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Re: Pretend Sports
« Reply #870 on: November 21, 2007, 06:46:36 am »
Quote from: melack on November 15, 2007, 05:58:32 pm
So apparently A-Rod has "side-stepped" Scott Boras, and is on the verge of signing a 10yr/$275m contract. Holy fuck?
Yea man, evidently Warren Buffet is like some kind of 1-800-help-line for zillionaires.
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Re: Pretend Sports
« Reply #871 on: November 22, 2007, 09:10:56 pm »
You know your fantasy team sucks when your bench pretend kicker scores a bunch of points and you're already convinced that you're going to lose, because you chose the wrong pretend kicker.

The KICKER, for God's friggin'.
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Re: Pretend Sports
« Reply #872 on: November 23, 2007, 06:23:08 pm »
I don't even know who my kicker is.
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Re: Pretend Sports
« Reply #873 on: November 25, 2007, 12:05:36 am »
By the way:

Universe? Hi, it's Mike.

I'd like baseball back now. Thanks.
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Re: Pretend Sports
« Reply #874 on: November 25, 2007, 03:08:22 am »
Me too. I don't know shit about the NFL, so naturally, my team sucks. And despite the fact that I know/care more about the NBA than 99% of the other white dudes in America, my fantasy basketball team still sucks. But baseball? Man, there's a fantasy sport I'm actually good at.

As evidenced by, well, you know...
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Re: Pretend Sports
« Reply #875 on: November 26, 2007, 05:03:36 am »
Somehow, I still got a chance of winning this week, even though I royally ROYALLY boned myself in terms of kicking and defense choices which... amazes me. I still might get to .500 which... is really my only goal at this point.

Getting up to the six playoff spots is probably unrealistic at this point, too many people ahead of me.

Might get Adrian Peterson back next week, though. That doesn't suck.
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« Reply #876 on: November 26, 2007, 07:30:27 am »
No, you should get the last playoff spot and beat me in the first week, for justice.  (assuming I get first, which I probably won't)


Actually yeah, I will get 2nd or third so you need 6th or7th I guess
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Re: Pretend Sports
« Reply #877 on: November 27, 2007, 04:08:37 am »
Congratulations, whoever took the under in the Miami-Pittsburgh game.

You are officially rich.

Also, I think I somehow TIED this week. Oh man, if only I had competently used my kicker or my D.
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Re: Pretend Sports
« Reply #878 on: November 27, 2007, 05:52:37 am »
I take solace in the fact that the only scoring done in that game was by someone on my fantasy team.

But solace doesn't give me a consistently decent receiver.

Maybe next year I'll pay attention before the draft?
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Re: Pretend Sports
« Reply #879 on: November 27, 2007, 02:56:09 pm »
Loved the punt that just went flut into the ground, no bounce.
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Re: Pretend Sports
« Reply #880 on: November 27, 2007, 03:38:03 pm »
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Loved the punt that just went flut into the ground, no bounce.
dude that was priceless.... well not really, it made me like a hundred bucks.
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Re: Pretend Sports
« Reply #881 on: November 27, 2007, 07:14:15 pm »
Wasn't that great?  The ball looked like it was stuck halfway into the mud. 
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Re: Pretend Sports
« Reply #882 on: November 27, 2007, 07:43:49 pm »
Yeah, that was a full-on lawn dart out there.
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Re: Pretend Sports
« Reply #883 on: November 27, 2007, 09:06:59 pm »
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A) Sean Taylor dies. WTF!?! You just don't expect that shit to happen to these dudes.

Plenty of print on that here in the DC area, as you might expect.  Somewhat surprisingly, Michael Wilbon (of "PTI" fame) wrote in a chat session yesterday something to the effect of "I'm not surprised, the guy's a thug, always been a thug."  Of course, this was after he was shot but before he died; Wilbon might wish he could take that back now.
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Re: Pretend Sports
« Reply #884 on: November 27, 2007, 09:13:58 pm »
All day I thought they were talked about Sean Spraig (sp?) just because he's on the only Redskins player I know named Sean. Assuming he still plays for them/at all.

On WTOP I did hear one person being interviewed say, basically, we can't say anything negative about how he acted in the past because he's dead now.

I kind of wish they'd break from this story for 45 seconds or so to cover any other news happening today.
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