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Re: February 21, 2007 - "A perfectly acceptable car that I sold to a stranger"
« Reply #60 on: February 22, 2007, 01:59:18 pm »
Quote from: Bimmicus on February 21, 2007, 04:56:11 pm
topped off with the scrotum-like visage of felis onstadus.

Linnaeus would be hell of proud right now.  Good show.
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Re: February 21, 2007 - "A perfectly acceptable car that I sold to a stranger"
« Reply #61 on: February 22, 2007, 02:17:52 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on February 22, 2007, 06:18:44 am
watch out. light taps can approach the natural frequency of the titties, and they will explode/kill you.

All soldiers must break step when approaching the titties.
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Re: February 21, 2007 - "A perfectly acceptable car that I sold to a stranger"
« Reply #62 on: February 22, 2007, 04:32:16 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on February 22, 2007, 06:18:44 am
watch out. light taps can approach the natural frequency of the titties, and they will explode/kill you.
Quote from: CortJstr on February 22, 2007, 02:17:52 pm
All soldiers must break step when approaching the titties.

What a delightful mental image.  Cans for you both.

Quote from: Alternate on February 22, 2007, 05:29:12 am
I kind of think of asses as more functional and tits as more decorative -- asses being more likely to provoke a "This is a homeboy!" reaction from me for that reason.  It just seems like there are more ways to complete the sentence "Man, I'd like to ____ that ass," than the sentence "Man, I'd like to ____ those tits."  Maybe just because asses are more durable. 

I remember reading somewhere that our hominid ancestors evolved titties when they began walking upright, because the ass was no longer at eye level and could not be displayed as prominently.  They are basically just decoys.
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Re: February 21, 2007 - "A perfectly acceptable car that I sold to a stranger"
« Reply #63 on: February 22, 2007, 05:24:18 pm »
If selection pressures weren't present, I wonder how big mammaries would be in humans.  Maybe they'd even regress when not needed for lactation. 
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Re: February 21, 2007 - "A perfectly acceptable car that I sold to a stranger"
« Reply #64 on: February 22, 2007, 07:39:21 pm »
don't you ever say that again.
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Re: February 21, 2007 - "A perfectly acceptable car that I sold to a stranger"
« Reply #65 on: February 22, 2007, 08:10:50 pm »
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Rude Titties.

Caution: Rude Titties may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Rude Titties contain a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

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Re: February 21, 2007 - "A perfectly acceptable car that I sold to a stranger"
« Reply #66 on: February 22, 2007, 08:15:46 pm »
prolonged exposure to rude titties may cause combustion.

(too easy? I contemplated "asphyxiation.")
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Re: February 21, 2007 - "A perfectly acceptable car that I sold to a stranger"
« Reply #67 on: February 22, 2007, 08:24:30 pm »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on February 22, 2007, 08:10:50 pm
Discontinue use of Rude Titties if any of the following occurs:
 
itching
vertigo
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Several of those effects are the exact reasons I seek out exposure to Rude Titties in the first place.
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Re: February 21, 2007 - "A perfectly acceptable car that I sold to a stranger"
« Reply #68 on: February 22, 2007, 08:41:01 pm »
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Several of those effects are the exact reasons I seek out exposure to Rude Titties in the first place.

Then you have truely moved up to the next level.

Expect your ecret-say acobell-tay menu in the mail shortly.
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Re: February 21, 2007 - "A perfectly acceptable car that I sold to a stranger"
« Reply #69 on: February 24, 2007, 04:38:18 am »
I'm trying not to let this plot get to me. On the one hand, I find it very funny, and this thread has been making me giggle. On the other hand, I'm feeling sort of bummed because I have very polite titties. I carry all my rudeness on my derrierre. I'm hoping Ray will find a way to appreciate rudeness wherever it may reside on a woman.

I don't know why I feel I need to be validated by Ray. But I do.

I think it's that ballerina f'ed-uppedness talking.

As to a Breast Man drink... I've been wracking my brain for a couple of days. Seems to me it should somehow include Liebfraumilch wine, but I don't think that mixes well with anything. In fact, it's impossible to enjoy it by itself, even.
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Re: February 21, 2007 - "A perfectly acceptable car that I sold to a stranger"
« Reply #70 on: February 24, 2007, 05:02:34 am »
Okay... well, maybe it should be made with Midori, since, you know, it's a melon liqueur? But then again a breast man would likely not want to drink a fruity drink. Still, I did some checking around on the Midori site, and found The Japanese Slipper, which definitely has the right appearance... although, as mentioned, I don't really see a breast man enjoying a fruity drink in a bar. ;)

For the record, a Midori caipirinha sounds abominable.

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Re: February 21, 2007 - "A perfectly acceptable car that I sold to a stranger"
« Reply #71 on: February 24, 2007, 09:23:20 am »
It is not necessarily where you are rude or how you are rude, it is that you have an essential rudeness. This is what matters. That you are rude in a manner that befits the ways you desire to rude your way through life.

Rudely-large titties would not be that useful to a lady trying to be truly rude at ballet. Balance issues would hell of throw off your balance when doing... those spin things and... that stuff on the tippy toes and... those crazy bends that no one should really be able to do.

Rudeness is an intrinsically Marxist quality.

From each, their rude abilities. To each, their needed rudeness.

I am rude sized and have a rudely-overactive imagination. These are the rudeness I provide.

Most of the dancers I have known have had devastatingly rude legs and tummies. All that exercise and so forth.

Rude people of the world unite. You have nothing to lose but your chains.

What parts of you are rude, why you are rude, how you are rude... these are lesser points.

Just as long as you are rude. King Chochacho will handle the rest.

BE. RUDE. TOTALLY.
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Re: February 21, 2007 - "A perfectly acceptable car that I sold to a stranger"
« Reply #72 on: February 24, 2007, 11:28:52 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on February 24, 2007, 09:23:20 am
Rudeness is an intrinsically Marxist quality.

You are on a serious roll lately. Canned.
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Re: February 21, 2007 - "A perfectly acceptable car that I sold to a stranger"
« Reply #73 on: February 24, 2007, 03:52:51 pm »
Rude tits are not marxist. Rude tits are Capitalist all the way.
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Re: February 21, 2007 - "A perfectly acceptable car that I sold to a stranger"
« Reply #74 on: February 24, 2007, 07:08:20 pm »
Quote from: Muse_Of_Fire on February 24, 2007, 05:02:34 am
Okay... well, maybe it should be made with Midori, since, you know, it's a melon liqueur? But then again a breast man would likely not want to drink a fruity drink. Still, I did some checking around on the Midori site, and found The Japanese Slipper, which definitely has the right appearance... although, as mentioned, I don't really see a breast man enjoying a fruity drink in a bar. ;)

For the record, a Midori caipirinha sounds abominable.



that does sound abominable. I don't have any Midori kicking around so I can't try that, but I'm just gonna throw the possible combination of cognac, midori and white grapefruit out there. it'll be a sickly color though, just like any midori drink.
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