers because apparently San Diego doesn't believe in field goals, and no matter how studly your kicker is, he doesn't earn fantasy points sitting on his ass.  Maybe they should get some credit for touchbacks or coverage stops inside the 20.  I picked up Dallas' kicker and he's doing much better.  OK kicker + lots of field goal opportunities > awesome kicker knocking in PATs.
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Re: Pretend Sports
« Reply #748 on: September 29, 2007, 04:38:42 am »
Quote from: melack on September 26, 2007, 04:25:21 pm
I would also like to mention that my lead in the baseball final is down to 6-3 after being up by 9-1 as recently as Thursday. Is it worth it to make the final round only to see your team choke in historic fashion? I'm awaiting the answer.

That's been one hell of a final, and looking at the recent transactions for the past week it's obvious Radiodread has been fighting tooth and nail to make up that deficit.  Two days left in the season, and in only two of the ten categories does one team hold a comfortable lead over the other, both in his favor.

Meanwhile, I'm trying to pick up some extra stolen bases to get a third-place sweep.  Not quite the series I had hoped for, but at least LFM can take solace in the fact that we are also matched up in the hockey league this week, where he will likely kick my ass.

Turns out Niedermayer wasn't fragged, he... retired?  At least he's not on the don't cut list anymore.  I could have had a much longer season ahead.  Not that that's saying much.
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Re: Pretend Sports
« Reply #749 on: September 29, 2007, 06:26:08 am »
Yeah, it looks like Keith is taking the "cut the motherfuckers who don't have any more scheduled starts" approach. It's actually quite brilliant.
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