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Re: Two Truths and a Lie
« Reply #225 on: March 20, 2007, 01:56:35 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on March 20, 2007, 05:24:49 am
Psssst, Nabu!

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It was neat.

I know, I know. I'm going to the fuck you box on my own, ref!

Sooooooo . . . both Stan Humphries and Phil Rivers, eh? You know what? As harmic realignment, Ryan Leaf is going to marry into your family. I'd get more specific than that, but it would only end in tears.
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Re: Two Truths and a Lie
« Reply #226 on: March 20, 2007, 05:07:23 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on March 20, 2007, 04:10:17 pm
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on March 20, 2007, 01:56:35 pm
Sooooooo . . . both Stan Humphries and Phil Rivers, eh? You know what? As harmic realignment, Ryan Leaf is going to marry into your family. I'd get more specific than that, but it would only end in tears.
Gibbering Jebbus Beans and Rice that is as harsh a harsh thing a man can wish on another.

Originally that was Karmic, but I changed it to remove the capitalization. This way is even worse!
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Re: Two Truths and a Lie
« Reply #227 on: March 23, 2007, 03:26:06 am »
Quote from: JudyIsADickSlap on March 19, 2007, 07:44:00 am
I can't say much more, except that the events of #2 did not occur under the influence, and it was not a dog that licked off the peanut butter.

I'm pretty sure it's illegal for me to even read this sentence.  Any minute now the thought police are going to break down my doors and arrest me for statutory perception of innuendo.
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Re: Two Truths and a Lie
« Reply #228 on: April 04, 2007, 02:58:07 am »
So wait, what?  Judy's mom fucked David Bowie?  Does that mean...
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Re: Two Truths and a Lie
« Reply #229 on: April 04, 2007, 03:04:41 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on April 04, 2007, 02:58:07 am
So wait, what?  Judy's mom fucked David Bowie?  Does that mean...

DUDE! Judy's real father owns a bank in England and Iman is Judy's real stepmom.
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Re: Two Truths and a Lie
« Reply #230 on: April 04, 2007, 07:11:49 am »
1. Members of my family have vomited in the buildings which house two out of the three branches of our government.
2. My mother is currently attending my first choice of schools for my undergraduate degree (a school which rejected me)
3. I am allergic to cotton and chocolate, and have been hospitalized for both twice, but never anything else.
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Re: Two Truths and a Lie
« Reply #231 on: April 04, 2007, 07:14:25 am »
I don't buy the cotton.
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Re: Two Truths and a Lie
« Reply #232 on: April 04, 2007, 07:17:50 am »
I was going to guess #3 too, but the fact that you explicitly stated "never anything else" suggests that it might not be a trick after all.

I'm going with #1 and guessing they vomited in buildings housing all three branches of government.
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Re: Two Truths and a Lie
« Reply #233 on: April 04, 2007, 07:55:53 am »
Bullshit on #3. You are all wearing Cotton Right Now. Even you, Rumjay. Id bet money on this.
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Re: Two Truths and a Lie
« Reply #234 on: April 04, 2007, 10:44:00 pm »
I'm going with 1 since it's the vaguest.... but is that just what you want me to think?

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Re: Two Truths and a Lie
« Reply #235 on: April 04, 2007, 11:12:27 pm »
1. My grandmother vomited on a tour of the White House, and I vomited all over a bench in the entry area of Congress. We have high hopes for the Supreme Court seeing some barf from my gene pool at some point.
2. My mom is getting her master's at Boston University, my top choice for undergrad (though thank god I didn't get in).
3. I am allergic to nothing. I have only been hospitalized once since birth, about a month ago, when a cyst on my ovary ruptured.
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Re: Two Truths and a Lie
« Reply #236 on: April 04, 2007, 11:39:42 pm »
BU seems to have a trend going on where people don't like it. My friend Sarah is transferring from there, apparently Wombat transferred from there if I recall correctly... dang.
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Re: Two Truths and a Lie
« Reply #237 on: April 05, 2007, 12:08:18 am »
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BU seems to have a trend going on where people don't like it. My friend Sarah is transferring from there, apparently Wombat transferred from there if I recall correctly... dang.

My mom loves loves loves it. I think that it's because she's not a residential student, and she's just happy to be back in school.
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Re: Two Truths and a Lie
« Reply #238 on: April 05, 2007, 12:12:58 am »
Graduate school is completely different from undergrad - it's hardly like you're going to the same school at all. 

As an undergrad, yeah, I would say BU pretty much sucked. It is true that I had one of the single best classroom teachers in my whole life there, and that a big problem was that they didn't actually have an undergraduate degree in the field I wanted to major in. But I still feel pretty confident in steering people away from the place.
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Re: Two Truths and a Lie
« Reply #239 on: April 05, 2007, 01:44:13 am »
I felt really bad. Because this really nice girl who was visiting my friend here said "oh, so, I'm going to BU next year!" And her friend said "isn't your friend Sarah there? they should meet up!"
and I had to really quickly try to come up with a reason for why she hates it that wouldn't sound bad. I don't remember what I said... probably something ineffective.
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