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Re: Weird celebrity crushes?
« Reply #15 on: March 02, 2007, 07:54:03 pm »
Pam from the office. Not the actress jenna fischer, her character Pam Beesly. I think its her lip gloss.
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Re: Weird celebrity crushes?
« Reply #16 on: March 02, 2007, 08:33:14 pm »
Quote from: A-CAP on March 02, 2007, 07:54:03 pm
Pam from the office. Not the actress jenna fischer, her character Pam Beesly. I think its her lip gloss.

No argument here. In fact the SO has told me "If the character Pam ever magically becomes a real person you can leave me for her and I'll totally understand."
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Re: Weird celebrity crushes?
« Reply #17 on: March 02, 2007, 09:22:55 pm »
Quote from: JorgeFabregas on March 02, 2007, 02:25:39 am
Pelosi was definitely a looker. http://www.trinitydc.edu/images/pelosi/Nancy1962TrinityYearbook.jpg

She still looks good.

Hahaha, I could have sworn when I first read this thread that you said she was definitely a hooker. I was like, WTF? Why would JF think that the speaker of the house was a prostitute back in '62?
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Re: Weird celebrity crushes?
« Reply #18 on: March 02, 2007, 10:31:22 pm »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on March 02, 2007, 04:28:46 am
It is a definite fact that the internet will never oppose the idea of a girl likin' on girls.
Cleaned that up for ya.

My wife and I also have that Johnny Depp deal.

Edit: because I guess "also" is my favorite word ever.
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Re: Weird celebrity crushes?
« Reply #19 on: March 03, 2007, 01:19:07 am »
Quote from: CortJstr on March 02, 2007, 02:28:06 pm
Kari from Mythbusters.

Oh hell yes.

I've actually talked myself down from that tree from time to time... "it would never work, she's a vegetarian, and you could never succeed with that."
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Re: Weird celebrity crushes?
« Reply #20 on: March 03, 2007, 02:46:24 am »
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Pam from the office. Not the actress jenna fischer, her character Pam Beesly. I think its her lip gloss.

Interestingly, I find Jim's other love interest, the hot Italian girl, much much more crush-worthy.

I guess I am pretty much the only one who does, though. But I've always liked the swarthy girls.
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Re: Weird celebrity crushes?
« Reply #21 on: March 03, 2007, 03:26:33 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on March 03, 2007, 02:46:24 am
Interestingly, I find Jim's other love interest, the hot Italian girl, much much more crush-worthy.

I guess I am pretty much the only one who does, though. But I've always liked the swarthy girls.

No, I think she's hot.  You know that she's the daughter of Quincy Jones and Peggy Lipton, right?
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Re: Weird celebrity crushes?
« Reply #22 on: March 03, 2007, 04:08:57 am »
In the sexy because they're talented catagory, it'd be Hugh Laurie, Regina Spektor and Gary Oldman.

Also in a sexy androgynous way, katherine moening is nice to look at, though I can't be bothered to watch The L Word.

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Re: Weird celebrity crushes?
« Reply #23 on: March 03, 2007, 05:04:20 am »
Okay, not a celebrity crush per se, but since we're talking about "nonstandard" things that attract us...

I read today's xkcd and was stunned... this is a perfect example of one of my biggest turn-ons. I feel so nerdy, but I actually have fantasies about being the girl in a situtation like thisparticular strip. And you know, where he says, "Hey, do you mind if I jot down some notes on your chest?" I'd be all, "Oh god, yes please!"

*blush*
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Re: Weird celebrity crushes?
« Reply #24 on: March 03, 2007, 05:09:00 am »
Quote from: AugustWest on March 03, 2007, 03:26:33 am
No, I think she's hot.  You know that she's the daughter of Quincy Jones and Peggy Lipton, right?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rashida_Jones

Huh, so she's not Italian but instead multiracial? She is really cute, I agree.

Off topic, I remember seeing a program on TV once about Neo-Nazis, and one of them claimed to be Italian until his Aryan girlfriend realized that he was actually half African-American and half Caucasian.
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Re: Weird celebrity crushes?
« Reply #25 on: March 03, 2007, 05:29:09 am »
I've lost track of what anecdotes I've told where but...

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Regina Spektor

I have a very strange connection to Regina Spektor.

One of my best friends from back home, Adam, went to college with her... long before she was famous... and had an intense crush on her. As my girlfriend and one of my other friends from high school all went to the same college (SUNY-Purchase) I stumbled across the fact that there was this singer chick he had a crush on and...

Man, did I tease him about the crush mercilessly... in that sort of "well, just ask her out" kinda way.

I'm very bad with that sort of thing. I matchmake people by teasing them.

And then a couple of months ago, I hear of this singer chick that all the hip kids are into and... holy shit... it's that girl I would always pick on Adam about having a crush on. And I thought to myself, what a small goddamned world.

It was also funny because, like, Adam came out as bisexual a coupla years back and is now marrying a masseuse dude in Tucson. So maybe... I teased him into... gay?

(At the same school, my other friend there was repeatedly hit on by the older Pete from "Pete & Pete". Who had also repeatedly hit on the only girlfriend I ever made through the internet when they were teenagers and "Pete & Pete" filmed in her hometown. It is a very tiny world.)
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Re: Weird celebrity crushes?
« Reply #26 on: March 03, 2007, 08:43:55 am »
fuck, my ex best friend is dropping out of there! he hates it so much!
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Re: Weird celebrity crushes?
« Reply #27 on: March 03, 2007, 06:27:04 pm »
It seems that the nickname students have for it is SUNY-Poor Choice.

There seem to be a few distinct advantages to the place, such as it being very friendly to various sexual lifestyles... in terms of people's self-definitions, it has the highest percentage of GLBT students of any public college in the country, like 75% or something...

And it is great if you are into the uber-competitive anything-for-success conservatory thing for the purposes of certain fields such as the various performing arts.

But the campus looks exactly like a prison and the vast majority of the population seemed to be either back-stabbing psychotic careerists or complete nutbar flakes.

When I met my girlfriend, part of why we clicked so quickly was... at least partially because she had been going to a school where there were very few boys who liked girls and... uhm... while she is somewhat into ladies as well as dudes, most of the girls there were psychotic careerists or nutbar flakes.

So a liberal-but-somewhat-naive Clark Kent-ish country boy such as I was in my late teens was pretty much the complete opposite of anyone she had the possibility of dating at Purchase.

So... it worked for me.
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Re: Weird celebrity crushes?
« Reply #28 on: March 03, 2007, 07:43:50 pm »
yeah, um, he is basically...
we have joked since we were in like 6th grade that he'd drop out of college and live off of his parent's money. He is super pretentious, an asshole, but unbearably creative. it pisses me off. he writes plays and songs and short films which make me jealous. Although, obviously, he has some issues as of yet with making them not scream "look how smart I am! look how creative this plot is! I'm so ironic and clever!"
Anyway, I am going to call him to see what is up. Not looking forward to it.
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Re: Weird celebrity crushes?
« Reply #29 on: March 03, 2007, 08:21:13 pm »
Quote from: side_show on March 03, 2007, 04:08:57 am
In the sexy because they're talented catagory, it'd be Hugh Laurie

Yeah! And while we're in the same aisle of the store, Stephen Fry.
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